MoonMan13
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"PLEASE NOTE THAT ALL AGREEMENTS HERETOFORE ARE RETROACTIVE TO THE 'DAY IN QUESTION' AS OUTLINED IN THE PREVIOUSLY DELIVERED AFFADAFIT. THE 'DAY IN QUESTION' WILL HENCE BE REFERRED TO AS THE DIQ. WE REMIND YOU THAT WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO CHANGE, UPDATE, AUGMENT, OBSTRUCT OR OTHERWISE CONTROL ANY CONTENT AT ANY TIME. ON THE DIQ WE EXPERIENCED UNAVOIDABLE OVERLAPSIN CONTENT STREAMS RESULTING FROM A CHANGE IN THE OVERLAY ZONE KNOWN AS 'KALEJDOHILL' WE ARE NOT HLD RESPNSIBLE FOR ANY INTERRUPTIONS, ABNORMALITIES, CROSSOVERS, GL!TCHES, SENSOR@L VERTIGO, OR OTHER ABERRATIONS IN NORMAL CONTENT AS A RESULT OF THE CHANGEOVER ON THE DIQ. THESE AbERRATIONS INCLUDE BUT ARE #OT LIMITED TO: UNUSUAL OR UNPLEASANT SMELLSWITNESSING PREVIOUSLY BLOCKED INDIVIDUALSDISCOMFORT OF THE FINGERNAILSLOSS OF HAIRRESPITORY PIXELIZATIONTEMPORARY LOW-POLY ENVIRONMENTSSWAPPED OR OVERLAYED LANGUAGESUNSCHEDULED INDIGESTIONMOOD TOGGLEUNPRECEDENTED ENJOYMENTCATASTROPHIC bOr3D0mTYPOGRAPHIC DISPLAYSIABONUS CREDITSHIGH SCOREMEME INFESTATIONBUFFERIN'TAG DISORDER"…