ItsTheRealMantis
We need to talk. (Vent)
--- ๐™Ž๐™ช๐™˜๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐˜พ๐™ช๐™ฅ ๐™ˆ๐™–๐™ฃ: ๐™๐™–๐™ก๐™ก๐™š๐™ฃ ๐˜พ๐™ช๐™ฅ๐™จ ---

--- ๐™Ž๐™ช๐™˜๐™ฉ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐˜พ๐™ช๐™ฅ ๐™ˆ๐™–๐™ฃ: ๐™๐™–๐™ก๐™ก๐™š๐™ฃ ๐˜พ๐™ช๐™ฅ๐™จ ---

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''๐ˆ๐ฌ ๐”๐ง๐œ๐ฅ๐ž ๐’๐ญ๐ž๐ฐ ๐จ๐ค๐š๐ฒ?'' ๐˜š๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜Ž๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ข. ๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ. ๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ณ๐˜ถ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ ๐˜ธ๐˜ข๐˜ด, ๐˜ด๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ฅ๐˜ฏ'๐˜ต ๐˜ฆ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ฌ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ ๐˜ช๐˜ง ๐˜š๐˜ถ๐˜ค๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ ๐˜Š๐˜ถ๐˜ฑ ๐˜”๐˜ข๐˜ฏ ๐˜ธ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฌ๐˜ข๐˜บ. ๐˜š๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ฅ๐˜ฏ'๐˜ต ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ง๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฎ ๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ค๐˜ฆ ๐˜ด๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ด๐˜ข๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฎ. ๐˜š๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ฅ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ถ๐˜ญ๐˜ญ ๐˜ข ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ต ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜ด, ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ง๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜ต. ''๐”๐ก, ๐ฒ๐ž๐š๐ก! ๐“๐ก๐ž๐ฒ'๐ซ๐ž ๐Ÿ๐ข๐ง๐ž! ๐‰๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ... ๐ง๐ž๐ž๐ ๐ฌ๐จ๐ฆ๐ž ๐ญ๐ข๐ฆ๐ž ๐š๐ฅ๐จ๐ง๐ž ๐ข๐ฌ ๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ...!!'' ๐˜–๐˜ฏ๐˜ญ๐˜บ ๐˜Ž๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ข ๐˜ฌ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ธ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ณ๐˜ถ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ. ๐˜๐˜ฐ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ๐˜ง๐˜ถ๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜บ ๐˜ช๐˜ต ๐˜ธ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ญ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜บ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ธ๐˜ข๐˜บ.I do not own any characters in this story. Every character mentioned (except Saturn) belongs to Piemations and the Suction Cup Man prod team (apparently they're called the Partners in Climb so that's cute).DO NOT COPY THIS AU!! I worked VERY hard on this AU, and to have it stolen would hurt.Cover art by me.โ€ฆ

ask mike anything !! (AMA)

ask mike anything !! (AMA)

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decided to do this since i'm sure a ton of you have questions lolanyways, ask me anything !! it can be about personal stuff, what'll happen to this account when i eventually decide to leave this joke of a website, or ANYTHING about fallen cups (or restored backfire if you come from a certain discord friend group of mine, or mike, max & zach if you come from bluesky) !!โ€ฆ

PCU Incorrect Quotes

PCU Incorrect Quotes

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this is not done even though chapter 7 of fallen cups is out. pcu stands for piemations cinematic universe.โ€ฆ

+ | ๐“ก๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ท' ๐“ฏ๐“ธ๐“ป ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ ๐“ผ๐“ฝ๐“ช๐“ป๐“ผ | + {- ๐•ธ๐–ž ๐–˜๐–”๐–ˆ๐–Ž๐–†๐–‘๐–˜ -}

+ | ๐“ก๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ท' ๐“ฏ๐“ธ๐“ป ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ ๐“ผ๐“ฝ๐“ช๐“ป๐“ผ | + {- ๐•ธ๐–ž ๐–˜๐–”๐–ˆ๐–Ž๐–†๐–‘๐–˜ -}

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Cover art not mine!! It belongs to @retrodummy.bsky.social (that's the only social of theirs I know atm)!These are all my socials where you can reach me when the day comes that I must leave Wattpad.โ€ฆ

'' ...๐“จ๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ฑ, ๐“ฏ๐“พ๐“ฌ๐“ด ๐”‚๐“ธ๐“พ. '' | ๐š‚๐™ฒ๐™ผ ๐šก ๐š๐šŽ๐šŠ๐š๐šŽ๐š› ๐™พ๐š—๐šŽ๐šœ๐š‘๐š˜๐š๐šœ

'' ...๐“จ๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ฑ, ๐“ฏ๐“พ๐“ฌ๐“ด ๐”‚๐“ธ๐“พ. '' | ๐š‚๐™ฒ๐™ผ ๐šก ๐š๐šŽ๐šŠ๐š๐šŽ๐š› ๐™พ๐š—๐šŽ๐šœ๐š‘๐š˜๐š๐šœ

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๐™ฐ๐šœ ๐š™๐š›๐š˜๐š–๐š’๐šœ๐šŽ๐š... ๐š‘๐šŽ๐š›๐šŽ'๐šœ ๐šข๐š˜๐šž๐š› ๐šœ๐š๐šž๐š™๐š’๐š ๐š˜๐š—๐šŽ๐šœ๐š‘๐š˜๐š๐šœ.โ€ฆ

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[ "๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™™ ๐™ฎ๐™ค๐™ช ๐™ข๐™ž๐™จ๐™จ ๐™ข๐™š? " ] | + ๐“๐“ป๐“ฝ๐“ซ๐“ธ๐“ธ๐“ด + |

