Ben_Fakename
Stolen Light

Stolen Light

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While trying to get work done for a client and staying up way past his bedtime, Kaveh keeps passing out and having strange dreams. Eventually the events in the dream happen when he's awake, and he realizes he may have made the wrong kind of bargain.Alhaitham has been struggling with the same nightmare while managing his day to day life as the Acting Grand Sage. Once he finds out Kaveh's been kidnapped, he's determined to prevent the nightmare from becoming a reality.…

They Were Roommates

They Were Roommates

2,120 55 14

Oh boy, a rewrite?This is a rewrite of I'm Stuck With You and I Like It, which that title is so long oh my god.Yes, it's countryhumans.They have human names that can be used interchangeably with their country names.~*~*~Actual Summary~*~*~America, sick of his shitty household, finally breaks free. His roommate, however, is someone who's reputation leaves many concerned.When America actually moves in, he finds that things aren't as they seem. At the very least, it's better than his old home.~*~*~Warnings:-Themes of abuse-Dealing with past trauma…

Changing Times

Changing Times

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2022 meets 2019 and chaos ensues as per usual~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~My friend and I thought "Wouldn't it be funny if the 2019 versions of the Countryhumans met our current versions of them?" and so we wrote it.That's it. Enjoy!…

The Consul and The Cat

The Consul and The Cat

6,410 149 20

Affogato x Clotted Cream but super heroes n villains? It's more likely than you think.@walsuf is writing this with me btw~*~*~*~*~*~*~Summary ~*~*~*~*~*~*~Clotted Cream makes his hero debut as The Consul. Unfortunately (?) for him, a certain cat villain also makes his debut on the same day.As time goes on, they get closer and closer, but there's one thing holding The Consul back: His Father, Custard.Will they be able to be friends? Or... More?~*~*~*~*~*~*~Warnings ~*~*~*~*~*~*~-Angst-Themes of abuse (Custard sucks)-more warnings may be added later…

The Gilded Frame

The Gilded Frame

2,805 83 7

Madeleine has been away from Espresso for quite a while. They miss each other (even if Espresso wont admit it)Eventually, Madeleine comes home! But..Someone is murdering cookies, and the police are struggling to figure out who it is and why.~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~This is a yandere espresseleine fic, so obviously there will be deaths~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~1st chapter posted: September 10, 2022…

Perfectly Happy

Perfectly Happy

11,712 319 13

Madeleine is the always smiling knight. He helps out and boasts about his heroic deeds. Everyone knows he's always happy and always willing to help.Espresso is one of the few cookies who doesn't like Madeleine, who made it his goal to befriend the coffee mage. He greets him every morning with a smile.Madeleine's always smiling, which means he's always happy!...Right?~*~*~*~*~*~*~Started posting: July 9, 2022…

A Phantom in the Night

A Phantom in the Night

15,848 363 11

By day, he's Roguefort. A shy citizen who's friends with Detective Almond.By night, they're Phantom Bleu. A well known criminal who's got a love for dramatic performances.Balancing the two lives is fairly easy, but it cant last forever.~*~*~*~*~*~*~Important things:-Roguefort uses he/him and they/them pronouns interchangeably.-I use the name Phantom Bleu when they're in their normal costume, and Roguefort for his disguised name.-Phantom Bleu can and will speak French to tease Almond (and to swear in front of Walnut without her understanding)~*~*~*~*~*~*~First chapter published: January 16, 2022…

Falling (repeatedly)

Falling (repeatedly)

159,049 3,869 75

I swear the cover is temporary unless i forget to change it-(This was written before the Cookie Odyssey was out, this note will make sense later)*+*Summary (?)*+*Espresso is trying to ignore Madeleine but unfortunately it doesn't really work.Especially after Madeleine finds out about Espresso's horrible sleeping habits.Then stuff happens, they both fall over at least three times (i forgot to count), Espresso really doesn't want to sleep, and probably some other thingsThere is lots of angst.*+*This is the Wattpad version of the fic. It'll also be on Ao3 (it's exactly the same but if you like reading there more, you can)My name on here is the same as there: Ben_Fakename*+*1st chapter published on October 10th, 2021*+*…

Predator and Prey (Rewrite)

Predator and Prey (Rewrite)

8,439 260 18

[This is a rewrite of Predator and Prey, an older story of mine]Warnings n such:-swears-*+*toxic masculinity enforced by a toxic man*+*-Transphobic pieces of shit (who get called out)-Gun (plural)-harassment most likely-Florida-Author (he doesn't know what he's doing)-alcohol(more might get added later)For new people:This is a story where countries have the ability to shape-shift into their national animal or bird. When in their human form, they can either keep their animal features scaled up to fit them, or they can shift them to be the same size as when they're in their full animal form.(basically they can make the animal parts smaller/larger than when in the partial-human form)America is an exception to the national animals rule, and is a random bird species native to the North American continent.~+*+~+*+~+*+~+*+~+*+~For those who read the original, get ready because there's been some changes!Important:-USA's entire character has been reworked (Also he's called Sam now)-America isn't a deer anymore. (also he's ftm trans)-Both Sam and Ame are birds now-Sam and Ame aren't twins anymore-States exist (i forgot if they did before oops-) and oh god FloridaThe plot is also a bit different at first. I'm gonna try to keep it somewhat similar up to the point where they have a child. I will probably fail at trying to keep it somewhat similar though- sorry in advance…

