Hidan: I don't know your name, so can I call you Mine?

You smile.

Y/n: You can call me, Y/n.

He smirks back.

Y/n: You can call me love.

Hidan: Ohoh.

Y/n: You can call me baby.

Kisame glances at a frowning Konan sitting on the couch next to you.

Kisame: Are you serious, Y/n?!

Y/n: And all of the above!

Kisame: Please tell me your joking!!!

Y/n: You can call me late at night.

You look Hidan in the eyes.

Y/n: And I'll be at your door.

Hidan: Oh really?

Y/n: You can call me anything or anything you want... Just not yours.

You turn around and throw your arms around Konan's neck and kiss her.