Templar Assassin: In Defense of The Temple (Two-shot excerpt of ongoing novel)

"She must be cheating!"
"Add me please!"
"You're too good."
"Back! Back! TA IS COMING."
"Dominating at Level 6? IMPOSSIBLE."
"wp, ta."
"That hero kill though."

Username: [ ]
Player name: Lanaya
Title: Templar Assassin

This "Templar Assassin" is just too good. Her wins are 100k+ and her losses are a flat 0. When prompted to join the league, she (or he) declined. The design of her avatar is good for a semi-carry but it seems that she can do a solo game against 5 players. She's a legend. And a blank username? Hm. Too mysterious. It's as if she's role-playing an actual assassin. How is she this godlike?

I turned on the tracker and cheat engine on one window and invited her to a game.

Time to start a match.