[ dude i'm so tired and uninspired // song is by crywank

warnings: possibly language idk man

stay safe,
lew. ]

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logan and bailey - return of the dumb fan account stuff

When Logan picked the new design guy, he seemed normal. A little childish, sure, but otherwise, he seemed like a nice guy. But, when he showed up for the consultation meeting, he was a mess.

He wore a shirt with a faded design, but was still recognizable as a With Love shirt from the early days of the band. His backpack, covered in patches and pins for various musicians, a few with Logan's own face staring back at him. Not to mention his laptop itself, where the background was an almost familiar screenshot of a tweet.

"Sorry I'm late," he mumbled, "My roommate, um, needed me to help her, she's useless with a broken wrist."

"It's cool. I haven't been waiting long," Logan assured him. After finally getting a good look at his face, he realized why this guy was familiar. "You- You're the one who runs that one fan account-"

"Definitely not."

"I'd remember that account. You caused Lewis to take my phone from me on multiple occasions because I wouldn't stop bothering him."

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ezra and chase - based on my easter bc dang what i did gave me chase vibes tbh
(dead man walking au thing??)

Chase really hated when her brother had his friends over. The only upside? The friends were hot as hell.

And let's be real, Chase was the type of girl that would do just about anything to get laid.

In the hallway outside the laundry room, she waited until she heard the telltale footsteps come through the kitchen to pull her shirt off over her head. Unfortunately, that seemed to backfire on her.

Only one of them seemed to respond, winking at the tiny girl; One blushed and averted his eyes, one just rolled his eyes, one surprisingly complimented the sheer lace tank top she wore, and Ezra smacked her in the back of the head.

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ezra and ronnie - ezra's not a prick for once (this sucks bc i couldn't figure out what to do, so it's through an outsiders view??)

Really, the only time that Ezra was tolerable was when Ronnie came around. The blond just seemed to make Ezra's prickly exterior fall away, showing a much softer side.

Chase experienced it for the first time when she and Ronnie were hanging out for the day, and Ezra came home early.

He seemed pissed when he saw her, like she had just showed up to antagonize him. But as soon as he caught sight of Ronnie, that all faded away, into the happiest she'd ever seen him outside of having blood on his hands.

So, instead of sticking around, she said her goodbyes. Ronnie received an almost bone-crushing hug and a whispered promise of "see you soon", while Ezra just got a fistbump and "take care of him, man".

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ezra and logan - this dynamic scares me

i legit have no ideas for this other than binge drinking so ?? i can't write this one atm

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lewis and harry - can they get along? no one knows
(fits with that christmas thing / "all my friends" au )

"Listen, man, I appreciate it, but he acts like I'm gonna suck your dick at any moment. He hates me, and that's just too awkward to deal with."

"Just try, okay? If it'll make you feel better, I'll go too, just to keep the peace." Unfortunately, Logan had other business to attend to, and was unable to join them.

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Clothes shopping was bad enough on its own. If you add in Lewis, an actual fashion nightmare, and Harry, you're going to have a miserable, tension-filled time.

"What kind of things do you like?" Harry asked, scanning over the racks. He only half paid attention to Lewis, because his own personal agenda was clear: get the dumbass something he looked decent in and get the hell out of dodge.

"Floral stuff, obviously... Um... anything that's comfortable?"

"That's it?"

"Look, man, I'm not into fashion. If it's comfortable, I'll wear it."

Harry was going to scream by the time the day was over.