sarcastic-writer

"after that my life was just snapshots. horrible ones. but not all of them."snap • shot (n) - an informal photograph, taken quickly and with little or no legitimate meaning or valuebook 1 of the photo seriesAlex was a normal girl. Small town, small family, small circle. She was different, though, and SHIELD knew it. She could use her ability to "read" people; determining their emotions and predicting their reactions. When the government organization closely enticed with the Avengers is stuck in a predicament involving an inhuman, they turn to her for help. But will she be able to help? Or will her newfound ability be her destruction?• c o m p l e t e d •All Rights to Marvel for Characters & Plots Related to Agents Of Shield{All Rights Reserved on Alex/Lucy Rogers and Sub-Plot}…

sarcastic-stark

Storm is an ordinary girl or so she thought she lives with her abusive mother But one faithful day she gets taken away and finds out her dad is her saviour Gerard Way who will do anything to keep his newly found daughter safeWhat happens when he cant and things happen bad thingWill the ways get through this together or will it tear them apart Find out in my dad is....who?!?!?#35 in Killjoys©Sarcastic-stark…

sarcastic-queen

-NOT CURRENTLY TAKING REQUESTS-Just Drarry oneshots. No smut. Mostly fluff. Enjoy!…

sarcastic-ninja

High school. It's difficult enough to navigate on its own. Especially when you were quick-witted, bitterly sarcastic, and emotionally constipated with a bad case of verbal diarrhea. And yes she was aware of the inherent contradiction contained within that phrase.When Charlie Oswin moved to Beacon Hills to live with her aunt after the death of her father, she thought the worst she'd have to deal with was gossip, term papers, and her new best friend and across-the-street neighbor Lydia Martin lipsticking her to death in the never-ending quest to make Charlie socially acceptable. Actually Lydia had described it more as avoiding becoming a 'facepalm-inducing embarrassment'. But for a tiny town that was 90% forest with only one functional movie theater, there sure seemed to be a lot of people dying. There was something going on in Beacon Hills--something off. Enter one Stiles Stilinski. He was a twitchy, sarcastic weirdo, and she definitely appreciated that in a person. He and his friend Scott McCall also happened to be at the center of every strange thing that was going on in this weird-ass town. It was one giant mystery. And she was going to figure out what it was. She just never expected to stop being scary and defensive long enough to start developing actual human feelings along the way.Eventual Stiles/OCDisclaimer: I don't own Teen Wolf. Shocking, right? But I don't. All I own is Charlie Oswin and my other OCs. There will also be a bunch of other fandom references in the story from shows like Supernatural, Parks & Rec, Misfits (the bear vs shark debate!), and Joss Whedon stuff because I love my fandoms dearly!The cover was made for me by the lovely and amazing missjanuarylily of tumblr!!!!…

sarcastic-mess

┃𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐃┃❝𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐠𝐨, 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐝 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞.❞•°•°•°Cassidy Benedict, the chaotic wallflower, is closeted and no one knows it except her tomboy bestie, Andrea McCarthy. But, things take a turn when Cass is caught in a flurry as she catches feelings for the new girl, Lydia Coleman. Being an open bisexual and a total tease to poor Cass, she turns all tables when she confesses her feelings for Cass, placing an offer in front of her. Either Cass joins her for the pride parade held in their town every year and comes out of the closet or stay closeted for the rest of her life.The girl is now in a dilemma to choose between her feelings and her homophobic family. Which side would Cass choose? Will she end up confessing? Or will she hold up her act of being normal forever?•°•°•°𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐃©𝐒𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐂𝐚𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐥//𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟏…

sarcastic-queen

/Wolfstar Fanfiction\*Set in the Marauders' Fifth Year*Kind of slow updatesEver since James, Sirius and Peter had found out that Remus was a werewolf in their second year of Hogwarts, they tried to think of a way to help him with his transformations.…

sarcastic-ninja

Dead is dead.Or at least that's the way it's supposed to be. You log a certain number of hours and get put on an express train to Heaven or Hell depending on which way your scales tipped. To Lizbeth Oswald, the idea of being dead wasn't that troubling. After she bit it there was nothing she could do either way. You do your best and then that's it. Dead is dead. She sure as hell never expected to be the punchline of some giant cosmic joke.Being born into the life of a hunter taught you to manage your expectations. Flea-infested motels, few if any friends, your dad leaves you with his curmudgeony old hunting buddy for 'a few days' and never shows up again-you learn to take life in stride. You learn to handle yourself. Which was why being killed off at 22 after one tango with a pissy demon dressed up as her roommate was so damn embarrassing. Dead was dead, right? Thems were the rules.Waking up in a pine box three years later had a way of making Lizbeth rethink that definition. Not that Lizbeth could dwell on it that long, seeing as there's an Apocalypse going on and apparently she has a job to do. Oh, and there's some blonde idiot who's apparently in the exact same boat as she is.Disclaimer: I do not own Supernatural. Any similarity in content or dialogue originated with the show.HUGE THANK YOU! The lovely cover to this is actually a magnificent poster made for me by one @januarylily aka missjanuarylily.tumblr.com. She is a magnificent human being who is far too generous for this world and humanity should look to her as an example as we try to improve the world.…

