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A Housecat, A Stray God, and A Tail
╰ 家猫と野良神と尻尾 ╮
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"Do you think waiting for months for one chapter feels long or short?" Eve asked, "Or maybe, what does it feel to find out that the author is discontinuing the book?"

Subaru blinked, his finger pointing to himself, "Are you asking us or..?"

"Pain." Dazai answered the question.

"So true." Leonardo ruffled his scruffy hair, "Imagine waiting patiently for a book that kept saying they'll update and then months later, no words."

The writer Ango responded, "The author is probably busy or just lost motivation if that happened."

"Exactly, just be grateful they shared their ideas to you, a stranger." Yukio nodded, "That alone, requires quite a lot of resolve."

"I was technically not asking them but okay." Eve waved it off, "For now, since this room has finally hit its limit, we'll go start and introduce a few of our last late-comers."

"A-Anyways.. Taiju and Yuzuriha can come in now." And as if on cue, two silhouettes appeared, both seemed to have tears falling off their eyes.

"Senku.." Taiju trailed off unusually gently before yelling, "SENKU!!"

He immediately jumped to the vegetable-haired scientist, his snort falling on their clothes.

Senku didn't pull away, he looked at him, "I missed all this so damn much, I could cry." He even patted him, "Including your ridiculously loud voice."

"I.. Senku! Senku! I.. Senku!" He kept rambling on, the rest of the members of the Kingdom of Science seems to be in awe on their reunion.

"Senku!! SENKU!!" Taiju said proudly, "I.. I AM SENKU!"

"NO, you big oaf!" He pulled away, "I'M Senku. ME, got that?"

"Why are you re-enacting that moment-?" A strong female blonde, Nikki, asked them.

Ukyo chuckled, "They probably think it's funny."

"But isn't it?!" Ryusui looked at them, only for the both of them to shrug and look away.

"Ryusui-sama says it is, then it is funny." Francois stood beside the young man.

Silently walking past them to sit down were Tsukasa, Mirai, and Hyoga - who confidently didn't bother to introduce themselves, except Mirai of course.

Nevertheless, Eve continued, "These are the rest of the Abnormal Class and Balam-sensei."

"Remember to follow my precautions, okay?" Eve warned them, making the entire group nod together who are trying to ignore the 'mythical creatures' next to them.

Kerori commented in a bashful manner, changing the topic, "Sorry but is it just me or.. the scent is.. kind of tempting..?"

Eve looked at them and snapped her fingers. While It may have looked like nothing happened, the human scent in the room disappeared from their noses.

Balam moved his students next to the rest of the Abnormal Class, all the while preventing himself from trying to ask these humans for a small check-up.

"Humans really aren't a myth.." Allocer whispered to the ones next to him.

"I should change his pervy habits too..." Kalego muttered.

Eve then welcomed a lot of new people, "They're Oikawa, Iwaizumi, Kenma, Kuroo, Ushijima, Tendou, Bokuto, Akaashi, Atsumu and Osamu."

"Kenma!!" Hinata jumped up from his seat, almost falling over to the people behind him.

"Shoyo." Kenma turned his head to face him, a small smile came upon his face.

Kuroo looked around at the immense amount of people, "Things just get weirder when Karasuno's involved, eh?"

"Can't blame you there." Daichi agreed.

Ushijima towered over Oikawa, his eyes glued to him before muttering, "You should've gone to Shiratorizawa.."

Oikawa simply ignored him.

"Anyways, these are Rill, Jack, Charlotte, Nozel, Dorothy, Mereleona, Fuegoleon, Julius and Marx. Most of them are the captains of the Magic Knights."

Fuegoleon glanced at the man beside him, "Are we forgetting someone?"

"If you forgot, then it wasn't important," Nozel replied to him, also not knowing what or who was that.

- Cue Purple Orca Crying Noises.

"And here's Nacht as well."

"Keke?" Jack's lips slithered, "He looks different-"

"Um, who?" Noelle scratched her chin.

Nacht looked at her, as the young woman waited for some sort of introduction or reply. Nacht's face grew a small unnoticeable frown, ignored her, and turned away.

"I- Are you not going to tell us your name? I am royalty, you know!" The twin-tail girl crossed her arms.

