MariaDogaru002 dared me to eat a banana in front of my crush and say "BANANA AHA!"

Me: This is going to be great...

*I walk out in a banana costume while holding a banana*

Me: *eats banana* BANANA AHA!

People: What the chicken...

Me: I don't have a crush, but this is really fun! Hey wait, was that Countryhumans China and Vietnam?

Me: Meh, I'll just let them talk. I shouldn't get all "omae wa mou" and hit China with something agai- *Sees China putting his hand on Vietnam's chest*

Me: OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! *throws fish sauce and soy sauce at China*

China: Ow!

Me: Put your hands right where I can see them! *charges away to the beach*

China: Ah, anyway, I'm so sorry, it was an accident...

Vietnam: Oh no, it's fine. Accidents happen.

Please do remember that this whole "Countryhumans" thing in this dare is a joke.