SML YO MOMMA JOKES

SML YO MOMMA JOKES

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the sml crew tell yo momma jokes and it gets a bit crazy…

Starting with an Apartment: Being a Landlady in the Doomsday

Starting with an Apartment: Being a Landlady in the Doomsday

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The day after Gu Weiwei officially became a landlady, the world was coming to an end!A building in her city was worthless!The next moment, a voice suddenly sounded in her mind."Dear, do you want to bind to the Doomsday Landlady System?"**1. Doomsday disaster - extremely hot and arid area (completed)2. Doomsday disaster - extremely cold and snowy area (completed)3. Doomsday disaster - meteorite and virus area (completed)4. Doomsday disaster - natural disaster and island area (completed)5. Doomsday disaster - abnormal and foggyarea (completed) 6. Doomsday disaster - geological and sinkhole area (completed)7. Doomsday disaster - gamification and weird area (completed)8. Doomsday disaster - biological and alien species (completed)9. Reality chapter - Blue Star Counterattack (completed)JUST IN CASE, THIS STORY IS: ✓ PURELY MTL(means this is not edited, so expect the incorrect pronouns, indents, and grammatical errors. :D) ✓ FOR OFFLINE PURPOSE ONLY ( just uploaded here for my smooth offline reading) ✓ Do Not Report, Do Not Vote, Just Read✓ DISCLAIMER: I do not own the cover nor the story, this is all for offline reading.…

𝙘𝙖𝙩𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙥𝙝𝙚. - 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘴𝘢𝘯

𝙘𝙖𝙩𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙥𝙝𝙚. - 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘴𝘢𝘯

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ʚɞ ⁺˖ ⸝⸝ 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 - a girl and her friends are trapped in their school when an apocalypse breaks out and have to try and escape while love is on the line as well . . .lee cheongsan x fem!reader/oc[ all of us are dead ]@strwmon…

theadora : harry styles

theadora : harry styles

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in which harry and you are divorced.All rights reserved.originally posted on tumblr and patreon by meetmymouth.…

Love will win (Kai x Reader)

Love will win (Kai x Reader)

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Life hasn't always been easy for (y/n). Many events transpire; some things she deals with, others are too overwhelming. See as her and Kai go through the adventure of life together!Romance is brewing, but it only comes at the cost of heart break. Will she be able to handle it? Will Kai end up with the right person? Will life get any better?…

Doomsday, Alice in Borderland

Doomsday, Alice in Borderland

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I had no choice in the matterWhy would I? It's only the death of me…

Returning to the 1960s as an educated youth

Returning to the 1960s as an educated youth

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[No female lead + not a cool story + plot flow + 1v1 + two male leads][Straight men not allowed]Jiang He was reborn in the 1960s. Because of the preference of his original parents, his original elder brother was sent to the countryside, but he was pushed out by his biased parents as a substitute.Fortunately, his farming space also came with him. Because of the doomsday rumors in his previous life, he used all his wealth to buy all the resources. Who would have thought that the doomsday did not come, and he traveled through time…

After global mutation, I became the number one player [different world]

After global mutation, I became the number one player [different world]

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Shen Zhenhua is an ordinary female college student who only has doomsday nightmares on a regular basis. One day, her doomsday nightmare came to reality.The system came, the steel jungle collapsed, the ancient forest reappeared, mutated animals and plants came one after another, and thick fog eroded every life.....╭┈◦•◦❥•◦┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈⇢┊ ❀ Title : 全球變異後,我成了第一玩家[異世]┊ꨄ︎ Author: 狗花一米八┊❃ Genre: Fairy romance╰┈◦•◦❥•◦┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈⇢Not mine ✿ For offline reading ✿ MTL I started each page with 10 chapter but has the story progress each chapter got longer so...…

