The walking cliche
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I'm a fucking cliche but chicks seem to like it. They think they can save me.
As long as I get laid, I'll let them try.
Hi, I'm Jake and you're in for a hell of a ride.
[Jill: The bad girl and the dork]
[Gwen: Pins and Needles)
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- Don't worry, I wrapped my pickle
- Look like a sissy after a heavy make out session
- I'm trying to eat telepathically
- Red cup in one hand and a sausage in the other
- I hoped my mouth wouldn't start foaming
- It's like Hitler but with romance
- I had a major balloon problem
- My balls were full and my cup was empty
- Singing Bryan Adams at the top of his lungs
- No healthy person could possibly like math
- I could've been playing with a wall or a lamp
- The struggles of being clumsy
- Unibrow was the ultimate cockblock for me
- Spit it out, princess
- Her nostrils are flaring like the wings of a bat
- An extremely uncomfortable invasion in my left nostril
- How funny would it be if he were a gigolo
- You lying piece of carpet
- He was wearing Bugs Bunny socks
- My pants would've been really sticky
- You mean like a threesome date?
- What if tomorrow a dog farts in front of me
- You've seen my toilet skills
- I'd look like a plucked chicken
- I'll make sure to use his testicles as golfballs
- I felt like peeing all over again
- Deep, deep conversations
- Epilogue: Nobody messes with me and my popcorn
- Bonus: Clowns and strippers
- Bonus: Snake's cooking lesson
- Halloween bonus: he seemed like a leprechaun
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