"Calm your tits, I work at the ADA"In which Dazai texts the wrong number while trying to annoy Chuuya."The Armed Detective Agency? I have never seen you in my life."[Crack fic, Beast spoilers][mostly beast!aku x reader ngl]warnings:-foul language-bsd and bsd beast spoilers-mentions of ED, SH, body dysmorphia, suicide etc.[Artwork doesn't belong to me, and neither does Bungo Stray Dogs.]β¦
Noun: A wish or inclination not strong enough to lead to action.[fem!omori!universe!reader x MHA]Perhaps it was the fact you wanted to escape your guilt early, that you were here. It wasn't much, what you could gather about being here, but whatever god sent you here clearly sent you here out of spite.The reason you knew that? SOMETHING had followed you, even to your next life.[I don't own any characters except [name], all rights go to their respective owners.]β¦