"YOU'RE part of the Black Bulls?" The man said, "With how you are then I'm not surprised." He finished and happily sat beside Asta.

"WHOAH! YOU'RE AMAZING!" Asta cheered, stars all over his eyes, "IGNORING NOELLE LIKE THAT!"

Yami observed him, almost doubting something? "Hey, are you really Nacht-" He says as slowly reaches out.

Nacht simply.. smiled at him.

A forced smile.

"A-Anyways," The Theater attendant continued, "Subaru, I presume you know who he is?" The person had cat ears and brown hair, a female approach is what their face show. Suddenly most of the boys had fallen in love with them? Except...

"I've seen better," Mineta commented.

"Mmm, needs more work. Maybe, in there?" Kaminari crossed his arms and nodded to his note.

Aladdin pouted, "She doesn't have the fluffy!"

Gojo did a manly giggle, "Flat-chested girls are still just as good for as ones with bigger ones. Remember that!"

"Yes." Aizawa then did a takeback, "Wait, I thought you were better than this??"

Just as they rambled on and on, Felix pouted at them as they kept talking about him. The cat stomped his feet, "Just so you all know, I'm.." He shouted, "..a BOY, okay?!"

"What?!"

"BUT, HOW...?"

"Are you.." Gojo snapped his fingers in figuring it out, "..A TRAP?!"

Subaru intervened during the confusion. He, too, was baited by it back then so it should be fine if he were to explain that Felix is indeed a man.

"He really is a boy!" Everyone thought, almost not believing the 'brother' part.

"Finally! A worthy opponent!" Armin suddenly stood up and raised his fist, "Our battle will be legendary!" He then started walking towards him.

"Oh?" Felix taunted, "You're approaching me?"

"Have you forgotten me?" Kurapika crossed his arms and pouted, "It's okay, I was happy pretending any of you didn't exist either."

"Kurapika.." Gon and the rest suddenly started comforting him.

"And that's our last, final, furthest, terminal and finishing addition." Eve dropped a sweat.

"What's with the number of synonyms?" Present Mic asked, "You do know that's not how grammar is supposed to work, little listener."

"It means, this is the final add! No one will enter the cinema anymore." She finished, "Unless I change it again or get addicted to One Piece somehow."

"Thank God," Leorio put a handkerchief on his forehead, "It's getting cramped here.."

"I mean, do you want to add more? More? Like, Anthropomorphic carnivores? A person using a notebook to kill in the room? A man that becomes a chainsaw? A vampire protagonist who has a harem?"

"N-No."

"But the one with a harem..." Mineta seemed jealous, "Can we switch places..?"

"No, Araragi is better than you."

"Who-"

"Let's get started!"

"Is there a specific timeline for this one?" Armin asked before starting.

"Around the 2000s, I think?"

"Still so far.." The Survey Corps thought altogether.

"Tests are Such A Drag."

"These Quizzes.."

"Gotta get my act together."

"Man, I just wanna Go and do Something fun!"

"Study! Study!"

"At least an Average Score..."
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"Whoah, what is with this familiar mood?!" Kaminari panicked and covered his ears.

"As if you're one to study." Lied told him off.

The Hero Pikachu felt slightly offended, "Y-You don't even know me!"

"Kinda?" The Demon Pikachu scratched his chin, "I feel like you and I have the same aura so I just assumed you just cheat on tests too!"

"A fellow cheater!" The two did a high-five, as bright yellow stars twinkled next to their diverging aura.

Kalego and Aizawa's suddenly grabbed their yellow hair passive-aggressively, a sinister smile on their faces, "And tell me, when is this.. recent cheating?"

Lied tried to remove the teacher's grip, "Never! That w-was in the past! We review before our tests now, right, Iruma??"

"Yes! L-Like he said! Because Honesty is the Best Policy." Kaminari saluted, diamonds twinkling at their sides.

"What a handful." The teachers thought before throwing them across the room.

"Get a Load of Her, trying to look Cool all by herself."

"No one Cares about a Loser like you."

"She should've just stayed in the Nurse's Office.."

"She missed a Few days of School, and now she's getting all kinds of special Treatment."

"Supplementary Lessons again?"

"Wearing a sweater instead of a uniform."

"I wish she'd just kill herself already!"

