This is a short story I wrote in 2020 focusing on a character I had an idea for for a larger work. Initially, I had planned on submitting it to magazines, but then Don't Look Up came out which had similar themes and then Elon Musk became even worse than he already was, so the point of the story felt too on-the-nose to submit for publication anywhere. Instead of letting the story sit rotting on my computer, however, I decided to post it! I hope you enjoy!