Remember the stupid little dystopian story I came up with last year?
With the Hybrids and everything?

No?

Well, good. Because I made the decision to completely rewrite it and make it more ridiculous. 
Here are some random character ideas I had

(Just imagine how they look, because I ain't got good pictures for dem)

Aurora (Rory) Callaway:
- can't boil an egg but is still somehow smart enough to survive
- self-proclaimed comedian 
- big fan of Zendaya and Michael Scott
- hates being confused, but also hates when others try to explain things to her
- very much random because therearesomanythoughtsinherheadandshegotsomanythingstosay
- learns song lyrics faster than people's names
- listenes to crime podcasts before sleep
- needs academic validation more than food
- brain of the group
- can rap like hell

- built on Taylor Swift and Eminem

Fey Meyling Denver:
- got goals she actually works for
- sleep is for the weak
- tries to be optimistic but life keeps testing her
- needs glasses but is indenial
- desperately in need for an aesthetic
- can knit and shoot a gun
- doesn't have motivation to read
- just wants somebody who loves her back
- starts a million hobbies, spends lots of money on them, drops them after two weeks
- hugs her friends so they don't die of touch starvation
- built on Ryn Weaver and Of Monsters And Men

Moira Lynch:
- loves kids but is scared of the concept of seggs
- tells you to stfu
- party party
- basically reads your mind and tries to find a solution for everything
- therapist of the group
- live, laugh, love Orlando Bloom
- the only one who can cook
- mix of Gordon Ramsay and Bob Ross
- The Popular One™
- knows 100 people
- built on Queen and ABBA 

Amaya Lewis:
- better than you

- can and will cut a man
- speed-runs in heels
- speaks Latin, Spanish and French
- that's mah best friend, she a real bad bitch, got her own money-
- so much passion
- human equivalent of Tolkien's Elves
- is like, 7'4 with hair to the floor
- despises ducks
- nobody knows what's going on in her brain
- calls grown men babygirl
- built on Britney Spears and Arctic Monkeys

Yes, I know they're only women, but I was feeling motivated because of good music and have no ideas for an interesting man, that's why.

I love my idiot children