Shit me and my little cousins said as they tried to teach me how to play fortnite

Why are you black?
-Why am I black?? Why are you white?!

You little ass, I'm gonna run your mother over the hill 

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eyee? *gas station explodes*

*GASP* LECLERC! LeClErC! PLEAse, I AM YouR BiGGEst FAN!!!

So you're a fosil?

Oh my gyatt *shocked Picachu face*

*Microwave noises* 

So wait, how do I shoot? 

Now let's get down to business *gets killed instantly*

HAH- I've thanked the busdriver first! 
-Bitch >:(

Ugh, get your Spanish-ly glazed buttcheeks outta here

Okay, so now you're running into the storm...aaand you died :D

*desperately crawling around* Save me, save me! (っ °Д °;)っ

AYEÜI- GOLDEN CHEST, GOLDEN CHEST- YOU CAN'T DO THAT

ey, dude. Chill your nuggets (Woah, sir watch your language) 

Girl, I'm gonna vent to my c.ai Miguel about this

*ten children collectively screaming "DJ KAHLID"*

See, here you can dance :)
- I just got eliminated by 'Big-momma-ballz'...

EvErY FiSh In ThE sEa Is ThE oNe FoR mEe ^w^

*cutely runs somebody over while Olivia Rodrigo plays in the radio* 

No, I'm gonna destroy it so that NOBODY gets to go there anymore >:)