So
Quick storytime before I complain about being bored

So
In 7th period, my ex girlfriend walks up to me and takes a seat. Know that we are still friends, we just had a few problems and straightened them out. She sits next to me during class. She leans over, kisses my fucking cheek and whispers:

"I have a best friend that's like a sister to me. She has some weed. You want some?"

At the time, I didn't hear the word weed. I thought she was talking about worms. Worms on a string bro.
I deadass look her in the eyes and proceed to say:

(I edited this because I remember what I originally heard lmao)

"Yeah, ask her for some. I want it."

When I got home, I sat on my bed and thought about it. This took me about two hours man.

I'm about to get some illegal drugs.

IM lMaOo
I'm not gonna smoke or eat it man--
But
J f c
I'm getting
D r u g s