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Please keep requests as simple as possible! This fic is uploaded randomly and does not have a set schedule, please be patient :)Cover art is mine!…

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Nothing like getting chased by living statues in the middle of the night to get your blood pumping! We've got one's trying to kill you, we've got some that want to be your friend, and then we have... Gappy! He doesn't know what he's doing, but he's trying his best.Will the museums new nightguard, (Y/n) (L/n), be able to survive those of stone and wood? We'll just have to find out!(gender-neutral insert so everyone can enjoy reading this fic:))(credits to the cover belong to popurin)#1 IN MILESTONE 8/1/21…

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The villains trashed a casino and now they have to pay for it, however they can.JJBA is not mine, but any original characters, the plot, and all non-canon events are. For#1 in kira (9/23/20)100k ~~ JAN - 11 - 2023…

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A college AU with majority part 5 characters with the occasional throw in of some whack job from a different part. Enjoy getting tutored by a bunch of intelligent sluts.Oh-ho!Here, we have:-Hot bad cop Abbacchio, Hot good cop Bucciarati-Bar owner Risotto (He shirt too smol for he biddies)-Hot bartenders Prosciutto, Illuso, Sorbet & Gelato-Obnoxious party-goers Formaggio, Narancia-Your tutors, Ghiaccio, Fugo, Cioccolata, Melone, Pesci-Your kinda-creepy-kinda-hot professors, Cioccolata, , Ghiaccio, Polnareff-The consistently thrown in jail offender Mista(All subject to change)(....Except for hot bar daddy Risotto)And everyone is kinda-also-sorta still in Passione maybe......And Hey! It wouldn't be a fanfic if there wasn't conflict over insert!…

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A mechanic finds the corpses of La Squadra sprinkled around the country, and fixes up the bodies they left behind. Now alive again, the squad decides to pay back the debt they owe each in their own really weird and kind of disturbing ways.Sorbet, we do not want a dead squirrel as payment, thank you.(more tags added later, cover art is NOT mine, credits to original artist)(thank you FiliaGrunge for your help <3)…

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The war consuming the world was started over a game of chess. Now, half a year after the fact, it still continues to wreak havoc, and leaves almost every person in its wake with nothing... Except for a lone soldier, whom travels with nine kids and two enemy troopers. Whatever will come out of this will probably not be good, but at least entertaining.…

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Anything worth doing starts as a bad idea. This bullshit phrase is what got Risotto stuck in a vampire lords manor, and consequentially, the position of his esteemed lover.(An amazing collaboration with the even more amazing Twaddling_Tate!)(Male!Reader)…

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Dead things should stay dead. Unfortunately, the century old 'corpse' known as the old queen didn't get the memo, and is back on her throne. But what of Ermes, the sacrifice used to bring her back? She's now her wife.Cover belongs to Ishouldseeadoctor, a wonderful artist I highly suggest you go support! Please consider also supporting the other artists mentioned throughout the fic!…

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A model, a bodyguard, and a politician walk into an orphanage. The bodyguard says 'Hey, let's adopt some of these kids', and the other two agree. The punchline? There isn't one. Their terrible parenting is the joke.(credits to Twaddling_Tate for the cover, and aiding in the development of the plot. I thank you for the time you took to help me cultivate this story!)…

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A misfit among monsters, who would've guessed there would be such a thing? Surely in the town full of the ugly, the hated, and damned, everyone would be accepted... So why isn't (Y/n)?…

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Every politician is a bit crooked, but Diavolo fears this one is entirely sideways. Maybe getting involved with (Y/n), one of the most recognized political heads, was a bad idea after all. Unfortunately, there's no going back now; The contract has been sealed, and the blood used to write his name has already dried.…

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Paradise is only paradise to those who've never tasted the bite of its sword. Can you survive on an island before it swallows you whole, or will you fall victim to ones of its inhabitants charms?…

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Come on down, shake hands with a fellow sinner! At this wonderous gambling house, there's plenty of cash and misfortune to go around! Each new day offers a fresh event for you to partake in, and a hefty reward for your efforts! And, if you're lucky, you might catch the attention of this casinos fine owner, and earn yourself a high-stakes fight for your life~! So, whaddya say... Care to play a game?…

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Oh, to live the rests of your days in the castle atop the degrading hill, stuffing your face with whatever food you wished and dressing in elegant clothing simply for the fun of it... too bad you're stuck making swords for the kings' knights like a moron.[Fem!Reader insert]…

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thank you all for 600 followers, each and every one of you mean the world to me! heres your treat for sticking around! ill try my best to write quality content for you all!…

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Beneath the surface of an organized and mystical circus is something grueling and loathsome, the falling apart of a family pieced together in an alleyway-- it was bound to not last.(Cover art by my amazing friend Charlie, who I absolutely adore! Thank you for making this for me!!)#1 in gyro (4/29/21)…

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In which a highly feared mafia boss and a few of her subordinates become highschool teachers.meet (y/n), a self defense teacher at a local highschool. having recently been attacked and outnumbered by a rival gang that invaded their area, (y/n) and her right hand man, kakyoin, flee the scene and try to blend in with the residents of the town, finding themselves employed at a nearby highschool.to their surprise, three of their subordinates had found themselves at the school as well, unaware that their employer was working along side them. after all, (y/n) did keep her identity hidden from everyone, even to kakyoin.now, what happens when one of the lackeys is a traitor? will (y/n) be able to unearth the mole before it becomes her undoing?even more so, what happens when the mole is one of the subordinates working at the school?…

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Unsure of how to handle herself after being replaced at the nightclub she once conquered, the infamous singer, (y/n) (l/n), otherwise known as 'The Radio Star', finds herself mindlessly going around and using the worst coping mechanism possible to deal with her waves of depression... Which is, understandably, murder.after being booted from 'The House of Songs', (y/n) noticed that her singing had acquired a rather strange ability when listened to. those who happened to listen to even a single note that lasts longer than five seconds, begin to slowly crinkle, then once under enough pressure, burst open.however, she was not the only one to notice this, as another has kept their eye on her as well. will a high-class singer stoop so low as to join a mob, or will she keep her dignity and continue as she is?…

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In a fast attempt to save her own ass, (Y/n) becomes the personal chef for the boss and his handy men, sometimes able to accompany them on missions in return. Though, it begins to seem like la unita starts to grow a soft spot for this pretty little chef, though the latter is oblivious to their advances.juggling cooking, mafia work, and the burden of being cioccolatas amusement is not as easy as it seems, but (y/n) manages to make it look like a piece of cake!(i havent seen any la unita speciale x readers so here we are :/)-jjba is not mine, though the stand, plot, and any added characters are.--cover art is also not mine#1 IN SECCO 12/11/2020…