My colouring skills.Fair warning, my art skills do not include sketching. My skills can only reach me so far into the colouring world. Remember all the colouring is my skill I just coloured over the actual art.Which means, the colouring is mine but the sketch itself is not…
Embark on a hilarious journey through the wild world of dating with our lovably awkward protagonist! In "Love and Laughter Fails," each chapter unfolds a new misadventure as our hopeful singleton navigates the maze of romance with side-splitting humor and unexpected twists.🚀 Dive into a collection of short stories where every date seems like a comedy of errors. From mistaken identities to unforgettable wardrobe malfunctions, our protagonist's quest for love is a rollercoaster of laughter and relatable mishaps. Get ready for a series of anecdotes that will leave you in stitches and nodding in solidarity.💔 Join the ranks of those who have tried and (often hilariously) failed at love. Swipe right on this comedy-packed journey that captures the essence of dating mishaps, providing a light-hearted escape for anyone who's ever had a less-than-perfect date.🌟 With a dash of wit and a sprinkle of charm, "Love and Laughter Fails" is the ultimate read for those who believe that laughter is the best medicine, especially when it comes to matters of the heart. Buckle up for a riotous ride through the highs, lows, and unexpected detours of the dating landscape.Will our protagonist find the elusive happily-ever-after, or are they destined for a lifetime of laugh-out-loud dating disasters? Swipe your way into this must-read comedy on Wattpad and discover the crazy, cringe-worthy, and downright comical tales of love gone wrong. Get ready to laugh, sigh, and nod in solidarity because, in the world of dating, the only guarantee is a good story!#DatingDisasters #ComedyGold #WattpadHumor #LoveAndLaughterFails #SwipeRightForLaughs…
Sinopsis Macarena jamás imagino convertirse en una mujer totalmente irresistible para los hombres, sino todo lo contrario, siempre que intento ir más allá de una amistad estos la evadían por completo, si gustaba de ellos lo suficiente hacia lo posible para ignorarlos totalmente a un grado que el chico pensara que ella lo odiaba. Pero su vida cambio... ¬-No sé cómo sucedió, ni en que momento paso de la noche a la mañana, estaba metida en esto, siempre fui la chica rara, inadaptada, cero, pero cero bonita y ahora varios chicos están tras de mi proponiéndome una relación formal - se repetía Macarena mientras se observa frente a un espejo.-Mírate Macarena tienes boca de Guasón. -Piel de Serpiente.-Ojos de perro chihuahueño.-Cejas de azotador.-Pestañas de aguacero.-El bigote del señor Pringles (si ese del bote de papas).-Sonrisa de bruja maldita.-Cabello de estropajo. - Cuerpo de tamal mal envuelto.-Trasero de elefante.-Manos de plátano dominico.-Bubis de fantasma.-La hobbit.-De verdad con esto crees que puedes siquiera enamorar a alguien Macarena.Hola mis amores...Esta es mi primera obra, si ya llevo un tiempo en Whatpatt pero ahora me dieron ganas de escribir un poco.Bueno, bueno hablando de la obraSubiré el primer capitulo en unas horas tengo muchos nervios de publicar, pero espero y les guste mucho. Gracias por leer esto.L@s quiere Maria Gomzher. XOXOXO…
A collection of Poems over the years, from my school days and current ones. Poetry is a way of getting built up emotions out into words that only you truly understand. It's meditative and calming, as well as interesting to look back on with a different perspective.Warning: Poems with the label (PT) are essentially mental health journal entries. Usually when I am in some sort of personal distress. There are some very dark themes that usually get better at the end. So if you have anxiety, depression, BPD or Suicidal Thoughts this might be triggering or relatable. I dont normally have Suicidal Thoughts or wish to do Self Harm but there might be some sprinkled through out here and there. Again this is my personal process of letting out extremely negative thoughts and calming myself down. As well a making note of my journey of self discovery and understanding how my mind works. Its been a long time coming but I'm finally getting to grips with it.Cover Art is Dancing in the Moonlight by Gilles Grimoin.…
