[Kidnapping and murder lol // kimetsu no yaiba]
In which- a smart, antisocial and expressionless student that hates the world meets tanjiro and his sister hanako.:::After sleeping in class [name] wakes up in the snow in the middle of nowhere. They question if they've woken up to be in a hallucination or a lucid dream but that crumbles away when they meet the unsuspecting tanjiro and hanako in a walk to town.:::Please don't read this ;-; :::STARTED: 8/13/22ENDED: ???:::Demon slayer belongs to koyoharu gotouge :::Warnings: muzan, cussing, mentions of murder, mentions of suicide, mentions of hermit crabs being kept in bean bags, toxic family, mentions of stealing, :::Updates every sunday lol:::Quotes?:"ok, I got it! collecting people like collecting Pokemon, Gotta catch them all""that works ig""besides the fact that avoiding this scenario was possible, who came on your kitchen table?""[NAME]""WHAT??""y'know i love ya right?""...i love you too- *cough* catnip *ahem* yeah, I love catnip too""REALLY CHILD?!""IM SORRY I GET NERVOUS WHEN PEOPLE...DO PEOPLE THINGS" "*sigh* it's fine I know you can't communicate""thank you... WAIT WHAt-""silence, for I am now the parent of this child""NO, NO yOUR NOT""all your opinions are irrelevant, because this child is mine now peasant""why do your expressions always stay the same [name]?""...""please?""*sigh* fine I'll tell you, just stop giving me those puppy eyes""Yessir-ma'am-um" "Yesn't" "Wtf do you mean they're dead?""Um...their heart stopped beating-""*yawn* be quiet...""AHHHHH WTH IS THIS SHIT WTF""Ugh...your lucky I don't have enough energy to kill yo ass"…