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|+ ๐˜š๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ค๐˜ฆ ๐˜ ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜บ ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ถ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฅ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฎ๐˜บ ๐˜ด๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ต ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ท๐˜ฆ, ๐˜ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ช๐˜จ๐˜ฉ๐˜ต ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜ธ๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ๐˜ญ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ข๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ต๐˜ฃ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฌ. ๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ'๐˜ต ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ, ๐˜ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ฆ. ๐˜”๐˜ฐ๐˜ด๐˜ต ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ด๐˜ค๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ด๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ต ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ธ๐˜ด ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ด๐˜ค๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ด๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ต ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ด. ๐˜Œ๐˜น๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ๐˜ค๐˜ต ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ข ๐˜“๐˜–๐˜› ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜š๐˜”๐˜Ž4 ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜”๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜‹๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ฅ๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ๐˜ด. ๐˜Š๐˜ฐ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ต ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ฎ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ. ๐˜ฟ๐™ค ๐™ฃ๐™ค๐™ฉ ๐™ง๐™š๐™ฅ๐™ค๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐˜ผ๐™‰๐™” ๐™ค๐™› ๐™ข๐™ฎ ๐™–๐™ง๐™ฉ. ๐™„ ๐™จ๐™ฌ๐™š๐™–๐™ง ๐™ฉ๐™ค ๐™›๐™ช๐™˜๐™ , ๐™ž๐™› ๐™„ ๐™จ๐™š๐™š ๐™š๐™ซ๐™š๐™ฃ ๐™– ๐™Ž๐™„๐™‰๐™‚๐™‡๐™€ ๐™™๐™ง๐™–๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ ๐™ค๐™› ๐™ข๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™š ๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™‹๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™ฉ๐™š๐™ง๐™š๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™ค๐™ง ๐™๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ฉ๐™š๐™ง, ๐™š๐™ญ๐™ฅ๐™š๐™˜๐™ฉ ๐™ข๐™š ๐™ฉ๐™ค ๐™ง๐™ค๐™ก๐™ก ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™ฉ๐™ค ๐™ฎ๐™ค๐™ช๐™ง ๐™˜๐™ค๐™ข๐™ข๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ฉ๐™จ ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™–๐™จ๐™  ๐™ฎ๐™ค๐™ช ๐™ฉ๐™ค ๐™ง๐™š๐™ข๐™ค๐™ซ๐™š ๐™ž๐™ฉ. +|โ€ฆ

??!!

??!!

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okay what the FUCKโ€ฆ

SCREAMING AND SHITTING

SCREAMING AND SHITTING

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shits all over the floor.โ€ฆ

IVE BEEN NOTICED?!?!??

IVE BEEN NOTICED?!?!??

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HNBJLDHUIDBYNDEKHNBHRHFYKKN<EJ??!?!?!?โ€ฆ

SMG4 Hotel (CLOSED/CANCELLED)

SMG4 Hotel (CLOSED/CANCELLED)

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Closed and cancelled. Again, no one has done their part.โ€ฆ

Mantis' Final Collab (CLOSED/CANCELLED)

Mantis' Final Collab (CLOSED/CANCELLED)

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Cancelled because none of you have done your parts. Disappointing.โ€ฆ

Try To Make Him Blush! -SMG3 Edition- (Part 2)

Try To Make Him Blush! -SMG3 Edition- (Part 2)

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Holy shit, there's actually a part two to this? Why am I doing this to myself?-Cover art not mine-โ€ฆ

Try To Make Him Blush! -SMG3 Edition-

Try To Make Him Blush! -SMG3 Edition-

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I'm losing brain cells. Why do people find this man hot. Anyways, try to make Mr. Hot Topic Edgelord blush. I'm legit out of ideas.-THIS STORY IS FINISHED.-โ€ฆ

MATCH WITH ME PLEASE

MATCH WITH ME PLEASE

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SOMEONE PLEASE BE THE STREBER TO MY ETHAN /pโ€ฆ

โ•ฐโ”„โžค ๏ผฆ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ… ๏ผฅ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ผ“ ๏ผฐ๏ผฆ๏ผฐ๏ฝ“

โ•ฐโ”„โžค ๏ผฆ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ… ๏ผฅ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ผ“ ๏ผฐ๏ผฆ๏ผฐ๏ฝ“

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โ•ฐโ”„โžค ๐•๐•ฆ๐•ค๐•ฅ ๐•ž๐•’๐•œ๐•– ๐•’๐•Ÿ ๐• ๐•ฃ๐••๐•–๐•ฃ ๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•• ๐•€ ๐•˜๐• ๐•ฅ๐•”๐•™๐•ฆ.โ€ฆ

HOW DARE HE!!1!!!1!!11

HOW DARE HE!!1!!!1!!11

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GRRRRRRRHHGJFHFHGH HOW FUCKING DARE HE!1!!!!11!1โ€ฆ

Why is this actually something he'd do-

Why is this actually something he'd do-

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Help, why is this actually so fucking real?[COVER ART BY UNNIE MICHAEL ON X]โ€ฆ

JAX X TORD ONESHOT STORY (18+, EXTREME SMUT WARNING)

JAX X TORD ONESHOT STORY (18+, EXTREME SMUT WARNING)

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Read with caution, my children ๐Ÿ˜Ft my online uncle, @--delinquent ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜โ€ฆ

VINNIE X TORD ONESHOT STORY (18+, HEAVY SMUT WARNING)

VINNIE X TORD ONESHOT STORY (18+, HEAVY SMUT WARNING)

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My first smut. Please tell me how I did ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”โ€ฆ