Wild Animals

Wild Animals

5,596 203 10

*+*Info/context?*+*Similar to Predator and Prey (older fic of mine), countries are part animal. Unlike Predator and Prey though, the animals aren't determined by the national animal. It can be any animal that lives within the countries borders.*+*Warnings (will add as I go)*+*-swearing-mentions/depictions of abuse-attempts to eat a country in full animal form (because there are predators)-…

Kept in a Cage

Kept in a Cage

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This is based off a dream I had so it'll probably be a bit funky.*+*Summary-ish*+*Steve and Brian are twins, born with great powers that come from their father. Their mother (Karen) doesn't like Brian at all, and ends up sending both kids to a place that studies people with unusual abilities.The second they walk in, Brian has a horrible feeling about the place. Like he won't be allowed to leave.*+*Warnings (might add more later as I add to the story):-swearing -abusive people-homophobic people…

Chasing a Star

Chasing a Star

11,028 552 24

A celebrities auThis is kinda inspired by DandelionDictates story Like Normal People Do~*~*~Dream, Sapnap, Bad and Skeppy are in a band together. The Dream Team.George is a fan of their music, and gets a ticket to one of their concerts.Stuff happensy'know, cause that's how stories workuhhhhh idk what else to put herekeep in mind that i have no clue how celebrities uh, celebrity.…

Scarred Avatar

Scarred Avatar

10,402 468 11

This is an au where Aang died with the other airbenders. The avatar had reincarnated, but they never knew they were the avatar.Zuko is searching for the avatar. Though, the avatar is right under his nose.…

Predator and Prey

Predator and Prey

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This story is old and I know it says last updated in August 2022, but the last part was actually published in March 2020.The reason it looks like it's updated is I was announcing the rewrite.~*~*~*~The old summary~*~*~*~This is a world where countries can turn into their national animal or their national bird. When they're in their human form, they have an animal feature or wings (for birds).America is the only exception. Instead of being an American Bison, he's a White-Tailed Deer.There is a reason for this, but he hates talking about it.…

Dove Wings

Dove Wings

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In this world, wings are considered rare. There's a horrible hobby that's quite liked among rich people: Wing CollectingThere's a rarity system. The most expensive, rare wings are pure white.USSR is the only person to figure out how to remove wings harmlessly and without damaging them, so winged countries are brought to him to get their wings removed.…

Cracking

Cracking

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This is a world where soulmates exists.If they are kept apart for too long, they start crumbling to dust.Russia and America are already dating when this story starts. Britain, unlike in most of my other books, is completely fine with it.What happens when Russia and America both have the same nightmare, so real that it may come true?…

Monster

Monster

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In a world of super heroes, villains, and monsters, America's just trying to live as normally as he can.One night, he gets kidnapped by one of the villains, the Technomancer.He gets rescued, but not by a hero.*+*This book is from America's PoV*+*…

The Cursed House

The Cursed House

2,758 140 3

One day, while driving home from a meeting, a huge storm hits. America's tire goes flat, and he's forced to take shelter in a nice looking home.He soon realizes that he can't leave the house, and he's trapped with someone who hates him.…

People of the Sea

People of the Sea

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A few years before this story takes place, Soviet (USSR) stumbled upon a civilization of mermaids. He gained their trust, but betrayed them.He kidnapped their queen, along with a few others. He keeps them in aquariums in his house.The free mermaids moved, so that they wouldn't get caught either. They never forgave humans after this incident.~*~One day, while fishing, Russia gets caught in a terrible storm. He's thrown into the sea by a huge wave.Does a mermaid save him? Or does he die and the story ends right there?Haha, you have to read the book.I'm so mean.…

I'm stuck with you, and I like it (OLD AND DISCONTINUED)

I'm stuck with you, and I like it (OLD AND DISCONTINUED)

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THIS IS OLD. It was written from August 2019 to August 2020The only reason it says it was updated in 2022 was to announce the rewrite, which is called They Were Roommates~*~*~*~*~Old, shitty summary~*~*~*~*~Russia's known for being violent and aggressive towards everyone.One poor soul has to share a dorm with him, and Russia plans on getting them to leave as quickly as possible.What happens if that doesn't work?(I might change the title since i think it's too long but I also can't think of anything better)*+*Warnings*+*•abuse•FiGhTs•Britain is mean…