so there i was in my bed. with my lovely cat gizmo.
"damn bitch i left for awhile and your getting fat" she meowed at me.
but this didn't seem normal.... something feels off.
that's when she started crying in pain.
"BITCH" i yelled.
then i heard a single kitten meow.
"YOUR PREGNANT AND GIVING BIRTH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK" i ran out to find chris.
"CHRIS CHRIS" i ran out yelling. he was talking to like 6 of the campers.
"what is wrong" chris asked worried.
"GIZMO IS GIVING BIRTH TO KITTENS AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO"
"WHAT THE FUCK FONYOU MEAN SHES GIVING BIRTH TO KITTENS" he said back screaming.
"kittens?" gwen asked
"there's a cat here?" dj said next
so with that me and chris ran back to the house.
duncan, gwen, dj, and bridgette all followed us.
"this place is so big" gwen added.
"duncan how do you know where to go" bridge asked
"uh... just uh guessed based on the screaming" duncan said trying not to blow the fact he has been here before.

"duncan can you get the towels" chris asked. he walked out to get them. 
dj stood there watching.
"i cant believe she got pregnant" i looked at chris.
we only had one other cat in the house and that was shiggy. we called him shiggy because he's always scratching himself like well... you know.

we watched as more came out. and and more.
"gizmo i leave for like a month at most and you got pregnant" even tho she could have been pregnant before that..... which means her sneaky link fucked her.

"SHIGGY FUCKED MY CAT" i yelled to chris. he laughed.

i watched as she cleaned all the kittens and the kittens ate.

"well... they are cute.." i said
"no"
i looked at chris...
"YES." i said back
"we are not keeping all these cats" chris said
"if we don't she will get sad. we will just get her fixed so this won't happen again. she only had 6" i said back
"fine"
"THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU" i started yelling and hugged chris.
duncan just looked at me.
"what? i like cats" i said .
"and i like both... but 8 cats in all?" he asked
"i only own 7 of them" i said back. that's when he came and hugged me from behind.
"i feel like a mom... a proud mom" i said out loud looking at the kittens.
"and i feel like your boyfriend" duncan said laughing.

"alright... welll..... have fun with the kittens" chris said walking out.
once all the kittens were brown duncan was the only one who stayed. they wanted to touch them....but they couldn't so i told them they could come back and pet them when they are ready.

duncan was still hugging me.
"ok let go so i can sit down next to them" i said with that he let go. and sat behind me. and then pulled me onto his lap.
"always have to be touching me huh?" i asked
"yep" he said back

i was listening to all the kittens cry.
"we need collars.... and check the gender" i told duncan.
and with that i started checking.
"boy.... boy.... girl.... boy.... girl.... girl.... girl..."
then i realized.

"wait count the cats"
"1...2..3..4..5..6.......7?" duncan was counting.
"gizmo how many more are there" i asked gizmo.
i watched as one more came out.
"8" "damn cat are you done"
"DUNCAN DONT TALK TO HER LIKE THAT..... but damn are you done"
he started laughing.
"how the fuck are you gonna tell me not to do it and then you do it" i shrugged.

ok ok. "i think its 8" i said looking at duncan.
we ended out with 4 boys and 4 girls.
i grabbed my keys.
and called chris.
"chris can you either send someone up to keep an eye on the kittens or you can... and give them a phone with my number" i said to chris. who sent dj and gwen up with a phone.
i typed in my number and left. duncan following me.

and with that we got into my car. and started driving.
"i need music" i said and turned up the radio to almost max and put on my favorite play list. haha. duncan is gonna hate driving with me.

so yes..... i was speeding. a lot. 75 on a 55. going to the pet store. at the pet store i grabbed 8 different color name tags. and collars. and some formula and bottles in case i have to feed them. and with that we left.

"gwen... DJ IM BACK"
"y/n the kittens are so cute" gwen said walking up to me.
i laid out the collars and tags.
"number 1 girl kitten... color is.... purple.... name tag color is silver"
"name is....idk gwen you choose." duncan said.
"girls choose girl names. boys choose boy names" dj said.
"i'm choosing. ash" gwen said. so i engraved ash on the name tag. and put it on her.
"boy cat.... color is.... dark blue.. tag color... pink."
"duncan you choose" dj said.

"alright how about....dio"
"no. i hate dio" i said.
"ok ok... uhh......spike" duncan said
i wrote spike on the name tag.
"boy cat.... collar color is green. tag color... also green."
dj looked at duncan.
"let's name him duncan" dj said.
duncan looked at him.
"dunny?" gwen suggested
"joker" duncan said
"i don't know about joker" i said back.
we all began thinking.
"danny?" i said.
"that's cute" gwen said.
i put danny on the name tag.
"girl color black. for a.... wait. ITS A CALICO." i yelled getting super happy.
"ok ok. sorry. has she choose a tag color. yet. no?" i said. we all watched to see what color she would choose.
"dark blue tag" i said.
"name is.... luna" i said putting the name in.

after we decided all the names and colors.
"we have luna. spike. danny. ash. link. tanjiro. nezuko. toph. and that it" i said smiling.

"so how often do you sleep in your actual house y/n" gwen asked.
"not all of the time" i said laughing.
"chris can gizmo and the kitten sleep in the cabins"
"i'm not sure that's a good idea. but.... i'll be sure that me and you and gwen and dj... and duncan can all make sure they are safe. i'll even get chef here" and with that he called chef.
"oh my god. KITTENS" chef yelled when he got to see them.
"i'll protect these babies with my life" chef said as we all left.

"how about a movie guys? in the boys cabin of course we have to annoy herold somehow" i said. we all agreed and decided to watch a comedy.
we also all fell asleep.