"You Waste of space."
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"Hey, hey, wishing for someone to kill themselves isn't nice!" Emma pointed at the screen.

In the midst of her statement, Bakugo looked away.

Ukyo frowned, "It's sad to see that this is what most of humanity had become."

"It's disappointing." Sinbad nodded, almost wanting to change these circumstances with his own hands.

Dazai twirled a pen around his hands, "Aren't we all a disappointment?"

No one commented for a second, his statement wasn't entirely true but it felt like it was.

"That's not true." Gon suddenly stood up, his eyes filled felt confidence in his own words, "Don't blame yourself for disappointing people, blame them for expecting too much than a person like you could do."

Killua rocked back in his chair, "Those kinds of people just overlook your accomplishments, it's a matter of pride most of the time."

Takeda nodded at his statement, "Here, students, why not imagine a paper and put a black dot in the middle. What do you notice the most?"

Shiki raised his hand, "Um.. The black dot?"

"The dot, of course!" Kurokiba answered as well.

"That's the perspective of someone with high expectations for others or for themselves." Kalego evaluated, making most of the people in the cinema tilt their heads in confusion.

All Might nodded, "Here's a thing for you, young heroes, keep imagining it. And as you do, the white there symbolizes your achievements and the black one is your failures."

Tsuchigomori continued, "Despite the white side being far bigger, our focus all goes to that one black dot. To that one failure, in the end, we tend to oversee the right and amazing things we've done. We oversee that white part."

Atsushi's hands fell, "I never.. thought of that.."

"Children here should learn to lower their expectations for themselves and for other people too." Reinherz stated, "Adults should also know that because everyone has their own limits."

"No one is a perfect figure." Aizawa finished, relieved his students are also hearing this, "Everyone has their own quirks, both good and bad."

"Couldn't have worded it better." Takeda stated.

Gojo coughed and patted Itadori in the back, "E-Exactly! Listen to what they're saying, Yuuji!"

"Yes, Gojo-sensei!" He even saluted.

"Help me." A girl, Mutsumi, prayed, who was being severely hurt by these words, "Help me, God!"
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"Poor girl.." Yashiro pouted at the sight.

"Wait, is she a pyschic?" Reigen raised a brow, seemingly interested for some reason..?

"She shouldn't be able to hear all that." Hanazawa added, curious, "Unless there's something otherworldly about this new world again."

"It's the works of a phantom." Bishamonten informed.

"A phantom?" Kugisaki asked, "The same as Hanako then?"

Kazuma answered the young woman, "Not precisely but the part where they're not seen by normal humans are the same."

"Your prayer has been heard loud and clear!" A man with dark violet hair says, flipping a coin from his hand.
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Yukine spat out his drink right in front of Yato - it looked intentional.

"No way! Don't tell me Yato's going to be the main character?!" The blonde gasped at what he was shown.

"What's wrong with that?!" Yato pouted at his regalia, "I was chosen because I will soon rise as the most famous God out there! Ah, yes~!" He started muttering to himself, "And we'll build a shrine similar to what Hiyori made~ Then all three of us will live there~!"

Daikoku crossed his arms, a smirk coming across his face, "This is going to be an interesting show then."

"What- Is there something wrong with him then??" Zenitsu looked worried.

"Everything is wrong with Yato." Hiyori continued, "He's always mocking around, doesn't complete his food, leaves without no trace, doesn't do the dishes and-"

Titus furrowed his eyebrows, "That sounds a lot like husband and wife problems."

"Sounds like a future ship!" Felix squealed at the two bickerings it out in the end.

"What's a ship?" Kougyoku asked the blue-haired young boy beside him.

"It's a-"

"Boat." Todoroki finished, sipping his soba endlessly.

"Hey, Doesn't this phantom seem unusually Large?" A woman with bob hair asked him, both of them standing on top of a tank near the one where the girl had prayed.

"Well, it is Exam season. they're all pretty stressed out." The man claimed, "With you here, this will be a walk In the park."
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"That sounds romantic," White commented.

Tenjin shook his head, "I beg to differ."

"Let's go, Tomone!"

"Okay, Yato-san."

"Come, Hanki!" Yato jumped off the building.
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"Who's Hang-key?" Isami raised a brow, but before he could get an answer, someone suddenly spoke.

