Squidward was working at the Krusty crab like usually but Squilliam came through the Krusty crab door. Squilliam jokingly asked for a Krabby pabby Squidward told SpongeBob to make a Krabby pabby as Squilliam waited he looked at Squidward and said "You have fat sexy juicy nose Squidward." Squidward blushes and tryed to play it cool but Squidward couldn't handle it anymore and said to Squilliam "Stop teasing me and kiss me" Squilliam kissed Squidward but kissing started to become makeing out. It became so bad that Squilliam started jumping on Squidwards nose the customs watched quietly and some customs even payed to see Mr. Krabs was very happy.