Hi guys!!! I warn you, there will be odd shit in this dare. I was dared to post a weird group chat that Heather Duke, Heather Chandler, and I fought in. This is gonna get weird....

- MACMACMACARONI

Mythic Bitch- Heather Chandler

Rubber Ducky Rubber Dukey- Heather Duke

Little Sunshine- Heather McNamara (ME)

Little Sunshine: GUYS. We really need to discuss something.

Mythic Bitch: What's so VERY?

Rubber Ducky Rubber Dukey: Is it about Victori-Velm-UMMMMMMM- Veronica?

Little Sunshine- Yeah it is. Hear me out.... but... don't tell anyone anything please?

Rubber Ducky Rubber Dukey- Awwwwwww. You wuv Veronica?? Is little Mac a dyke? (sorry for the profanity)

Mythic Bitch- SHUT UP HEATHER.

Rubber Ducky Rubber Dukey- Sorry Heather.

Mythic Bitch- And don't be a hypocrite. You know full blown well, that I know you also have feelings for Veronica.

Little Sunshine- Hey!!!! She's mine. GOT IT????

Rubber Ducky Rubber Dukey- AWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Look Heather's trying to sound big. How very. Go whine whine whine somewhere else.

Mythic Bitch- HEATHER DID YOU EAT A BRAIN TUMOR FOR BREAKFAST??!!!!!!!!!!! First of all, stop stealing my lipstick, second, don't tell her to go whine somewhere else. You are the one who whines about your body, even though it's fine. WE have to listen to it. Stop being a BITCH. That's my job. You aren't being very.

Little Sunshine- GUYS!!!! You talk about your "crushes" all the time, can I rant? I really need to get this out.

Mythic Bitch- Go ahead Heather. I'm listening.

Rubber Ducky Rubber Dukey- FIRST OF ALL, WHY DO I NEED TO LISTEN TO THIS?? SECOND, BOOHOO I STOLE YOUR LIPSTICK WHAT YOU GONNA DO??

Mythic Bitch- SHUT UP HEATHER!!!! Let Mac speak. AND ALSO, YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT I COULD DO.

Rubber Ducky Rubber Dukey- Sorry Heather.

Little Sunshine- Anyways.... she is so hot!!!! And I love that skirt we put her in, along with the color we assigned, and oh don't get me started on her symmetrical fa-

Rubber Ducky Rubber Dukey- Uummmmmm Heather? Leave something for me to talk about.

Little Sunshine- Sorry Heather, I'd normally hand this off to someone if they asked for it, but SHE'S MINE.

Mythic Bitch- THAT'S MY GIRL!!! I-I mean, THAT'S OUR HEATHER!!!!

Little Sunshine-  Thanks,but getting back to the descriptions. She's got beautiful eye, and she's just the right amount of cuteness, intelligence, and a hint of sass, along with kindness.Sometimes it's hard not to simply jump on her and-

Rubber Ducky Rubber Dukey- LALALALALLALALALALLALALLA I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!!!! She's mine. I will get her.

Mythic Bitch- Oh really? You sure about that?

Rubber Ducky Rubber Dukey- Don't tell me you love her too?

Mythic Bitch- Nope, but I'm willing to do this for Mac. Get ready to ask Macky.

Rubber Ducky Rubber Dukey- Ask what? I'm so confused.

Little Sunshine- Look Heather (Duke), I'm done with your shit and putting me down. You like to take and take and take. I'm not letting you take this from me.

Mythic Bitch has invited RONNNNNIIIIICCCCAAAAA to the conversation.

Little Sunshine- Here goes nothing. Veronica?

RONNNNNIIIIIICCCCAAAAA- Yeah? (cute heart emoji)

Little Sunshine- I know this sounds so dumb and you probably don't like homos, but I love you to the moon and back. You are cute, funny, intelligent, snazzy, and kind, amidst other magnificent traits. Can you be my

RONNNNNIIIIICCCCAAAAA- Girlfriend? Yeah. We can start out small. How bout, you, me, movies, my house, jiffy pop after school. Shit Fleming heard me squeal and asked for my phone!!

Mythic Bitch- Oh SHIT

Rubber Ducky Rubber Dukey- We're FUCKED

Little Sunshine- FUCK ME GENTLY WITH A CHAINSAW!! WE ARE SCREWED!!!

RONNNNNIIIIICCCCAAAAA- Hello girls. Congratulations Heather. No more texting during class. I won't say anything to your teachers.

Mythic Bitch- Yes Ma'am

Rubber Ducky Rubber Dukey- Yes Ma'am???

Little Sunshine- Yes Miss Fleming.

RONNNNNIIIIICCCCAAAAA- Hey guys I'm back. WAIT SHE TEXTED YOU??? HOW DOES SHE KNOW HOW TO USE A PHONE???

Mythic Bitch- Girls meet asap in bathroom. MOVE MOVE MOVE!!!!!

Rubber Ducky Rubber Dukey- Yes Heather.

Little Sunshine- Ronnie, you come too!

                                                                                  ~FIN~

Just saying, we told ya a while back that we officially got together after Heather, Kurt, and Ram committed suicide, so yeah. Just clarifying.

-MacMacMacaroni