I'm a mermans mate ?!?!

As I'm walking threw the cafe an order my drink the weather Chanel
says don't go out in the water a huge storms going to approach . I think to myself well that's never stopped me before ..... Hey you might be thinking well your stupid but I'm the all time champion surfer I have to practice twice every day to keep my title an no stupid storms gonna stop me besides I was just out there what's the worst that could go wrong ? ( Looking for an editor to help with the grammar an reminding me to update message me if your interested thanks ) Not updating till I find an editor