( 23:03 )
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- contact names -
suzy bones- susan bones
hannah banana- hannah abbot
roonil- ronald weasley
hermione g- hermione granger
deans dick sucker- seamus finnagin
seamus' fuck buddy- dean thomas
plant boy- neville longbottom
unknown user- theodore nott
zanzibar- blaise zabini
ernie- ernie macmillan
bleach blonde- draco malfoy
goyle- gregory goyle
smith- zach smith
boot- terry book
mike in the corner- micheal corner
ant- anthony goldstein
padsss- padma patil
loml- parvati patil
virgin fuckboy- harry potter
lav brown- lavender brown
you- atlanta prewett

hoes only😎

loml: OKAY BUT LIKE WE HAVE AN IDEA

suzy bones: OKAY SO LIKE WHAT IF DRAKO HAD TO LIKE UM YK LIKE PUSH DUMBLEDICK OFF THE ASTRONOMY TOWER

loml: but like here's the thing

ant: yeah ik where y'all are going with this

bleach blonde: um why me

suzy bones: the thing is we would be on the ground and we would like levitate him and store him in moodys case

loml: and aberforth said he will pretend to be dead as dumbledick

suzy bones: then we tie him up and throw darts at him

loml: ten points if it lands in his eyes🙂🙂

suzy bones: twenty if u get each of his fingers

you:

loml: it's smart

suzy bones: we are smart

hannah banana: it's abt the dumbest idea
you've ever had

( thirteensbowtie has added themselves
to the group chat.. )

lettie: i agree with this plan very much

you: lettie my bff🤞🤞

virgin fuckboy: who the fuck are you☝️😃

lettie: ur mum
lettie: lanta ily ok bye whores

( thirteensbowtie has removed themselves from the group chat.. )

hermione g: i would just like to voice
my concerns about this plan

loml: go ahead ig

hermione g: y'all do realize he's like the
most powerful wizard of all time right ⁉️⁉️

suzy bones: so???

hermione g: he's smarter

you: and older
you: and he's stupider
considering he's a cunt

lav brown: language

you: sorry mother 😞😞

lettie: ur mum
lettie: okay bye

virgin fuckboy: i still dunno who the fuck
this lettie person is😃

mike in the corner: didn't they leave the gc🤨

you: figure it out whore

roonil: someone's a little aggressive
today🤨🤨🤨

you: idk just deal with it😐😐

padsss: okay but like can someone break up with
someone or like something so some shit can happen

roonil: i'm sure miss francesca will use her two brain
cells to figure something out‼️‼️

author: now this mf likes me😐😐

roonil: i never said i didn't whore😞

author: lemme just um *replaces fred's death
with ronald instead*

plant boy: FREDS DEATH

loml: BABE HUH

author: i meant pred

suzy bones: is that a name??

hannah banana: probably not ngl

loml: okay so is our plan in action or not

unknown user: no

hannah banana: fuck no

lettie: yes

smith: no

you: fuck no

roonil: maybe

ernie: no no no

zanzibar: absolutely not

suzy bones: y'all are no fucking fun

deans dick sucker: thanks 😐

seamus' fuck buddy: lyt cunt xoxo

hermione g: okay stfu now x

boot: not the little british girl chav 'x'

hannah banana: NO PLEASE

ant: JDNSJS

mike in the corner: AHHAHAHAH

hermione g: literally stfu

boot: no

hermione g: yes

boot: no

hermione g: no

boot: yes
boot: fuck

you: idiot

boot: shut it
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FRAN SPEAKS

I ADDED LETTIE so they wouldn't accuse
me of being lettiephobic

go follow them or your uncool xoxo

happy reading x
-fran