so yeah welcome to waking up to a new challenge.... and i know all the hiding spots good for this challenge. 

"ok campers good morning... today you will be hiding chef will be trying to escape chef... who if he finds you will spray you" chris explained

"im not afraid of a little bit of water" duncan said

i watched chris grab the spray bottle and spray duncan. 

"BHAHAHAHHAA" i started laughing really loud.

"anyway... Y/N SHUT THE FUCK UP" chris yelled.

i stopped laughing

"anyway... you have 5 mintues to find your spot. if you can escape run to home base." he explained and with a gun shot we were off. 

"go away duncan im in it to win it" i said. 

"we just happen to be going the same way" he said back.

i punched his arm and ran faster. 

this time i follows duncan. 

"ok boys. heres the plan.. we have to stay together" duncan began explaining. 

did i mention they met in a cave...?

"we will vote off one of the girls since they arent getting along... bridgette" duncan also said

"no not her" geoff protested

"yes her. no one else but her" duncan said

" how about y/n" dj asked

"she knows to much... its helpful to keep her around. use her a bit" duncan added.

"such a heartless response" i came out and said

"oh shit...." dunca said

" speaking of oh shit.... chef is coming bye bye boys" i said running off

i climbed the tree watching chef creep closer and then scattering. 

i watched basically everyone in some way shape or form get found. 

so i decided to you know... dash for base.

"hi chris" 

"oh hi.... you didnt get sprayed... or found?"

"nope"

thats when everyone gathered around me

"what are you" someone asked

" a fucking god" i responded

"hey meeting girls lets go" bridgette called

"alliance  time against the boys." 

" they do have one against us" i said back 

"what... oh ho lets vote duncan" bridgette said

funny

" no owen hes always happy" heather addd

"girl you reek" lashawna said to bridgette

"YEAH I KNOW" she yelled back.

yet again i swear im to good for this.

and just like that it was campfire time...

everyone else was called but me duncan and bridgette.

"duncan" chris said

"that leaves one marshmallow for 2 poeple" chris said

i saw duncan look at me.

"  well fuck ill just take my leave now. it was nice knowing you" i got up. and grabbed the marshmallow and ate it. 

" bridgette dock of shame. not because she ate her marshmallow" chirs said

" i promise babe i didnt vote for you" geoff yelled

"what" duncan said

"dude you broke it" dj added

" you would do the same or y/n and you know it. i saw the way you looked at her. wy do you think i voted for y/n" geoff said.

" thats funny" i said behind him. 

"you do realize that even if i get voted off you still have to see me right" i looked at geoff speaking. 

" and i can kick your ass anytime" geoff said

" well at least i havent tried to kill myself" geoff added.

thats when everyone looked at geoff

" vemon" i said....

"run bitch" nico yelled

"whats venom mean" duncan asked

" its her code word... i wouldn't be surprised if the girls knew... they do" nico said

all the girls ran to my side. and i.... i was hard core beating up geoff. 

thats when the rest joined in.

"me to" duncan said joining.

"love me... hate me... say what you want about me... i really couldnt careless small dick hoe. and ill be damned if i listen to a man with an unwashed ass" i said looking at him

"i am not scared of y/n" geoff says getting up.

and thats when everyone started laughing as i was walking away. 

"your a mince" 

" and your a crusty dusty traitor who needs to take some enlargement pills"  i said flipping him off.

and just like that he was embarresed

" damn you got it really bad geoff" heather said

" shut up fishy pussy i dont even wanna hear it" i said flipping her off to.

"ill start the process" nico said sighing and walking beside me

"bonfire" 

"yes nico yes"

and with that we started a bon fire.

"it goes all my troubles on a burning pile... all lit up and i start to smile. if i catch fire then ill change my aim. and throw my troubles at the world again" i kinda sang.

we walked back to the cabin after that. and me and nico sitting together.... him showing me anime guys. 

"i like him... like him to... he my man.... he my boo. he my type.. hes so cute.. i want him... and i want him to." i started saying

" your a simp with a capital S.I.M.P" nico said and gwen laughing. 

" he... i nominate him to be my husband" i said. duncan looking at me.

" he is cute not gonna lie" gwen said

us laughing. 

"teddy bear" nico tried to say in a bakugou voice.

" let... let ethan stick to it" i said to him

"my ego is ruined" 

"good" 

all of us laughing.

"fun fact... y/n isnt allowed in california" nico said

" thats because i tried to steal a stop sign" i said back.

"exactly" nico said

we all went back to my cabin to just play some cards against humanity

"ok ok... when santa came to visit me he gave me blank" gwen read.

me, duncan and nico put down a card

"nicos card. when santa came to visit me he gave me a dildo" gwen read

"duncans card...when santa came to visit me he gave me donald trump" she read next

"y/n card when santa came to visit me he gave me a salty surprise"  

and everyone even gwen started busting out into laughter

"ok ok y/n wins" gwen yelled

still laughing. 

"yo how the fuck did you come up with that shit" duncan asked

" i just knew it" i said 

after it 10 everyone packed up and left. 

"chris says we have a challenge tomorrow so dont get comfortable" i say to gwen and duncan.

"ok good night" gwen said leaving

thats when ethan called

"hey y/n"

"whats up eth"

"remember when i used to hum you to sleep" 

"are you ok"

"im fine just remembering"

"you get sad when you remember"

"its late... go to sleep"

" you called me ethan"

"it fine"

"your a bad liar ethan"

"i know. guess i miss always being with you"

"well i miss always being with you. move closer" 

"maybe i will" he said hanging up the phone

"what was that about" duncan asked

" he was asking if i remembered when he used to hum me to sleep" i said laughing

" i can do that" duncan said

"ill be fine. you take my place with efthean" yes i messed it up on purpose.

"ill pass" duncan said.

"come on sleep time babe" duncan said

i climbed in bed.

he put his arm around me and he kissed my forehead and we slept.

or he did. i had a lucid dream.