!Pimp! Splendorman X Reader

Welcome to my +'-CrackFic-'+
Probably gonna have smut ngl
It all started with a comment. This is mostly for shits & giggles, but it might go somewhere.

You are sold to Splendy-Pimp from Zalgo. As we're all expecting, there's romance.

And some drama.

And some (half-decent)plot

And some fluff
(BC Splendy-Boyo is the fluffiest boyo)o