Funny texts

Funny texts

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Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day!Credits to whoever made these jokes.…

His Bad Boy Werewolf (BxB) (DISCONTINUED)

His Bad Boy Werewolf (BxB) (DISCONTINUED)

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Oliver is a lore freak. Anything that could have ever been alive, he believes exists. Ghosts, Wendigos, werewolves, megalodon sharks. Everything. He moves to a new town, starts at a new school, meets a new friend, and catches the popular bad boys attention.What happens when he gets way more attention then he wants? What happens when he starts suspecting things that normal people would call him crazy for?#17 funnyjokes…

PUNS

PUNS

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Warning!! Some If These Will Make You Either Laugh Or Cringe. Some Of Them Won't Even Be That Punny, But Don't Worry (They Get Way Better Towards The End) Please Enjoy!! Hope This Book Brightens Up Your Day!! That's Why I Wrote It :)…

Kitten (minsung)

Kitten (minsung)

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"Pet me.""You're not my cat."Han Jisung hates cats in general. Lee Minho owns three cats. What would happen if Jisung is forced to like cats, whereas Minho happens to find himself another cat? γ€ŒπŸ­γ€l e e. m i n h o & h a n. j i s u n gγ€ŒπŸ¦„γ€started 08/12/19 finished 02/02/21Total words counted: 117,645 words πŸ–‡οΈ. Also to remind you that this is categorized as Alternate Universe (AU) fan fiction. I use characters from Stray Kids, other KPOP artists, game characters, and my own Original Character (OC) that I created to make the story more interesting. Please remember that most characters are not mine, I don't own these idols, and I have no bad intentions whatsoever. I don't mean any harm or intended to discriminate the artists used in this fic by all means. I wholeheartedly support and respect them. ( LOTS AND LOTS OF CURSING )PLS TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. THERE ARE MULTIPLE HARSH LANGUAGES AND STUFF THAT CAN BE CONSIDERED OFFENSIVE !! [ cover made by my certified child : @jiuuvi ] . #69 in STAY 🌚 - 270520. #1 in DIRTYJOKES - 200221Β©tokoyamis 2019…

 colour splash // phan au

colour splash // phan au

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"the point is i'm different. d i f f e r e n t.""okay, good. because different, is beautiful."/lower case intended/…

Entangled || π–™π–†π–Šπ–π–”π–”π– 𝕱𝕱

Entangled || π–™π–†π–Šπ–π–”π–”π– 𝕱𝕱

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β€’ Guys! I wrote this ff years ago ik its kinda cringy Im so sorry πŸ˜” i dont wanna delete this tho…

42 Cannibal Jokes

42 Cannibal Jokes

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Wow, if you're reading this and you're not me or someone I know... what weird side of Wattpad are you on? Anyway, if you're actually going to read this eyesore of a book, I'll have to warn you... it's a little bit hard to digest... I'm serious, finding all these jokes was hard to stomach... But if you really do want to read it it's your funeral.…

Yandere Platonicember

Yandere Platonicember

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31 oneshots of Platonic Yanderes for the 31 days of December Obviously ⚠ Trigger Warning ⚠ Read at your own discretion…

Pinoy Jokes

Pinoy Jokes

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Pinoy jokes that i FOUND on INTERNET Always remember that i only FOUND this on INTERNET…

Jokes

Jokes

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This is a book of jokes that I mostly made up but some I found from other books! Lolz! Please enjoy though! XD…

Funny Pickup Lines

Funny Pickup Lines

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Read the title!!These are really lame so I hope no one EVER uses them lmao Send in ur lines if you think they are funny enough.Enjoy.Example:- Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.…

✨ MHA MEMES✨

✨ MHA MEMES✨

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Memes apon memes πŸ’…β€¦

We Met On The Internet

We Met On The Internet

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Phil Lester, or known as PhilLion to his internet friends, is a 17 year old teen living in the U.K. He has no friends, everyone thinks he's weird. Bullied, depressed, and coming from a broken home he find his escape on the internet. Dan Howell, or known as Danosour to his internet friends, is a 15 year old teen living in the UK. His family is packed with money and Dan has more friends than he knows what to do with. When a late night on Omegle brings them together will love blossom or will fate tear them apart?…

β™‘1000 Corny Jokesβ™‘ [Completed]

β™‘1000 Corny Jokesβ™‘ [Completed]

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A list of corny jokes for you to have fun! ;) I'm so corne! ^*^…

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𝐒 𝐖 𝐖 𝐊 | π“π«πšπ―π’π¬ π’πœπ¨π­π­

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π‘‡β„Žπ‘’π‘¦ 𝑏𝑒𝑒𝑛 π‘‘π‘œπ‘”π‘’π‘‘β„Žπ‘’π‘Ÿ 𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒 π‘‘β„Žπ‘’π‘¦ π‘€π‘Žπ‘  π‘˜π‘–π‘‘π‘ *If your a new reader beware this book is trash. Read at your own risk*#1 in π‘‡π‘Ÿπ‘Žπ‘£π‘–π‘ π‘ π‘π‘œπ‘‘π‘‘#1 in Wish you were here#1 in Six Flags#1 in la flame# 1 in Cactus Jack# 1 in Wake up# 1 Chase b# 2 in Stormi# 1 in Don Toliver# 1 in Astroworld # 2 in Black boy joy# 2 in Black Lives Matter…

dirty jokes

dirty jokes

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I have a VERY dirty mind…

Such things happen οΏΌ

Such things happen οΏΌ

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GUYS STOP THIS WAS MADE BY MY COUSINπŸ˜­β€¦

BEST JOKES EVAH

BEST JOKES EVAH

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Come Backs ~β– 

Come Backs ~β– 

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A whole bunch of thing to say to people you hate or have a crush on or even relating to them with your fandom combacks or insults…

Joke Book

Joke Book

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idk, just funny stuff, might not be funny tho- idk…