i need you - an inanimate insanity au

i need you - an inanimate insanity au

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To be right but cause death, or cause life but be wrong?A simple project for college gone haywire. Death, murder, mystery, jail. Objects are gaining misfortune left and right. It's Test Tube's fault, isn't it? Or is it Fan's? Taco's? MePhone4's? Knife's? Who knows. But they need to stop it, whoever is doing it... Before it gets too out of hand.It is time for Test Tube to go to college, and to get to her dream college, she needs to do a project. And of the projects, the most interesting is an experiment. She collects others for her experiment, but she didn't know it would come to this..•began: january 19th, 2023ended: july 27th, 2023story and art by meinanimate insanity by AnimationEpic•.…

Omega (TFP AU)

Omega (TFP AU)

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In this AU I'm changing what the Omega Lock can do. Yes it can still restore Cybertron & Cyberform other planets, but it can now do more. It can create metal objects from seemingly nothing, restore bots, and reverse Cyberforming.This AU is heavily based around Smokescreen!…

Sober | w2s

Sober | w2s

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This book is about her unstable, dangerous love for Harry. | you don't know how to love me when you're sober|based on the Selena Gomez song, Sober…

Kamen Rider Zero one: Remnant Authorized

Kamen Rider Zero one: Remnant Authorized

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Hiden intelligence is Remnants largest tech company. The company works on technology to help better Remnants future. One day, a unknown being cause a large explosion in the Hiden intelligence lab.During the death and confusion, many of there projects were stolen. Most important of those stolen objects, were devices that used something called the "Rider system" along with progrise keys.In the will of the CEO of Hiden intelligence, he warned his staff of a impending threat, and the only one who could stop it was his grandson (Y/n) Hiden.(all pictures videos and ECT belong to there respected owner's)…

SICK (a II fanfic)

SICK (a II fanfic)

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The characters do not belong to me, they belong to Inanimate Insanity which belongs to Adam Katz. The only thing i own is the storyline, cover art and ideas.People (Objects) are becoming infected with a deadly disease. Paintbrush and Lightbulb seem to be immune, but even if Lightbulb is not infected, she still has to deal with her own personal problems. And Paintbrush, the only price that they have to pay will be...The loss of many of their friends.And maybe even the one closest to them...…

𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐗𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒  |  Dalton x Overstreet

𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐗𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒 | Dalton x Overstreet

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Dalton x Overstreet ----Charlie Dalton harbors strong feelings for his lifelong friend, Knox Overstreet, but Knox is completely oblivious to this fact, and he continues to chase after the object of his desire, cheerleader Chris Noel. As the months pass, Charlie grows frustrated with Knox's burning love for Chris, and he wants nothing more than to seize the day and confess his feelings.…

Stanford Pines x Reader one-shots

Stanford Pines x Reader one-shots

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(Note the big increase in quality because I'm not 12 anymore. Read the more recent ones, for your own sake)One shots because I was a big simp for Stanford PinesY/n uses she/her up until 'An Outlaw in Hoag's Object, from then on it's they/them :)…

Enchilada Ed

Enchilada Ed

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All Ed needed to become the Internet's latest boyfriend was a chili-pepper costume. But getting sunny foreign-exchange student Audra to prom will take a lot more than that.Ed doesn't know he's beautiful. But he is. Even when his crazy boss forces him to wear an "extra-spicy" chili pepper costume as part of a May 5th promotion. It was only meant to be an after-school job at a low-key Mexican restaurant; Ed never signed up for abject humiliation. And when a lovestruck girl snaps a covert picture of Ed while he serves her an enchilada, he couldn't possibly have anticipated becoming the internet's latest imaginary boyfriend. The fame is immediate and disorienting, but if it helps Ed convince quirky foreign exchange student Audra to attend prom with him, being "Enchilada Ed" might not be so bad.(Formerly Ignorance, Bliss, and Mexican Food)…

super old don't read

super old don't read

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please i wrote this when i was 11 years old stop reading this 😭…

Before Beasts, There Were Storms--6

Before Beasts, There Were Storms--6

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Tyson and Dragoon have combined at the wrong time, namely on a ship full of hunters out to keep the Bladebreakers as their test subjects until they're usefulness is spent. A typhoon ensues and swallows the crew, peaceful waters aren't promised, the US military has them in their sights, and there is still no sign of Max, Ray, or salvation in sight. Summary of previous books inside.…

No Heroes

No Heroes

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Events take place after S4. Selina Kyle wakes up in a hospital outside of Gotham, and realizes that Bruce Wayne broke his promise to stay with her. Alfred Pennyworth, wanting to fulfill his promise to Bruce, helps Selina get back on her feet. Meanwhile, Bruce is still looking for Jeremiah. During the day, he fights the street criminals alongside Jim Gordon, Harvey Bullock, and Lucius Fox. At night, he goes to his hideout and works on finding Jeremiah alone. Tabitha, lives with a drunk Barbara at the Sirens Club. The man she loved was killed the moment she got him back and her best friend was shot and gone before she could look for her. She never found out if Selina had survived, and it'd been months.What happens when a Bat, a Cat, a Tigress and a Butler team up? Read to find out. This is my first fan fiction on this account and I hope you guys like it!…

A Selection

A Selection

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A Selection is a chapbook featuring a variety of materials by D Pennington whose work has been featured online and in print form for 25 years. Several of the works presented here are excerpts from his whimsical books I Wrote A Book! and I Wrote Another Book!, which can be found on Lulu. Others are articles and poems from various online sources.…

