I'm Not Crazy

“Oliver, is that you? I miss you, Oliver, I really do. When are you coming home? I made us dinner tonight – your favourite, roast vegetables and lamb. I didn’t burn anything so we don’t have to order takeaway.”

“Come on, Oli, come home. Please. For me. I need to tell you about my day; it’s incredibly interesting. I would tell you now, but that defeats the purpose. Oliver, the potatoes are going cold. I just ate one. Hurry up, please.”

“Oliver, where are you – no, don’t answer that. That’s – argh! Oliver. Get your sorry butt home now. Oliver! Oliver!”

“Oli… I love you. Please return to me.”

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Dedication goes to Rianne, Aliya, Nikko, Shay and all other Hayliver shippers.
Inspiration comes from “(One of Those) Crazy Girls” by Paramore.
One shot.