I take his hands in mine and interlace our fingers, with a very tender tone I continue speaking to him. " Noah, never in this lifetime I'd imagined I would find someone like you, even if I apologise to the universe for all my past life sins it cannot compensate as what have I gained in form of you. You made my life miserable the day after you entered it and you're continuing to do so and i can't help, but I've been doing the same for you, and with no regrets or shame I need to say I will as well continue to do so. I promise that I'll hate you, even after the death do us apart. I promise to loathe you more than my self-loathing. And I promise there won't be a moment I'll waste where I don't make you feel scanty." I smile at him warmly, then rose on my toes to give him a peck on his cheeks. I stay on my toes while I make an attempt to crush his fingers, as I put all my strength in my fingers and put pressure on his knuckles and then i bump my forehead with his forcefully. That did hurt me as well but is worth it when I hear him whimper in pain. I let go of his hands and run away. "Fück you, Nyx!" You goddamn bytch!!" He screams after me while he rubs on his forehead, try to ease his pain. His voice is full of pain and venom for me as he spits out those words. And I love that. ⛓️🖤⛓️🖤⛓️🖤⛓️🖤⛓️🖤⛓️🖤⛓️🖤⛓️🖤⛓️🖤⛓️🖤⛓️Noah Carrington and Nyx Robertson - arch nemesis, who can not keep their hands off each other if found in proximity. Surely one of them is ready to strangle the other to death with their own bare hands, but are expected to humbly work in a team with respect and gratitude for each other as they appear to be the team captains for their school swimming team. The team soon will be leaving for Florida for the swim meet, leading to their forced proximity. Will that turn the nemesis into something else? Do they still really hate each other? Or will they come around? Read to know.…
It's all about quotes and sayings read to find out more. These quotes and sayings are not mine…
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Ayyyy the second part where you read about the non-boring version of my life so far!(Contains sh!tposts and incorrect quotes)Edit: lol you probably won't read this bc of the cover…
Deiji (en pleurant)- Il... Il m'as tromper... Le con!Moi- Il est où ce batard?Mon amie me pointe une table où laquelle sont assis plusieurs gars. Je me lève pour aller les voir mais Deiji attrape ma manche.Deiji- Tu... Tu vas faire quoi?Moi- Tu me connais, je serais même pas capable de faire du mal à une mouche. Je vais seulement lui glisser deux mots...Deiji- D'accord.Je me dirige vers leurs table et pose mes point sur ce qui leurs sert de support pour manger.Un gars (Kai) - Elle veux quoi l'autre? Moi- Je pourrais glisser deux mots à un certain Taehyun? Taehyun- C'est moi? Qu'est-ce tu me veux?Moi- Je voudrais te parler à propose de la relation que tu avais avec la meilleure fille au monde mai que tu a gâché à cause d'une pute. Y'a pas plus sain que ça!Un gars (Beomgyu)- Il fait ce qu'il veux. C'est certainement une fillette comme toi qui va lui dire quoi faire.Moi- T'es qui toi d'abbord? Un garde du corps de Tée au perle (en faisans de guillemets avec mes doigts)?Un gars (Beomgyu)- Je t'interdis de l'appeler de même...Moi- Maintenant il a besoin de quelqu'un pour se protéger? Il est un grand garçon non?Un gars (Beomgyu)- Au cas où tu savais pas ça s'appelle de l'amitié...Moi- Hoooon, ça sonne comme dans Dora l'exploratrice... "Le pouvoir de l'amitié!"Un gars (Beomgyu)- De un ça c'est dans les petits poneys. Tu connais pas tes classiques.Moi- Je suis supposé savoir ça en 3e année du lycée?Un gars (Beomgyu)- Probablement que t'as juste pas d'enfance pour ne pas savoir ça.Moi- Eille, fait tout, TOUT MAN! Sauf parler de mon enfance.Un gars (Beomgyu)- Tu va faire quoi dit?Moi- Rien.Un gars (Beomgyu)- Bonne fille. Maintenant retourne avec ta gang de dépressive.Je lui lance un regard noir et lui tourne le dos pour m'en aller avec mes amies qui sont tout sauf dépressive. Prends Yuri, Ji-Song et Woolee par exemple...Il est con ce gars...…