"THAT IS DANGEROUS!" Klaus fixed his glasses, not faltering.

Kunikida rapidly opened his notebook and shoved it down Yato's throat, "Never in my book of ideals was there written a human should practice jumping off a building! I have never seen such a thing!"

Dazai raised his hand slowly, "Kunikida, I exist-"

"According to my book of ideals, you, Dazai, are no longer human." He fixed his glasses.

A kanji of 'Han' appeared in front of Tomone and she suddenly became a light that flew upwards, later shown as a blade.
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"Anyways, I am the Yato God, which is why I can call upon Regalias!" Yato claimed proudly.

Everyone looked at him, frowns and disbelief all over their faces. It was like they were judging his personality right here, right now.

"God complex?" Masaomi giggled, "What are you? Light Yagami? Lelouch even?"

"Oooohhh-!!" Oikawa cheered.

"Get outta here!" Inosuke attempted to hit Yato upwards, who somehow avoided his pig attack.

"Hey! Hey! Hey!" He kicked the red phantom in the head, countless struggles before it attacked back, but Yato jumped off backward.

The blade directly went to Yato's hands. "Thou who dares desecrate this land of the rising Sun." He slid his hand to the blade, a bright light shining past his skin.

"I now lay waste to thee with Hanki, and expel Thy vast defilement!" As he finished, the phantom attacked again, only for Yato to land on one of its tentacles, which he later sliced one by one at a vast speed.

"Rend!" Yato finished, landing on the floor as the phantom seemed to have been destroyed. A reddish-white structure with a solid-liquid look flashed steadily before it disappeared.

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"You use prayers to fight?" Edward raised his hand a little.

"Mmm, I wouldn't call it a prayer!" Kofuku had her hand on her chin as she answered.

Daikoku continued her statement, "Rend is a spell that they use to 'charge' their weapon before the final blow."

Everyone nodded, seemingly amazed at the new world's mechanics. Knowing the differences in their worlds would be quite informative, Midoriya was even writing everything down!

"Oh, fun fact, those effects and rend are actually an anime-only!" Yato advertised, "Better read the manga 'cause Season 3 isn't happening!"

"BONES doesn't like us.." Hiyori frowned.

"You weren't even a plaything for my Regalia." Yato grinned.

"Yato-san? Hey, Yato-san!"

"Oh right." He said, "Revert, Tomone." And she did return to her usual form.

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"Haha, no."

Everyone's head immediately looked over to who said that, "Huh?"

"No, just.. no." Senku suddenly stood up, "That and many of these undoubtedly defies all laws of nature. The molecules of a human can't possibly mix and rearrange as a weapon. More unrealistically, revert back. There are no proof for any of this to be valid."

"I wasn't the only one thinking this was strange?!" Edward walked towards him, almost happy to find someone normal to him.

"Took you a long time to snap." Winry giggled.

Senku and Edward pointed at each other, almost like a connection appeared.

"You're damn right, shrimpy."

"Yes- but I am not a shrimp."

"A body can't handle those supernatural effects." The scientist continues, ignoring his statement, "From what I remember, hmm, what was it? An average adult human body is comprised of 35 liter Water, 20 kilograms of Carbon.."

"Of course I know that too!" Edward brightened a little, and continued his statement, "Then 4 liters of Ammonia, 1.5 kilogram of Lime!"

"800 grams of Phosphorus and 250 grams of Salt.."

"100 grams of Saltpeter!"

"80 grams of Sulfur.."

"7.5 grams of Fluorine..!"

"5 grams of Iron.."

"3 grams of Silicon and...!"

"FIFTEEN TRACES OF OTHER ELEMENTS!" The two said at the same time, flashing their teeth with sweat from thinking fell down on their faces.

"D'aw, nii-san's finally getting along with someone!" Alphonse fleered, before scratching his metallic chin, "I was mostly imagining this as 'fiction.'"

Mustang crossed his arms, "Eve said that they were different worlds. It's.. unthinkable but I treated them as a different possibility."

"All in all, this is nonsensical." The scientist stated, "While I don't find these realistic under MY world's principles, at the very least, I'm considering what we've watched as a TV Show - which are coincidentally factual for others."

The alchemist nodded next to him, "Yeah, I've been