Prof_Sweetgum

Connor wastes away his days working at some stupid coffee shop. It's the only way he can keep enough pocket money to keep buying his weed and black nail polish. Yeah, he's an edgy cliché bitch. Deal with it.But one day a kid comes into the coffee shop and orders some mundane green tea during Connor's early morning Saturday shift. Seriously, who willingly wakes up at eight o'clock?! Connor decides that this kid is worth his curiosity. He has nothing better to do anyways.…

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Remus has been in love with Virgil from the moment that Roman brought him home. Roman and Virgil are exes long past, but they're still good friends. It just didn't work out like they thought it would and mutually understood that they wanted entirely different things. It's been three years and Virgil just landed a job at an animation studio. He just got out of college and his life is beginning. Remus, irs now or never. Either you rope Virgil into being with you or you're going to lose him.…

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He came into Logan's flower shop with obvious tears dried against his cheeks. He had been crying. Logan knew better to pry. The flower arrangement he wanted told him all that he needed to know: "White Lillies, White Carnations, Hydrangea, Larkspur, And Zinnia." Someone in this man's life has passed away and he wanted a bouquet either to place on their face or to give to someone else who is grieving.But he kept coming back. Week after week to the flower shop. Every Sunday became tradition. At promptly one thirty in the afternoon the man would walk in and he would ask for a white carnations. It was only logical to strike up a conversation with such a regular customer. Logan never once contemplated such an outcome as falling in Love.…

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Your mother owns an international publishing company that hasn't published many popular modern titles of both literature, magazines, and websites alike. Your father owns an International News Channel And is one of the most adept reporters in the world. Being the child of these two, you find yourself with a great affinity towards writing. You've always wanted to write your own novel, but you always get too many ideas and never finish one once another idea jumps in your head. No attention span. Well... that is... until you met him and you get to experience your own love story.…

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Have you ever wanted to scream and punch the wall for no reason? Or curl up and sob in your bed for no reason? Or get so anxious and tense for no reason at all randomly? What about get happy and on top of the world for no reason at all? Or what if you had all of that above, but shuffled randomly throughout your day? That's what cyclothemia feels like. And at an even worse intensity, bipolar disorder. Remus is lucky he doesn't have quite that, but he does have cyclothemia. Not even his escitalopram helps when it gets too bad. He just need to wait out the swings and hope for a good one next...…

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Just a bunch of Analogical Oneshots. I have no update schedule and really bad motivation right now so they might not be the best quality, but I do try my very best! :)…

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A great friend of mine named Elliott ( @pengi11 ) (They/them pronouns for Elliott please) give eachother promote to write a Sanders Sides oneshot about and we do it! We used to do this all the time on my old account and I'm so happy to bring it back?…

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So my all time favorite twitch streamer @LimeBottle https://m.twitch.tv/limebottle/profile has a best friend who sometimes comes in chat and hangs out with all of us. I decided, with their consent, to make their entirely platonic relationship super fucking gay.Lime, the streamer, is referred to as Lime. His best friend is referred to as Lemon in this story to keep his privacy.Together, they make a half full sprite. Who halved of a whole idiot. Let's do this.…