Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes

Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes

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just some incorrect quotes to help me get used to publishing on wattpad again and because i find them hilarious. -Marked complete, might be updated randomly if I feel like it-…

"Her ashy, rotten, mistreated wings"//Last life zombiecleo winner au

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"It was nice being your teamate, even if it wasnt for long" ------This story is about zombiecleo and if she won last life instead of scott, a lot of the death order has changed to cause more drama and angst--------This story will contain- Death- Fight scenes- Betrayal- Blood- Suicide- Murderand lots of angst…

The Final Life

The Final Life

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Life series based fic- Im not explaining it, watcher lore though yay #1 SmallishBeans x3#1 Skizzleman…

Kamen Rider Mother (ZombieCleo Au)

Kamen Rider Mother (ZombieCleo Au)

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A futuristic world where people could do whatever they dream of, Cleo was a single mother who was struggling financially since the death of her washed up husband.She has been taking odd jobs to support her two kids but it was usually never enough.However, her washed up husband had a secret. And a secret that could fight against a danger that would destroy the world and the people living in it.So Cleo needs to step up against this danger so using the powers of animals, she has to transform into the Kamen Rider!(Limited Life Au)…

The Apocalypse - Secret Life SMP

The Apocalypse - Secret Life SMP

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When Gem opened the portal to the End, it gave her power; A power that corrupted her and transformed her into a zombie. The first human is infected, and it causes the rest of the island to panic.Everyone else lives in constant fear of Martyn, a last life, since they believe last lives become murderous once they reach the final life. After Martyn gets threatened to take the blame for something he didn't do, he realises he needs to make some allies. It's harder than expected.Etho discovers that the island is in a zombie apocalypse, and the three roomies decide they have to warn the rest of the land.This is a story based on session 7 of the Minecraft SMP Secret Life. All players are the same as the SMP.There is a POV from every character in the SMP.This contains no swearing and no romantic plot.(also the cover is atrocious I apologise)…

Life Series Oneshots || Requests OPEN

Life Series Oneshots || Requests OPEN

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My short little stories featuring the Life Series' members! Requests are open Nothing NSFW or SexualCover by @applestruda on twitter…

Hermitcraft & 3rd Life Oneshots

Hermitcraft & 3rd Life Oneshots

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Hermitcraft and 3rd Life oneshots.No shipping, sorry. Swearing is unacceptable here, so yond shalt not occureth. (The cover was made by me.)…

Witchcraft SMP react to each other

Witchcraft SMP react to each other

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So I really like the gacha react videos and I always wanted to make one myself but I'm not really experienced with that kind of thing so I decided to make a sort of script and post it here. This is the third in a series of Minecraft SMPs reacting to each other, I'll post the links to my other works at the end. Also, I am using an oc of mine, her name is Jana, she handles the afterlife and is the one who reincarnates souls into new bodies. Hope you enjoy! :)Cover art edited version of Witchcraft SMP fanart by Anima…

A Chaotic Camping Trip! (Hermitcraft 8 Highschool AU)

A Chaotic Camping Trip! (Hermitcraft 8 Highschool AU)

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This is a camping trip story with the Hermits in Season 8 of Hermitcraft, with all of them being high schoolers aside from TFC, the really cool bus driver. Not much more to say, other than if you like fun chaos, nature, and all of the hermits in one book, this might be a nice read for ya! (No smut and No self-insert oc's)This is sorta a collab with my sibling, (you guys can call 'em StarFox or Cloudy) but both books are being posted on my account because they don't have one. It's the other Hermitcraft Camping Trip story on this account with Geminitay on the cover!Hope you enjoy!…

The hermit war UwU

The hermit war UwU

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Xisuma is in love with tea. Grian fighting wars with the queen lizzy. Mumbo eating poo poo. Ijevin make shit come alive. This the hermit war, a war bewteen fandoms…

Oneshots ~ Whatever I Feel Like Writing

Oneshots ~ Whatever I Feel Like Writing

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Too tired to add a legitimate coverHello! This is Team Rancher because my brainrot is seeping through :)Ignore the fact all my books are incomplete I'll actually post once I'm 3 chapters ahead so it might be easierPlus, if motivation's lost I can keep you at bay for a month.Desc.In a world where *coughs and wheezes* sorry, I can't with this. In a- *wheeze*Okay, let's make this a bit better then.Basically, Vampire!Jimmy and Werewolf!Tango. For convenience I'm changing up the mechanism so Vampires can survive in the sun, but if they stay in complete sunlight for more than 3 hours they get very ill. As for the werewolf thing, we're screwing with the moon thing. Imagine Ren's dog features on Tango and make them wolf features. Plus Tango has little things that a dog would have. Just overall cuteness and everything you would want in Rendoc but it's Team Ranchers. It's a modern AU but mythical creatures are normal.Plotline... I'm not sure. Mainly just a lot of gay and tropes. We'll have fluff mainlyEnjoy, my children. Yes, you are my children now.Never mind it's oneshots now! Lots of Solidarity ships because our fandom decided he would be the one everyone has a crush on for some reason. Blame Flower Husbands or something…

Random Stuff :)

Random Stuff :)

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Listen to Little Miss Perfect, eat, sleep, drink water. If you wanna go the extra kilometre, touch grass…

Life Series, Empires, and Hermitcraft Oneshots

Life Series, Empires, and Hermitcraft Oneshots

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Taking requests! See first page for more details!…

Art book 2023

Art book 2023

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A book of my art and such. Enjoy!…

The roomie's zombie

The roomie's zombie

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What if it was the Watchers were controling the boogieman zombies in secret life?…

[Elf and Parrot]

[Elf and Parrot]

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⚠This has been rewritten, so the worst of the grammar and spelling mistakes are gone.…

The Socially Anxious Little Zombie Forced Outdoors

The Socially Anxious Little Zombie Forced Outdoors

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[MACHINE TRANSLATED NOVEL] Alternative Title: 社恐小丧尸被迫出门Author: 浪里淘浪Status: 100 Chapters + 8 ExtrasLin An, plagued by severe social anxiety and obsessive cleanliness, rarely ventured outside, preferring to spend his days indoors, shopping via his smartphone and ordering takeout. As the apocalypse descended, his frail body inevitably succumbed to the virus, transforming him into a zombie.First Attempt: The irrational, starving zombie Lin An, driven by a bloodthirsty frenzy, screeched as he opened the door. Outside, the scene was gruesome with bloodstains everywhere, scattered remains of gnawed limbs, and various items dropped in haste by those fleeing. Quietly, he closed the door.Second Attempt: Hearing human voices outside, the famished zombie Lin An opened the door again, ready to pounce on his prey. Upon opening the door, he locked eyes with five residents stealthily scavenging for supplies. Intimidated by their five pairs of terrified, piercing stares, Lin An quietly shut the door again and hid himself inside a cabinet.Third Attempt: Finally, hunger triumphed over his social anxiety and cleanliness fixation. Wearing a mask and gloves, he stepped outside. In the neighborhood, he found fresh 'food', happily dragged it home, cleaned it thoroughly, and prepared for a hearty feast.…

Love found within the enemy - Scarian

Love found within the enemy - Scarian

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I was board so HC 7, probably go how you'd expect it to go, but who cares?I am Dyslexic so grammar and spelling errors will occur in this book.…

Rants

Rants

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I rant here and talk about my life and all that shit (yeah I'll be swearing in here)…

You belong to me~

You belong to me~

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Scar always liked Grian but has Grian ever loved him? When they first got together Scar was always gentle and loving but…