Stalker (ON HOLD)(South Park) {KevinxClyde}

Until Clyde Donavon was paired with Kevin Stoley for a school project, he didn't know the dark haired nerd existed!

However, Kevin wasn't in the same position. He knew Clyde existed, and knew more than he should about the brunette. His underwear size, how long he brushed his teeth before bed (approximately three and a half minutes) and his cologne brand.

He knew all this, because Kevin was in love with Clyde. Madly in love. So mad, he's gotten to the point of stalking him.