sarcastic-writer

"we have to learn to control these gifts, or curses rather. to keep them from destroying ourselves and everything around us. but I take comfort in knowing the fact that this is nothing but a process, a stage, a developing. and that in the end, when we emerge, we will be a fully formed photo."de • vel • op • ing (v) - to convert to a new purpose, by making use of other resources and coming into play from an initial statebook 2 in the photo seriessequel to "The Snapshot"SHIELD has fallen, and Hydra has created a plight for humanity to face. Through this a new species has emerged: the Inhumans, and their siblings, the Enhanced. Through this a new SHIELD, a better one, has emerged and continues their fight with Hydra and Inhumans. A team known as the Secret Warriors fights alongside and within SHIELD, but will they be enough? Or will they have to plea for help from others in their quest against evil? Another Inhuman, perhaps. Or perhaps, someone from the past. All Rights to Marvel for all Characters from Agents of Shield {All Rights Reserved for Alex/Lucy Rogers, Peter Richards, other characters, and plot}…

sarcastic-mess

Do you have a story that you want to enhance? A story that is close to your heart but your love dwindles as you think it's not good enough?Then, fear not, as Sasha, aka me, bows down at your service by opening ❛Lumos❜, a seemingly one-of-a-kind shop handled by an individual.In ❛Lumos❜, one can find all the services for which you've to search for different shops until you getfind one that considers your interestsWait no more as I await your presence to make your work flourish and assist it get the glory it deserves.𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐬•°•°•°©𝐒𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐂𝐚𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐥/𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟑…

sarcastic-stark

@joshuadun: I need new friendsRaven is a supernatural loving Taco Bell employee who lives in Kansas with her beloved chevy impala 67took the chance and messaged him"Hi"Read Twitter to find out©Sarcastic-stark…

Sarcastic-Nightmare

Pain turns women into warriors, but a queen turns pain into power.Little did Ace know, when he rejected his mate that he'd be crawling at her feet once she became his queen.…

IamMeteorKnight

[Completed]#1 in Romance (05-Jan-21)#1 in India (25-Apr-22)#5 in Humor (25-Mar-21) ❝For the world, it was a love marriage.But for them it was neither love nor arranged.❞***"Darling!" I barged into his room while he was busy in a conference. He quickly hung the call and turned to me."What are you doing here?""I live here too.""What are you wearing? Care to explain?"Black negligee!"To... make this night special. What do you say?" I moved close to him and slid my arms around his neck. His ears gained colour and he gulped hard."Then, let's go by your plan!" Picking me off my feet, he carried me to my room and threw me on bed. His orbs were dark, filled with desire. He hovered over me and covered me tightly with comforter. "Bye bye..." He said and ran out.What the hell just happened?Why didn't the seduction card play on him?***A romantic-comedy story of Ayaan and Divya. They've known each other from childhood; but as childhood enemies, bickering foes. One is happy-get-going while the other is serious and moody. Ever heard a story of a euphoric guy and a moody girl?Ayaan Chauhan is the CEO of one of the biggest conglomerate of India, A&C, while serious minded Divya Gupta is a CA in same.In school she was the beauty with brains while he was the handsome hunk who always scored an egg. But when he returns after nine years, the tables turned. They both never leave a chance to curse each other.When the egg and his pig are tied into a marriage due to a misunderstanding 一Will they both accept each other as partners or will just continue their childish fights? And, will love bloom between them?Get on to read their story and follow their love!***Note: You're going on a ride filled with laughter, kisses & cuddles. Book is written in English, so non-Hindi readers can read it without any worry.Caution: You may fall in love with Ayaan through the story!【150,000 - 200,000 words】© 2020-21 Meteor Knight All Rights Reserved.…

sarcastic-mess

In which 𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐬 finds how 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 had been in love with him the whole time.…

Sarcastic-Phan

You look up from the laptop to see a pair of round chocolate brown eyes staring at you. "Heart eyes much Howell." You tease leaning back in your chairWhen friendship becomes something more, it's hard to ignore.Copyright © 2017 Sarcastic-PhanCover by: drizzy-katStarted: 10 • 8 • 2016…

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Seijuro Akashi x ReaderIt was the perfect day for a dance for two---Story/Plot © Sarcastic EmpressKuroko no Basuke © Tadatoshi Fujimaki…

sarcastic-empress

hajime iwaizumi x readerHe loves the way you start his day---Story/Plot © Sarcastic Empress | please do not plagiarizeHaikyu!! © Haruichi Furudate…

Sarcastic--Duo

Ish randamuna koto. don't look it up unless you want to become fluent in sailors' Japanese.Translation for lazy and curious people:It means Random Shit.…

Sarcastic-Elf

Involving a girl. A boy. Fire. Water. A crumbling room. And a pool of red in a forgotten road. Here's a quick reminder: Life doesn't play fair.…

-Sarcastic-boy-

I'm Meme creator! My Book!…

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haikyuu x reader collection…