SwainInSorrow
Cthulu X Reader

Cthulu X Reader

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Cthulu... An eldritch being... cares for none of mankind.... Except for Y/N. (751 words)(EDIT: I completely forgot I wrote this)…

Zimran X Ronald McDonald

Zimran X Ronald McDonald

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Damn girl are you Zimran? Cause I wanna lick your wallsWritten mostly by SwainInSorrow, but some credit does go to my friend who wishes to be called Kazoo.(1,443 words)…

Burnt Rice X Elon Musk

Burnt Rice X Elon Musk

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A fanfic I made about a kid from my old school and elon musk (1,407 words)…

Do Ci(cierega) Do

Do Ci(cierega) Do

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Your body is so sweet now, baby, I'm saying trick or treat nowYou know I've got to have you, yeah, you sexy sweet cadaverAll wrapped up like a mummy, I'll cover you in honeyAnd wait a hundred years or soYou know, you know it isn't sexual (It isn't sexual)Strictly confectional (Strictly confectional)Strictly medicinal (Strictly medicinal)If a little nontraditionalI'm digging up your coffin and pouring out the contentsYour sexy sweet solution is prime for distributionSweet bodYour body's starting rumors of Mason jars of sweetnessWhose satisfied consumers have often claimed to witnessSome sexy shrinking tumors, a sweet return to fitnessThey're just a hundred bucks or soYou know, you know it isn't sexual (It isn't sexual)Strictly professional (Strictly professional)Entrepreneurial (Entrepreneurial)Oh, and what a sweet memorialI'm digging up your coffin and pouring out the contentsGood God, I'm glad to see youWon't you be my panacea?Sweet bod, sweet bod, oh, sweet bod, sweet bod, sweet bod(Cover is inspired by a story by @Softfuzzyenby)…

Omori headcanons because yes

Omori headcanons because yes

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Just a bunch of Omori headcanons. Disclaimer: there may be some angst in here so beware of that (754 words)…