Unlimited natural disaster space to store goods

Unlimited natural disaster space to store goods

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At the moment of death, Xin Tang saw the future of doomsday.Binding to the system, completing survival tasks in different doomsday dungeons, she will be able to return to the original world alive.Then - [It is detected that the player's mental body is carrying a space device, whether it is activated]Xin Tang: Huh?With an initial space of 10 cubic meters, Xin Tang was sent by the system to the first doomsday world that was about to be frozen thousands of miles away.[Newbie Dungeon]Type: Extremely Cold Rating: One Star Doomsday countdown: 13 days 23:59[This world is an extremely cold world after extreme weather, players are requested to work hard to survive]Xin Tang:? Good thing I have room!After realizing that the supplies couldn't fit, Xin Tang turned around and shouted: Mom! save me save me save me!Ms. Xin: ...Later--Xin Tang became stronger, and her space also became larger ovo#I evolve with space#World type: Extremely cold ice and snow (novice dungeon) Species evolution (specialize in fighting monsters and supernatural evolution , Goldfinger is big)Extremely hot city (storage infrastructure, team competition)Global ocean (far sea desert island, farming and drifting)Realistic natural disaster evolution, daily loading has been completed [Lightning Protection] Goldfinger is big, growing heroine, weak and weak in the early stage If you don't think carefully, your force value and hoarding skills will gradually increase.Multiple dungeons have bloody character backgrounds. If you feel unwell, please quit in time. Non-single hoarding and lying flat at home, there are outrageous plotsTitle 无限天灾空间囤货 Unlimited natural disaster space to store goodsAuthor 酒尾猫Not MineCr:Author…

The Paranoid Villain's have a crush on me!

The Paranoid Villain's have a crush on me!

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Ning Xingzhou is bound with a "healing system", dedicated to conveying truth, goodness and beauty, and to influence villains from all walks of life.Under his guidance, the apocalyptic bosses are dedicated to benevolence , the campus gangsters are admitted to the world's prestigious schools, and the cultivator puts down the butcher knife to become a god...Ning Xingzhou asked himself to play the role of a life mentor to thefullest , but...Ning Xingzhou met those cold and paranoid eyes, he rubbed his sore lower back, wanting to cry without tears.He obviously took the route of innocence and healing, how come all of them are blackened!Before every villain went black, they walked through a rough road. The road was dark and they couldn't see their fingers. They became paniced , gloomy, sick, and paranoid. Finally merged with the darkness.But one day, there was a light in the darkness.They went mad, crazy, and by fair means or foul just wanted to hold the light firmly in the palm of their hands and hold on to it till their deaths.(I could have tolerated the darkness, if I had never seen the light.)…

Clois: Doomsday

Clois: Doomsday

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Clark's relationship with Lois is threatened along with everything Clark holds dear when Doomsday strikes again.…

Transmigration to a doomsday novel

Transmigration to a doomsday novel

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Xuran transmigrated to a doomsday novel he read last night in which the male protagonist liked the female protagonist and chased her hard , finally she agreed. The villain who constantly had conflicts with the female protagonist later died on a mission while searching for supplies. Later the male protagonist got betrayed by the female protagonist and she took all the supplies he had collected and fled pushing him to a dead end.Xuran transmigrated into the male protagonist who had the same name and age as his. And he possessed a magical space.…

✓│𝘏𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴  (Ellie Williams x Reader)

✓│𝘏𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 (Ellie Williams x Reader)

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[𝗕𝗢𝗢𝗞 𝟮 𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗢𝗙 𝟮]˗ˏˋ ⏳ 'ˎ˗ 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 ─── You and Ellie have been dating for over a year, and everything seems to move in the right direction, until ones wellbeing and happiness is at stake.This fanfiction is inspired by the song Happiness, by Taylor Swift. ©n__ikkii 2024.…

