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Calvin Cornish hates it in the 90s. He's on the theoretical hard kids leader board, school sucks again, and he's just been suspended. Luckily for him he's back to the future to study as Calvin Cornish at King Jayden's College of Art Design with his best mate Veronica Dogbiscuit. Bea the drunken Art Nouveau goddess has set them a top secret mission to win the school's competition to bag a spot on a trip to Euroland to participate in a special exhibition titled Yesterday's Future. Only, someone else has their eye on the goal. Coolguy69 the mega cool influencer progcaster is about to teach everyone a lesson on how to be kaleidoscopic. Get ready for more robot fighting, unicorn riding, hoverboard flying action in the second edition of the Clavin Cornish Saga. The future is an amazing place, especially when you've got God Mode. So, ignore the small print and HIT THE BUTTON!…

JamesTIris

Something terrible is going to happen.Jimmy and Veronica must save the world.Well, that's what Bea, the weird drunk woman who brought Jimmy to the future, seems to think. In a technological utopia where objects can be pulled in and out of thin air like wishes and you can print whatever you want for breakfast - even sausage rolls - can school-hating Jimmy, AKA Calvin Cornish - become an exemplary pupil, and uh, save the world? Will his new best friend Veronica Dogbiscuit and her Unicorn Mariah become the greatest mounted land animal racers King Jayden's College of Art and Design has ever seen? Or will their nihilist fashion teacher Ms Wolter ruin all their fun? Malnutritious teachers, giant robot killing machines, a kind of pet hamster-dog thing, and kaleidoscopic 90s pop references. School of Light is like nothing you've ever read. So, sit back, hit the agree button, and cram it all into your head really quickly.Calvin Cornish II: God Mode coming soon!!…