#1 in Parodies (21st November 2024)What happens when normal British students are shoved in a school full of insane reality bending wizards and magic road-men? Chaos, pure chaos. The protagonists, are mostly first years and navigate a world of wonders and chaos. They're also being hunted by the British who try to kill them.…
Nothing important, just notes I might publicise from time to time. Some bits n bobs aswell.…
The year is 2016, and Knifeman is in NYC to conduct 'business'. When suddenly he gets sent to Birmingham, UK to gain one hundred thousand dollars. He has 10 days or he gets killed, or he could fight one of the most dangerous groups in the big apple.…
In 2073, nobody is safe from the imminent threat of AI. When the new kid comes to town, they manage to timetravel, hack and assemble a group to defeat AI once and for all…
What if 5 year 8s found themselves in a zombie apocalypse? Meet Will, he's your normal year 8 that's 'in the middle'. His life is turned upside down after nut eating zombies invade. Join him and his mates in the quest to become The Lord Of The Sighs.This book came 2nd in the 'Im Tired So I'm Throwing ideas at the wall' competition. It's abandoned, it was intresting though innit.…
Have you seen a cringey fanfic and thought 'he will never write?' Yes? That's true but only if it's not parody! A year has built up to this book, the big one! No copyright, no leashes. Wayne, he's in year 10. He meets a girl and they both enter a psychological thriller with zombies in a simulation controlled by a AI, Like the hunger games, 25 countries have 2 random fit people taken away from them. Egyptian girls are hiding secrets. The Americans want oil, and the Finnish are live love laughing the bloodshed. This is part of the expanded PoptartverseSince this is the Wattpad version it's the easiest to update. If you wanna make characters join the discordhttps://discord.gg/asjz5vZqtg…
After a MI6 experiment goes horribly wrong, a new phenomenon strikes earth. The VERTIX party becomes the new shadow government. They establish CRINGE ZONE INC. a government agency set on releasing a nerve agent that can completely control people's cringe levels, ruining their reputation or even destroying their brain. This is in an effort to produce an inside job to stop the other parties running next year from gaining power. One man is set as overseer of the physical cringe zone site. Ted. Teds an average guy, except from the fact he can 'make people disappear' and he lives 'with heavy protection'. He chooses 40 participants to be labrats. And a few scientists. Many of these labrats are heavily recorded and are given time to socialise to measure effect and efficiency. While doing this, the nerve agent is made. Will the VERTEX party take over earth, or will democracy stop them in their tracks, you're about to find out.…
[Open✔️][Judging][Closed]Are you actually funny? No? Then why are you reading this check the bloomin cover. This is for the goats of writing jokes, the William shake ya spears. Then enter by commenting ur book and discord so I can pm any problems. Give a brief plot description.…
Nancy Mintwood, a 79 year old retired millionaire. She was famous for her many popular appearances in movies and she bought money by just her name being in it.At 6:15pm on a cozy winter evening, she died from unknown reasons. The sole inheritor was John Mintwood, a game developer that had moved to Seattle to continue developing. Mintwood Manor was always famous as it had been made on a lot of unnamed graves.The best part about Sapphire Woods is that it's not too far away from a city. Meet Detective Tyler Thompson, he was sent to inspect the case. He managed to narrow it down to 5 people, Only 4 were gathered.This book came 3rd in the 'Im Tired So I'm Throwing ideas at the wall' competition. It's abandoned, it was intresting though innit.…
When a secondary school student and his band meet an elite group, they must unite to take down a rogue god. But when they lose a battle, one survives and must survive a futuristic dystopian nuclear america.(NOT CANON!)…
A basis on how to kill a pop tart, updates when breakthroughs are achieved.…