Firestar: What's up ya derps, it's Firestar and welcome back to 101 ways to kill Bluestar! Today, we will have death by... oh you'll see!
Mosskit: *is tied up in a chair. Firestar holds a knife up against her throat* MOMMY!
Bluestar: *defies the laws of nature and teleports over to Mosskit* *gasps* YOU'VE KIDNAPPED MY MOSSKIT BABY
Firestar: So Bluestar.... you can either let yourself be taken into our prison, tortured, then eventually killed, or you can not cooperate and watch Mosskit die before your eyes
Bluestar: ....
Firestar: Take this knife
Mosskit: SAVE ME MOMMY
Bluestar: .........
Firestar: You have five seconds to choose!
Bluestar: .....
Firestar: 5..
Bluestar: .....
Firestar: 4....
Bluestar: .....
Firestar: 3.....
Bluestar.....
Firestar: 2....
Bluestar...... *throws knife*
-slice-
Purdy: *gasps* *leaves the game*
Firestar: *dies from the knife stabbed into his butt*
Mosskit: YEET! NICE ONE MOMMY:)
Eagleeeye: *teleports into the 101 Ways To Kill Bluestar world*
Dragonlight: *teleports into the 101 Ways To Kill Bluestar world*
Eagleeeye: In our contract, Firestar said that if he dies we take over the show until he can respawn
Bluestar: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Mosskit: YEET! FINALLY! COME SAVE ME FROM THIS CHUNK OF BLUE FUR!
Dragonlight: The easiest way to kill you would be easy
Mosskit: OH YEAH!
Dragonlight: We need to kill Mosskit
Mosskit: WHAT?! FIRESTAR WILL FIRE YOU
Dragonlight: Don't worry. You'll respawn anyways, plus, you've already experienced death once. It wasn't that bad
Eagleeye: Yeah. So 555 of my Eagleeye fans will beat you up
Dragonlight: And 180 of my Dragonlight fans will hold you down
Mosskit: NOOOOOO!
Bluestar: NO YOU DON'T
-slice-
-slice-
Eagleeeye: *dies*
Dragonlight: *dies*
Bluestar: HAH!
Eagleeeye and Dragonlight: *step out from behind a building* THAT'S WHY THE CLIBES GO FIRST!
Bluestar: *kills Eagleeye and Dragonlight*
Eagleeeye and Dragonlight: *step out from behind a building* THAT'S WHY THE CLIBES GO FIRST!
Bluestar: *kills Eagleeye and Dragonlight*
Eagleeeye and Dragonlight: *step out from behind a building* THAT'S WHY THE CLIBES GO FIRST!
Bluestar: *kills Eagleeye and Dragonlight*
Eagleeeye and Dragonlight: *step out from behind a building* THAT'S WHY THE CLIBES GO FIRST!
Bluestar: *kills Eagleeye and Dragonlight*
Eagleeeye and Dragonlight: *step out from behind a building* THAT'S WHY THE CLIBES GO FIRST!
Bluestar: *kills Eagleeye and Dragonlight*
Eagleeye: *jumps out from behind Bluestar*
Dragonlight: AND THAT'S WHY THE CLONES GO FIRST! *kills Bluestar*
Firestar: *respawns* Good job my friends!
Eagleeeye: AND THAT'S YOUR WAY TO KILL BLUESTAR DERPS!
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