12:03AM 100%▬

<Message san love cult💕 Details

KoreanMinion
Y'know

Ive always wondered something

Wooyoung why is your username loud hyena noises

*loudhyenanoises*
because my friends tell me when i laugh i sound like a hyena

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Imnotbobby
HE REALLY DOES

KoreanMinion
HAHAHAHAHAH

IVE NEVER HEARD HIM LAUGH

Bigbootyyunho
GUYS MAYBE WE SHOULD ALL HANG OUT TOGETHER

YKNOW SINCE WEVE NEVER DID THAT BEFORE

Jong(apples)ho
BUT

BUT

im not allowed to leave the house until school ends

...

Seongwhat
Yeah jongho still has school😩

Bigbootyyunho
...

GROUP CALL

RIGHT NOW

SANdwich
NONONONONO

*loudhyenanoises*
YESYESYESYES

Bigbootyyunho has started a group call

Bigbootyyunho

ACCEPT THE FUCKING CALL

*loudhyenanoises* joined the call

Wooyoung
"YUNHOOOOO~"

Yunho
"WOOYOUNNGGGG"

"Wow I've never heard your voice until today"

Wooyoung
"Same here"

"Weird how weve known eachother for months and this is the first time weve talked talked"

KoreanMinion joined the call

Hongjoong
"AYEEEEE"

Yunho
"HONGJOONGGGGG"

Wooyoung
"HI HONGJOONG"

Hongjoong
"HEY WOOYOUNG"

Wooyoung
"HONGJOONG"

"YOUR VOICE IS NOWHERE NEAR HOW I IMAGINED IT"

"YOU SOUND SO TINY"

Yunho
"THATS BECAUSE HE IS TINY"

SANdwich joined the call

Hongjoong
"YUNHO SHUT THE FUCK UP I AM NOT TINY"

Yunho
"YOU ARE"

"I CAN FIT YOU IN MY POCKET IF I WANTED TOO"

Hongjoong
"COULD NOT"

Yunho
"COULD TOO"

San
"WHY ARE WE YELLING"

Wooyoung
"SANNN"

Hongjoong
"Wow you sound even more annoying than I thought"

San
"Oh"

Hongjoong
"IM JUST JOKING SAN"

San
"OH"

"wait"

"HONGJOONG IS THAT YOU?"

Hongjoong
"Yeah?"

San
"OHMYGOD"

"YOU SOUND SO SMALL"

"LIKE ITS ALMOST CUTE"

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12:18AM 100%▬

<Message san love cult💕 Details

Bigbootyyunho
HONGJOONG

COME BACK

KoreanMinion
No

Imnotbobby
Guys im about to join

KoreanMinion
...

Okay im coming back

KoreanMinion joined the call

Yunho
"Welcome back hongjoong"

Hongjoong
"Yeah whatever"

Yeo(everyoneshutup)sang joined the call

San
"Did I do something?"

Yunho
"You called him small"

San
"But-"

Yunho
"He cant accept the fact that hes short"

Hongjoong
"IM NOT SHORT YOURE JUST A FUCKING GIANT"

Wooyoung
"Hongjoong it's okay to be short I'm short and proud"

Imnotbobby joined the call

Yunho
"MINGI"

"PLEASE TELL HONGJOONG HES SHORT"

Seongwhat joined the call

Mingi
"He's not short"

Hongjoong
"THANK YOU"

Mingi
"He's just fun sized"

Hongjoong
"Are you fucking kidding me"

San
"How tall even are you"

Hongjoong
"I'm 5'7"

San
"Thats not that short"

"That's only an inch shorter than me"

Hongjoong
"BUT YOU'RE STILL TALLER THAN ME"

"and THANK YOU"

Wooyoung
"SEE WE'RE THE SAME HEIGHT HONGJOONG"

Hongjoong
"Okay that makes me feel a little better"

San
"How tall are yunho and mingi"

Yunho
"Im 6'0"

Mingi
"Me too"

Wooyoung
"GOD DAMN HONGJOONG WAS RIGHT"

"YALL JUST TALL"

Hongjoong
"EXACTLY"

Jong(apples)ho joined the call

Yunho
"JONGHO"

"MY BABYS HERE"

Jongho
"Yunho PLEASE no"

Wooyoung
"You two are gross"

Hongjoong
"JONGHO HOW TALL ARE YOU"

Jongho
"5'9 I think"

Hongjoong
"Fuck you"

Seonghwa
"Hongjoong you can't get mad at people just because they're taller than you"

Hongjoong
"You're only saying that because you're tall too so shut the fuck up"

Seonghwa
"You know what"

"Fine"

...

Jongho
"I hear exo playing"

"Who's listening to blooming day-"

Yeosang
"me"

Seonghwa
"Hey yeosang"

Yeosang
"hey seonghwa"

Mingi
"Yeosang talks so quiet"

Yeosang
"what do you want me to SCREAM INTO THE PHONE"

Mingi
"No I just want you TO SPEAK UP"

Yeosang
"I AM SPEAKING UP"

Mingi
"YOU'RE YELLING"

Yeosang
"YOU'RE YELLING"

Mingi
"NO YOU"

Yeosang
"NO YOU"

Wooyoung
"I didn't expect yeosang to be like this"

Hongjoong
"Yeosang how tall are you"

Yunho
"Oh my god hongjoong give it UP"

Seonghwa
"PLEASE"

Yeosang
"5'8?"

Hongjoong
"oh my GOD"

"UGHHHHH"

Wooyoung
"Look at it this way hongjoong"

"Since we're smaller we are better for cuddling"

Hongjoong
"Right but who's gonna cuddle with me"

Mingi
"me"

Hongjoong
"Huh"

Mingi
"What"

Jongho
"I heard that Mingi"

Hongjoong
"Anyways I wanna hear wooyoung laugh before I leave"

"SOMEONE MAKE HIM LAUGH NOW"

San
"I gotchu"

"Wooyoung guess what"

Wooyoung
"What"

San
"..."

"Butt sex"

Wooyoung
"ppFFTTAHAHAHA"

"THATS NOT EVEN FUNNY
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Yunho
"THEN WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING"

Wooyoung
"I DONT KNOWAHAHA"

Hongjoong
"HE DOES SOUND LIKE A HYENA OH MY GOD"

"WOOYOUNG HAS MY NEW FAVORITE LAUGH"

"I can sleep in peace now"

"Good night guys"

San
"Night"

Yeosang
"Nightttt"

Yunho
"Good night babies"

Mingi
"Good night, dont call us babies yunho"

Seonghwa
"Nighty"

Jongho
"Nightnight"

Wooyoung
"Good night i love you guys"

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10:23am
I think this is the longest chapter ive wrote for this book

Anyways i only have 2 more exams to go and then im FREE

also i just learned me and jongho are the same height hehe