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Human - phan

Human - phan

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Dan is a dancer, but it's his best kept secret. Moving to a new college results in new friends, new hobbies and a new outlook in life; but what does it really mean to be human? A series of strange and seemingly unconnected events unfold that all seem to link back to Dan's mysterious new boyfriend. etcetc phan with kickthestickzThis story carries some warnings, however they're p much all spoilers except non-graphic violence and injury on one occasion, and non-described minor character death. No major character death and no self harm. Please message me if you think you'll need to know the TWs! To avoid spoilers, you can give me a list of things you don't want to read for whatever reason and I'll let you know if they're in the fic or not :)…

A Dementor's Kiss - Phan

A Dementor's Kiss - Phan

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Phan, kickthestickz and multiple youtubers at hogwarts! Dan Howell, a shy third year slytherin, is befriended by fifth year hufflepuff Phil Lester. Dan is quiet and alone, with little faith in his abilities, but with the comfortable and kind-hearted Phil he will learn to flourish in the wizarding world. This is a chaptered story with each chapter a oneshot in its own right. A brief summary will be at the beginning of each part if you wanna just dip in and read a couple that you like the sound of.…

Eight One Five - Phan

Eight One Five - Phan

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(danxphil) spy AU: Dan's an underage intelligence operative and he's on a mission. It's pretty routine; befriend the bad guy's kid, collect enough information for a conviction and beat some people up. Move on out and abandon the identity assumed. Things get complicated when Dan turns out to be a little too good at befriending Phil Lester. Sometimes good and evil isn't black and white, and Dan has to decide which lives he can allow himself to ruin. Badass!phan, warnings for violence, crime, guns, alcohol, smoking, drugs and any more will be added when i actually write it lol…

Le Cirque de la Lumière - Phan

Le Cirque de la Lumière - Phan

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~Written with @TheUntoldTales -DanXPhil~ When the Cirque de la Lumière comes to town, Dan is in for the most magical experience of his life. One night isn't nearly long enough, and all too soon the circus packs up and moves on, leaving Dan only with the memory of the magic and the magicians he met there. Mysterious PJ, with his glittering green eyes and curly hair; Chris, the comedian with jokes enough to split his sides in two; and, of course, Phil. The man with fire at his fingertips and oceans in his eyes. It isn't till Dan tries to return to his mundane life that he notices anything strange. What are the creatures that lurk in the shadows? And will the Fantastic Foursome be able to save the day?…

Little Lights in my Heart - phan

Little Lights in my Heart - phan

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Dan and Phil are children together, best friends from the offset. Even as they drift apart Phil's little lights stay with Dan and he carries the theory with him through into old age.…

Elenya - Phan

Elenya - Phan

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Dan/Phil Lord of the rings AU!! (bc it's about bloody time) A stable boy from Rohan with a sword thrust into his hands meets a Galadhrim Elf head-on in the Battle of Helm's Deep. Phil finds himself saving young Dan time and time again, but before the battle ends Dan will find his feet (and his sword grip) and return the favour. Can a light spark in the darkest of nights?Written for the phandom big bang on tumblr, thanks to my beta cityofphanchester and my artist (see the awesome artwork on tumblr) daninater…

A Phoney Number - Phan

A Phoney Number - Phan

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Dan/Phil: 17 year old Dan finally works up the courage to ask his crush for his number, except his crush is an asshole and the number reaches a sympathetic stranger instead.Just about the lamest title I've ever come up with. I wrote this last year but couldn't post it on wattpad as it needs pictures, so I got pretty excited when I got the new update. <5k oneshot, light reading + just a bit of fun…

Phan Oneshots

Phan Oneshots

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danisnotonfire/amazingphil a collection of oneshots and drabbles to pass the time. Warning: a lot of these are angsty and contain character death.…

A Bit of a Christmess - Phan

A Bit of a Christmess - Phan

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In which Dan and Phil meet at a Christmas party, get very drunk and discover that neither of them have kissed anyone before. Phan, Kickthestickz, fluff, and Christmas - this fic was written for the super lovely harrypottergleek97 as part of the Youtube Christmas Fic Exchange run by the ever glorious potatoes-are-not-for-sex (all on ffn) and is about the most typical and cliched fanfic i've ever written because hey it's christmas and everyone loves to indulge in a bit of crap over the holidays.…

Knock Three Times - phan

Knock Three Times - phan

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Phan - Happy halloween! The ultimate clichéd and ambiguous horror fic title. Phil comes home from a tough day to find Dan acting a little odd...…

Gene Therapy - Phan

Gene Therapy - Phan

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Phan AU: Mutant, and proud. Concept based X-Men but not really a crossover + no characters from X-men included. You can absolutely read this with no prior knowledge of the movies/comics. Sci-fi, powers, adventure and a healthy dose of drama.Random genetic mutations occur, some unnoticeable and others catastrophic. If a mutation proves to be advantageous, then the organism is more likely to survive so the mutation will be passed on. The study of these mutations has been one of the main focal points of medical scientists for years; mostly, or so the public believe, in an attempt to cure or prevent the threats to life caused by these mutations. Genetic diseases, deformity, small sections of coding that increase the risk of some ailment or other or perhaps just undesirable traits. Our grasp of genetics is improving exponentially, and it poses the question: if you could rewrite your DNA sequence from scratch, why settle for blonde hair and blue eyes when you can give yourself wings.Not all mutations are accidental.…