(Slow updating) Not from here (Mario + Rabbids reader insert)

(Slow updating) Not from here (Mario + Rabbids reader insert)

6,976 174 16

Y/n and Ella have been best friends for a while, and it was time for them to join in on the tech contest with a special headset that fuses objects together!However things go wrong and strange creatures called the rabbids appear and Y/n is dragged into a messy trip with the Rabbids and certain Mario characters.All the portal art in this book was created by an ai, so if they look strange in certain areas that's why.Dragon art doesn't belong to me, they belong to their rightful owners…

The Vicar's Wife

The Vicar's Wife

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Full edition of flash short The Proposal. Chapters marked by a * are those edited from the rough draft version as of 1-27-23Flighty, sweet, naïve Hattie Foster is engaged to the country vicar, Jonathon Forsythe. What could possibly go wrong?~The object of Hattie's attention stood quietly at his study window, staring dismally at the green pastureland beyond the small vineyard attached to his property. Normally a picture of quiet refinement, his features were set in a faint scowl, lines marring the skin between his brows. The gentleman sitting in a high back chair behind him was equally somber."How soon?""It's hard to say, Jon. With things like these..." the smooth voice left off with a shrug. Lips thinning into a hard line, the vicar turned. "Hard to say? My future hangs by fraying strings, and you say, 'hard to say'?"~…

The Gingerbread Princess

The Gingerbread Princess

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A short story collection Compleated The Gingerbread Princess: Hansel wants to make gingerbread, but he has to deal with a storm and a spoiled princess. The Holiday Door: Her father's last gift is a key. Originally published in Unfinished Ghosts. Unfinished Ghosts: Gracie has to take a break from searching for her mother's body to attend the wedding of the man she is in love with. Originally published in unfinished Ghosts: Cursed Objects: A Love Story: A fairy falls in love with a cursed man. Christmas Dragons: Christmas magic is lost in the Kingdom. How can they find it? Little Blurs: Filters are used as plastic surgery, but now no one is allowed to show their real face in public. Enchantments, Confessions, and Mistletoe: Best friends married for protection, but enchanted Mistletoe changes everything. Bread and Tea in the Woods: Princess Tina comes up with a plan to stop her mother. Electric Masks and Lost Kingdoms: The Prince is not the person Tina thinks he is. Stories by Janky Fluffy cover made on Canva. Written for @BooksbyLwordpress Christmas prompt contest. Cover made with free Canva.…

Jin Se

Jin Se

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A dog-blood cultivation story about a human and a yao(*) .... alright fine it's yao gong x human shou, hypocritical shou vs paranoid gong.(*) yao: a type of supernatural being that has evolved into a human form and consciousness is from plants, animals, or inanimate objects. Typically can shape-shift into their original form.THIS BOOK DOESN"T BELONG TO ME!!!!!!!! ALL RIGHTS GO TO THE AUTHOR AND TRANSLATORS!!!!!!!!!…

The Sleepers | The Cave of Wonders: Book 1

The Sleepers | The Cave of Wonders: Book 1

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Twelve-year-old Carmen has a secret: she can talk to her cat Grim. But the powerful Brotherhood has banned pets, and the penalty is death.Ward is the most wanted boy in the world. The only thing standing between him and the hangman's noose is master criminal Saint Nick. In exchange for Nick's protection, Ward must find the long-lost horn called the Oliphant, said to have the power to wake legendary beings known as the Sleepers, whom Nick believes can aid him in his guerilla war against the Brotherhood. This leads Ward to Carmen, whose family has a long and mysterious association with the Oliphant.Ward and Carmen are soon hot on the trail of the horn, but the Brotherhood are closing in on Carmen's family. Ward and Carmen realise that waking the Sleepers may be the only thing that can save Carmen's parents from certain death. If only they knew how.FOR READERS WHO LIKEDScarlett & Browne - Jonathan StroudFly By Night - Frances HardingeHis Dark Materials - Philip Pullman…

𝐑𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 || Narnia x Zombie AU

𝐑𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 || Narnia x Zombie AU

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COMPLETED - The Pevensies have been ruling Narnia for over a decade, but never in all their years have they faced something like this. Death gazes from the eyes of the living. Narnia drowns in its own blood. The undead are here.{ A Seven Chapter Novella }[NOTICE]This story is rated T, but I wanted to add an extra warning that there is somewhat descriptive violence and gore within a horror tone, so if that bothers you, proceed at your own risk. I didn't want to rate it M since there's no other objectionable content of any kind, but if anyone thinks it's too strong for T please let me know and I will change the rating! I just figured a specific warning would be better than making it look like an immoral story haha, this is still Narnia and I try to make C S Lewis proud.…

Bloodied Lilies

Bloodied Lilies

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Adelia Constantine is married off to the tyrant Duke Rainford in exchange for payment to keep her frail sister healthy. Duke Rainford is known for killing off his subjects at whim and his previous wife had met the same fate. Adelia is determined not to die by her husband's hand while also maintaining her identity as an assassin who kills by moonlight. As she spends more time in the Rainford manor, she begins to unravel the secrets behind the death of the previous wife and the mysteries of everyone living there. Cover by: Cinnamon-tea-time @ Deviantart…

It Feels So Wrong (A Lampnold story)

It Feels So Wrong (A Lampnold story)

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Human Au with some animal/object like features Going against his leader's word, Shignold starts having feelings for a certain lamp after trying to avoid him for so longAlso will contain:-Fluffybird-Digital Time…