This Isn't What We Bargained For...
Harry married Ginny. His true love was Draco Malfoy. He had parents. He never killed Voldemort. He was the Dar Lord. Dumbledore was evil. He had siblings. He managed to get wizard cancer.Ron married Hermione. He loved Harry. He had no siblings. Ginny turned to the Dark Side. Hermione hated him. He joined Harry. Hermione married Ron. She loved Ron. She hated Ron. She had siblings. Her parents divorced. She wasn't a witch.Disclaimer: Harry, tell them for me. I just can't face it!Harry: fine. She doesn't own me. Or Hermione. Or any of the books. Or anything at all in this FanFiction.Ron: Oi! She doesn't own me either!Harry: oh yeah, sorry mate.…