Firestar: Wassup ya derps! Welcome back to 101 ways to kill Bluestar, inspired by CloudtailGrandmas! And also, shoutout to Shadowblaze152 and DracoDragonGirl! Make sure you follow them!
Bluestar: And make sure you follow DracoDragonGirl and Headbutt's joint account, JaysWingCo!
Firestar: YOU DERP! THAT'S MY LINE!
Bluestar: Sorry......
Firestar: SORRY DOESN'T CUT IT!
Headbutts: Just get on with it. Mosskit is waiting
Bluestar: MOSSKIT? FIRESTAR GET ON WITH IT OR I'LL DEMAND A WAR!
Firestar: Fine. Headbutts? Reset the camera.

Firestar: Whaddup ya derps, it's Firestar and welcome back to 101 ways to kill Bluestar! Today will be death by nukes and bombs!
Mosskit: What's in these bombs? Smells like the dirt place.
Firestar: *whispers*They're phart bombs!
Mosskit: Oh dear....
Firestar: Mosskit, tell your mom to lightbthe bombs.
Mosskit: *puts an explosion proof suit on.* Ok! BLUESTAR!
Bluestar: Mommy's here!
Mosskit: Can you light that bomb there?
Bluestar: What?
Mosskit: Can you light the fireplace over there? I'm kinda cold.
*Firestar snickers as he runs away.*
Bluestar: Ok!
*Bluestar starts by lighting the nuke on her right, then lights the fart bombs on the left.*
Bluestar: Alright Mosskit- AHHHHH!
*Bluestar starts coughing at the smell of the fart bombs*
Mosskit: Good thing I have this suit.....
Bluestar: I'm..... dying....
Mosskit: Good. Keep doing that mommy.
Bluestar: Ok.
*nuke explodes*
*Bluestar dies*
Firestar: *Carefully pads over to Bluestar's body while holding his nose* And that's how you kill Bluestar with deadly explosives!