Piggy Chapter Cutscene Lines But It's Google Translate [COMPLETED]

R E A D T I T L E
If you're having a bad day, this can be your go-to spot for cheering up! It's sort of funny, I guess-
(Chapters not exactly done in order)

[UPDATE]
The chapter formats have changed in more recent chapters. Plant, Port, Ship, Docks, Temple, Camp and Lab cutscenes would not be included due to too lengthy cutscenes/multiple cutscenes (such as Savior and Survivor ending).
This book only has House-Outpost and Alleys-Factory.