Oh the art
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Also some life stuff.
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- My bby satan: Elizabeth
- Till Death do us apart (literally)
- Niiiiiiggggghhhhhtttt
- Amelia L. Fooond
- A Food
- hella Bab
- America
- Hoofed creature
- The chick that totally not named after me like the other five
- Oh man, 10 and 3 cousins
- band
- weapons
- A long wip
- a music piece
- Soem random sketches i found from long ago in a galaxy not too far from here
- Yet again a character that it totally not named aftet me
- Hey its me
- Hang it up and call it a church
- A device that can tell you the TIME
- Main Queen on top
- skeeeeeeetch and product
- For
- A gift
- More Queen
- doggie
- school shat
- Do you have a map? Because I'd like to find my way into your heart.
- Hey, I'm going for a walk. Would you hold this for me? (then hold out your hand
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
- You be the iceberg and I'll be the Titanic - and go down on you
- Do you know why the sky is so gray? All the blue is in your eyes.
- You're so fine, you make me want to go out and get a job.
- Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
- Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams.
- I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
- If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable!
- Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
- I'm no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight
- I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
- Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
- You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.
- My name is [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
- I wanna put my popcorn in your microwave
- Do you know how to use a whip?
- Is it hot in here or is it just you?
- Do you have pneumonia? 'Cause you're giving me the chills.
- I've just moved you to the top of my "to do" list.
- not a pickup line
- Are you a parking ticket? Because FINE is written all over you!
- Let me explain the importance of composting
- I'm glad I'm not blind!
- What pickup line actually works on you?
- I want to call your mother and thank her.
- Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway
- Did we go to different schools together?
- Can I lick that film off your teeth?
- Don't be so picky....I wasn't!
- Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
- Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.
- Your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.
- Don't you know me from somewhere?
- You sure have a great looking tooth.
- It's nearly closing time. You'll do.
- Hey, are you Google? Because you're what I've been searching for!
- Hey, are you Google? Because you're what I've been searching for! P.2
- What's your all-time favorite coupon?
- Are you passed out on the sidewalk or are you my snow angel?
- You're like a snowflake Beautiful, unique and with one touch from me you'll melt
- You must be a frozen pond, because I can see myself skeetin' all over you.
- I lost my teddy bear! Will you sleep with me tonight? TW:gore?
- Would you like Gin and Platonic, or Scotch and Sofa?
- Class might be cancelled, but that butt of yours doesnt quit
- Are you Jewish? Because you Israeli hot!
- Ever been inside a Wendy's after hours?
- Are you a sharpie? Cause your so fine.
- Do you believe in love at first sight? 'Cause I can't see with my eyes.
- I heard you're good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y
- Your mom told me to say "Hi" to you
- Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You're A Blessing
- I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
- Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favourite.
- I don't really believe in love at first sight, until I saw you.
- You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
- Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.
- You look exactly like my future ex-wife. TW:Gore?
- I know where they give out free drinks. [Where?] My House!
- You're so cute its distracting
- Roses are red violets are blue I didn't know what perfect was until I met you
- I'm feeling a little bit off today, but you definitely turned me on.
- You know how I got these guns? [Point to biceps] Lifting children out of poverty
- Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out!
- I might not go down in history, but I'll go down on you!
- I must be hunting treasure because I'm digging your chest
- Ill treat you like my homework Slam you on the table and do you all night long
- Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.
- You'd mind if I fantasize about you?
- Wow! Are those real?
- Your smile lit up the room, so I just had to come over
- You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
- You can't be my first, but you could be my next.
- There isn't a word in the dictionary to describe how beautiful you are
- I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who
- If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart.
- You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.
- Will you marry me for just one night?
- I lost my rubber duckie. Would you bathe with me instead?
- I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.
- I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
- I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness
- You are almost as hot as my mom.
- That's a nice shirt, can I take you out of it?
- Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us
- Are your knees dirty? I don't want to get my floor dirty.
- Baby... wanna come for a ride?
- I may not be the best looking guy here, but Im the only one talking to you
- Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight
- Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
- Smile, if you want to have sex with me
- Me & My Friend's Grandma
- Me & My Friend's Grandma Pt. 2
- You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
- What are you doing tonight beside me?
- Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
- My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
- Your body is 75% water, and I'm thirsty.
- With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!
- Perhaps you recognize me from one of the popular adult movies I was in.
- Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose now take off your clothes.
- People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
- Sex is evil; Evil is sin; Sin is forgiven; so let's begin
- Nice fucking weather. Want to?
- My name is Skittles... wanna taste my rainbow?
- May I pleasure you with my tongue?
- Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
- Not important
- All those curves, and me with no brakes.
- Are you a light switch? 'Cause you turn me on!
- My bed is broken. Can I sleep in yours?
- Look at my lips and your lips. They want to massage each other.
- My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
- You must be shrek because you making my swamp wet
- Lets play "Titanic." When I say "Iceburg!" you go down.
- Let us let only latex stand between our love
- Do you sleep on your stomach? [No] Can I?
- Do you like cherries? [No.] Ok, can I have yours?
- Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down
- I've got the ship, you've got the harbor...what say we tie up for the night?
- Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass.
- How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!
- Just remember: To you, I am a virgin.
- I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
- I'm hard. You wet?
- I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
- I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?
- I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
- I'm the finger down your spine when all the lights go out.
- I'm peanut butter, you're jelly, let's have sex.
- Is your dad a farmer? (No, why?) Because you got some melons.
- I'm either going home with you or behind you, take your pick.
- Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.
- I'm the finger down your spine when all the lights go out.
- Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer cash?
- I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
- Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex's body in. gore?
- You smell... We should go take a shower together.
- Didn't You Wear That Yesterday?
- Your Face [Pause] I like that shit!
- Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
- When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so.. what's up?
- You look like trash, may I take you out?
- You cant spell menu withou me n u!
- Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you
- You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you
- If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you
- You got a bandaid? I hurt myself when i fell for you
- i fucked up
- Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
- I'm Asian so I'll eat your cat
- Call me leaves, cause you should be blowing me.
- Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
- Are those pants on sale? Cause they're 100% off at my place!
- Are we related? Do you want to be?
- Do you sleep on your stomach? [No] Can I?
- Is your name Daniel? Cause DAMN!
- I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, id put U and I together
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause obviously you landed on your face
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears
- Tonight, this Han doesn't want to fly Solo
- Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!
- Is your face Mcdonalds? Cause im lovin it!
- Do you want to go on a ate? I'll give you the D later
- wowee havent updated in 5ever
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