Rosetum-

[[FEEL FREE TO USE THESE ON PEOPLE I DONT MIND]][[ANOTHER WARNING< DUE TO LATE NIGHT PRODUCTIONS< THERE WILL BE TYPOS, JUST WARNING YA]]Know anybody who dislikes puns and want to ignore them?Have that one person you want to impress that likes puns?Or are you just bored and found this?Well it's up to you but come inside to find a crapton of bad puns and good puns and a lot of horrifying jokes just to begin with. Hope you enjoy!Read at you're own risk.*Typos because i wrote 100 percent of these at like, 2 in the morning and running off 2 liters of caffeineI cri…

Joltix

I'm Max Caulfield, and I'm an everyday hero. Now, you may think this is your typical white-girl with superpowers and less than average breast size that somehow catches the interest of the white-boy jock, most popular boy of the school, and saves the planet from exploding or whatever. First of all, I'm gay as fuck so that jock can fling himself into a tornado for as much as I care, but everything is else is facts. Read this page-turning novel with me becoming a mature woman and making mature decisions so you can then get really disappointed when I still end up in the forbidden Sass Room, er, Dark Room. And it all started, when I took a picture of a blue butterfly...okay that's bullshit. I just really needed to pee but these two jerks decided that they should start shooting each other. Turns out that both of those jerks will ruin my life as well.'I love this story just as much as I love you Max please notice me' - Warren Graham'THX BUT WERE NOT FRIENDS' - Victoria Chase'No more mosh pits for you, shaka bra' - Chloe Price'Whatthefuckever' - Nathan Prescott'We can properly discuss your future as a writer in my dark room' - Mark Jefferson(I don't own Life is Strange, sadly. Rights to DontNod)…

bellasblunt

"please get out..""i already said im not here to hurt you.""you have guns.""you don't?""i don't need one. leave now.""i didn't know baseball bats were more dangerous than guns.""i'll show you how dangerous if you dont leave.""you seem to live comfortably here.""i am and i'm comfortable alone. i don't want you here. at all."…

sxmxbxdy_else

So basically the title gives it away For those who still don't know, this is a puny book, basically just puns and jokes and all that shit 😉DISCLAIMER: the jokes are not mine unless I said so .HIGHESTBadpuns #8Clifford #291Hemmings #473…

Da_sansy

This will be my first billdip fanfiction and I'm not that good so please I would like it you guys reading this book could give me advice on how I'm going.Disclaimer (I do not own Gravity falls nor majority of the characters in this book.)…

purpleninjasword123

A story with the ninjago characters and me working at freddy fuzbears pizzaritta…

rubyduby173

Eh.…

exment

Peter and Wade navigating life through questionable means.…

AuthorCassidyKate

Winner of @WattpadPunkFiction's "Song of the Punk" Contest ---Sixteen-year-old mermaid, Princess Ara, decides to buy her freedom by tricking her father into turning her human. Before the king realizes what he has done, Ara steals his crown, the source of his power and falls right into the arms of a pirate. Determined to set her own course and using her sea powers, she sets out to become the most feared captain in the ocean.----------------------------------------------------▪️Winner of @WattpadPunkFiction's "Song of the Punk - Pirate/Ocean Punk" Contest----Copyright- @AuthorCassidyKateCover created using CANVA PRO Started- Highest Ranks:# 1 oceanpunk# 495 punk # 784 ocean# 927 mermaid# 451 sirenIf you are reading this story on any platform other than Wattpad, you are very likely to be at risk of a malware attack. If you wish to read this story in its original, safe, form, please go to Wattpad. Thank you!…

Drippingindazzle

Join five zoo animals - Alex the lion, Marty the zebra, Melman the giraffe, Gloria the hippo, and Ayana the Leopard - who have spent their whole lives in blissful captivity. Unexpectedly, two animals escape following Marty's dream to go to the wild. The rest follow suit for a rescue mission, and after a series of events, find themselves washed ashore on the eponymous island: Madagascar.NOTE: This is a rewrite of the original story!…

Whats_sleep

Fukunaga and you had an odd relationship because of your personalities being so similar. The teacher thought you guys should work together and that's the only time you guys really communicate but.woth your eyes like girls do. So when you cry over a plant that died he can't help but comfort you.Fukunaga Shouhei x reader…

Drippingindazzle

Join five zoo animals - Alex the lion, Marty the zebra, Melman the giraffe, Gloria the hippo, and Ayana the Leopard - who have spent their whole lives in blissful captivity. Unexpectedly, two animals escape following Marty's dream to go to the wild. The rest follow suit for a rescue mission, and after a series of events, find themselves washed ashore on the eponymous island: Madagascar.(I have a few themes that are inspired by AlanAlexHolc. I'm not copying them, so I just wanted to make that clear. Hope y'all enjoy reading!)…

smolouis

louis: wow i'm so fucking gaylouis: i love dicklouis: you know what i love even more? harry: whatlouis: you!harry: lmao harry: thats embarrassing louislouis: we're fucking dating, idiot • @smolouisstarted: may 2018…

letsreadpunk

Percabeth high school AU- Annabeth Chase, a perfect girl with a perfect life. She's popular, pretty and respected throughout the whole school. Cue Percy Jackson. A widely mocked, annoyingly attractive troublemaker with a slightly unhealthy taste for black clothes. These two polar opposites are just what the other needs to flip each other's worlds upside down and watch the chaos it causes...-Any pjo/HoO characters unfortunately don't belong to me but to Rick Riordan and the cover art is not mine.-…

sarahdiamonds

"Those are bad puns, we don't laugh at them"-sarah…

Spectra-L

An internet messaging fanfiction. Death Note x Bleach. Misleading name. Not as cool as its name.…

lliirio

🎶Wise men sayOnly fools rush inBut I can't help falling in love with youShall I stay?Would it be a sinIf I can't help falling in love with you?🎶⚠This is the first book and the second one has yet to be released so read it!⚠Angelina is 22. You are 22 and G!P…

AmajikiTheFoodHero

Sirius is hopelessly in love with Remus. Can he win over his friend? Or will he be forever lonely?-BAD PUN WARNING :3-…

hopelessr0mance

"DID YOU JUST-"OR IN WHICH TWO PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE OVER PHONECopyright © hopelessr0mance 2018 | male oc x female oc !COMPLETED JULY 15, 2018…

bambamismyaesthetic

doublebillion: how do you make a boy look at you in a "weo weo" way and not in an "aww" wayyeetcucumbers: whats that even supposed to mean?snaccjacc: he means 'how do you make a boy look at you in an "i wanna bang" way and not in a "let's be just friends ™" way doublebillion: yesjaebae: i have several questions…