Chapter 37

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Firestar: What's up ya derps, it's Firestar and welcome back to 101 ways to kill Bluestar! Today, we will have death by... oh you'll see!

Mosskit: *is tied up in a chair. Firestar holds a knife up against her throat* MOMMY!

Bluestar: *defies the laws of nature and teleports over to Mosskit* *gasps* YOU'VE KIDNAPPED MY MOSSKIT BABY

Firestar: So Bluestar.... you can either let yourself be taken into our prison, tortured, then eventually killed, or you can not cooperate and watch Mosskit die before your eyes

Bluestar: ....

Firestar: Take this knife

Mosskit: SAVE ME MOMMY

Bluestar: .........

Firestar: You have five seconds to choose!

Bluestar: .....

Firestar: 5..

Bluestar: .....

Firestar: 4....

Bluestar: .....

Firestar: 3.....

Bluestar.....

Firestar: 2....

Bluestar...... *throws knife*

-slice-

Purdy: *gasps* *leaves the game*

Firestar: *dies from the knife stabbed into his butt*

Mosskit: YEET! NICE ONE MOMMY:)

Eagleeeye: *teleports into the 101 Ways To Kill Bluestar world*

Dragonlight: *teleports into the 101 Ways To Kill Bluestar world*

Eagleeeye: In our contract, Firestar said that if he dies we take over the show until he can respawn

Bluestar: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Mosskit: YEET! FINALLY! COME SAVE ME FROM THIS CHUNK OF BLUE FUR!

Dragonlight: The easiest way to kill you would be easy

Mosskit: OH YEAH!

Dragonlight: We need to kill Mosskit

Mosskit: WHAT?! FIRESTAR WILL FIRE YOU

Dragonlight: Don't worry. You'll respawn anyways, plus, you've already experienced death once. It wasn't that bad

Eagleeye: Yeah. So 555 of my Eagleeye fans will beat you up

Dragonlight: And 180 of my Dragonlight fans will hold you down

Mosskit: NOOOOOO!

Bluestar: NO YOU DON'T

-slice-

-slice-

Eagleeeye: *dies*

Dragonlight: *dies*

Bluestar: HAH!

Eagleeeye and Dragonlight: *step out from behind a building* THAT'S WHY THE CLIBES GO FIRST!

Bluestar: *kills Eagleeye and Dragonlight*

Eagleeeye and Dragonlight: *step out from behind a building* THAT'S WHY THE CLIBES GO FIRST!

Bluestar: *kills Eagleeye and Dragonlight*

Eagleeeye and Dragonlight: *step out from behind a building* THAT'S WHY THE CLIBES GO FIRST!

Bluestar: *kills Eagleeye and Dragonlight*

Eagleeeye and Dragonlight: *step out from behind a building* THAT'S WHY THE CLIBES GO FIRST!

Bluestar: *kills Eagleeye and Dragonlight*

Eagleeeye and Dragonlight: *step out from behind a building* THAT'S WHY THE CLIBES GO FIRST!

Bluestar: *kills Eagleeye and Dragonlight*

Eagleeye: *jumps out from behind Bluestar*

Dragonlight: AND THAT'S WHY THE CLONES GO FIRST! *kills Bluestar*

Firestar: *respawns* Good job my friends!

Eagleeeye: AND THAT'S YOUR WAY TO KILL BLUESTAR DERPS!

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