Living Dead Virus

Living Dead Virus

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(First-person perspective under the camera + exploration of the dangerous place + multiple reverse Japanese micro-horror)When Jiying opened his eyes, he was the only one in the dormitory.The undialed number in the mobile phone, the clues of contact in the news, the strange notice posted downstairs of the dormitory...The clock of disaster starts turning from this moment.(Mysterious, powerful and pet GVS stable, reliable and wise S)(Thunderbolt avoidance: G only appears in the fourth chapter/slow heat/there is a secondary CP/a bit of nonsense scientific setting)(There will be a knife in the process, but both CPs are HE.)Realistic style plot zombie story, no superpowers, no rebirth, no system, etc., pure R-struggle team survival in the doomsday.Just talking about some ordinary people, different people may have different choices in the doomsday, taking or giving up driven by family, friendship and love... or just snuggling with each other in the doomsday."Night is coming... Don't be afraid, I love you."…

Scrolls of Ancient Paintings of the End of the World

Scrolls of Ancient Paintings of the End of the World

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Doomsday comes, the mighty Fae, the terrifying Zerg, the human race from hunter to prey!Zhao Zhe returned from six years after the end of his life and brought back a mysterious scroll of ancient paintings ......This article main attack, JJ feelings QD upgrade text, Goldfinger must have !.(There was no perspective before, but it was only available after the upgrade. Now it's time to come.Content Tag: Powers rebirth apocalyptic dramaSearch keywords: protagonist: Zhao Zhe, Li Wei Tingyu Supporting Roles: Several others: Ancient Painting Scrolls, Doomsday, RebirthIn a word: Reborn with ancient painting scrolls!Idea: Idea to be supplemented…

𝗗𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗠𝗲𝗮𝘁 ★ MOUTHWASHING

𝗗𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗠𝗲𝗮𝘁 ★ MOUTHWASHING

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➥ Mouthwashing X Fem!Reader𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 ; You're luckily hired at the Pony Express, a last resort to your poor skills in becoming a programmer. With the pressure of your disappointed parents, you accepted to do something, anything to receive praise once more. I guess on the brighter side you can make new friends at the Tulpar. ❝ So I'm just doing the dirty work? ❞ ❝ You got that right!, those boxes won't sort themselves! ❞TW : Won't 100% follow the game plot, Mentions of SA , Violence and lastly, Jimmy, SH, Super slide thoughts𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 ; 7/12/24 (D/M/Y) 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐄𝐝𝐢𝐭 ; I'll go back If i care𝐄𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝 ; 25/12/24024 (D/M/Y)#3 - Mouthwashing#1 - AnyaMouthwashing…

Wheels x reader

Wheels x reader

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There's not enough of these stories on here. This is my first story so be nice! I've had a crush on Andy Walken for a little while now...😅The reader is Guppy's sisterThis isn't one of the "the reader is the hero" stories. I made it more realistic.GUYS THIS IS #1 IN #Wheels!! HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?!…

𝐃𝐎𝐎𝐌𝐒𝐃𝐀𝐘 - 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐤

𝐃𝐎𝐎𝐌𝐒𝐃𝐀𝐘 - 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐤

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₊‧⁺˖⋆°•*⁀➷ IN WHICH, juniper donahue was the schools sweetheart, so her death was shocking. she was liked by almost everyone, even a ghost...school spirits season 1(wally clark x fem!oc)(lowercase intended)started: 01/03/2024published: 01/17/2024finished: xx/xx/xxxx…

-'⁠🫧*⁠.⁠✧ MOUTHWASHING ✧.⁠*⁠🫧'⁠ -

-'⁠🫧*⁠.⁠✧ MOUTHWASHING ✧.⁠*⁠🫧'⁠ -

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daisuke x implied f!readerwritten by: deathbydaysupport me on tumblr - @deathbyday !!…

Tokyo Terrors

Tokyo Terrors

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hey guys this is a new story and it is inspired by my living nightmare, I tried to do the same concept, so I hope you guys enjoy! TW BTWtrying to post often :)ib- winternightz.…