3nd person
"Tobi shut up!we have to report to pein sama!"
Deidara yelled annoyed at the childish man.
"But Dei-Dara!!i want ice cream!!"tobi yelled with tears running down his face as he came up behind deidara and put his face in deidaras neck.deidara then puts his hand up and tapped Tobis head awkwardly.
"Sh sh there there.we will never get ice cream." Deidara says playfully but tobi doesn't take that as a joke and starts to suck on deidaras neck.
"T-tobi!w-what t-the hell are you doing?!!"Deidara asks stuttering,suprisingly shy.
"I'm doing what people do to get what they want on my favorite tv shows!"tobi says making Deidara deadpan.
Then tobi does Deidaras kink,bites his ear.deidara spins around so fast he starts to get dizzy.he then try's to remove tobies mask to kiss his lips but all he sees is a smirk and tobi blink folds him.
"Umm tobi?what are you doing?"Deidara asks as tobi removes deidaras shirt.

"This!"tobi says and Deidara screams because he feels kisses run down his body to his pants line.then his pant gets removed along with
his underwear.then Deidara gasps when he feels wet,warm,lips touch the tip of his dick and is turned around before he could even blink and he was on his hands and knees.then he felt cold fingers on his mouth.
"Deidara open your mouth for a second!"tobi says excitedly.
"Wh-"Deidara barley could get out before a big thick,long,round thing,was getting shoved down his throat.Tobi moaned as Deidara chocked.
"Dei -dara-Chan you feel so good are you ready for the fun part?"Tobi asked smirking in his masked then giggled as Deidara noded his head as he started sucking.Tobi then flipped Deidara on top of him and dry humped him Deidara moaned.and since Tobi's dick was already soaked with Deidaras mouth juices he thrusted in to him.kind of making Deidara bounce on top of him while screaming his name,making skin slapping noises.After awhile Deidara  collapses on top of Tobi and falls into Tobi's chest. Tobi then squeals like a girl as he finishes and cuddles Deidara on top of him.Then they both fall asleep exhausted from what they just did.
Ok who should i do first?
Itachi X Pein
Sosori X Deidara
Pein X Konan
Kisame X Itachi
Kakuzu X Zetsu