Glass Animals Memes
Only for the peanut butter tribeππ©πMemes arent mine unless I sayβ¦
Opposites Attract | Diluc x Reader
A knight who despises the Fatui.A Fatui who was born and bred into the role.~~~~~Diluc Ragnvindr is the owner of Dawn Winery, a booming wine business in Teyvat that is based in Mondstadt. Not only is he the owner of Dawn Winery, he is also a powerful and well-versed experienced warrior with a pyro vision.With a sad past and a hard exterior, Diluc had grown cold to the people around him, especially the Knights of Favonious.However, a chance meeting could possibly break the walls that he had built up. A meeting that only fate could have organized.This meeting could either change him for the better or for the worse.-A Genshin Impact fanficDiluc X Readerβ¦
Memento Mori
Dear Reader,If you have clicked read on this book, then it would be a good time to close it down. Inside this book are unpleasant events in the Quagmires' lives such as a terrible and slightly suspicious fire, three lost family members, and a dreary school. You would surely not want to read this.Words: 10,931β¦
After Becoming an Interstellar Food Blogger
Alternative: ζδΈΊζι ηΎι£εδΈ»εStatus: CompletedAuthor: θ«εηGenres: Comedy, Drama, Sci-fi, Slice of Life, Shounen Ai, Yaoi, MechaMachine Translated Language (MTL)I don't own this story. credit goes to original owner. For offline purpose only. Please do not report.Description:Ye Jin once traveled to the interstellar era, and became an orphan on a barren star. The weatherproof house is almost out of whack. Ye Jin had no choice but to go back to his old business and become a food anchor, hoping to solve his urgent needs. Ye Jin on the first day of the live broadcast: Today, I will live broadcast to make Chinese delicacies, fish porridge and braised fish cubes. The method is very simple and the braised fish with rice is a must. Netizen 1: Anchor, you can't do this, I have no appetite when I look at it. Isn't this a scam? Netizen 2: Chinese food? I've never heard of it before, who still eats this kind of nutritious and unpalatable food now! Netizen 3: This meaty smell is so bad and not delicious. Besides, now everyone drinks nutritional supplements, and no one will eat this kind of thing. After Ye Jin really made the dish, netizens were so fragrant that they scrambled to buy it, and even spent a lot of money in the live broadcast room just to get a taste of the delicious food. Since then, the craze for food making has swept the entire interstellar space, and Ye Jin's food live broadcast room has become the spiritual heaven of the people of the empire. Then one day, many netizens discovered that there were more people in Ye Jin's family. All netizens: No way! Whoever dog man took away the anchor is unforgivable! Fu Chen, a dog man who is an admiral of the empire: ... Netizens who know the truth: QAQ Is there any help for those who scold the admiral?β¦
β‘Delicious Destinyβ‘ β
It's a Behir storyWhat will happen when two different people will meet "accidentally" And a lie kept them together peep in to know more Warnings~ Extremely childish plot~Things don't make sense sometimes ~Grammatical mistakesβ¦
After The Vicious Cannon Fodder Was Reborn Pt 1
**NOT MINE, FOR OFFLINE PURPOSES**Growing up in an orphanage since he was a child, Tao Mu, who had suffered so much, never thought that his life was actually a result of picking up the wrong script.Eighteen years ago, two children were born at the same time, but due to the negligence of the medical staff their name tags were switched. Tao Mu, who was supposed to be born in a wealthy family, was sent to an orphanage instead.Eighteen years later, the mistake was discovered. Tao Mu originally thought everything could go back on track. However, his parents and siblings who were supposed to be the closest family disliked him deeply, lovers and friends also turned their backs on him.Receiving such a shock, Tao Mu completely revealed his dark side, becoming a vicious cannon fodder that everyone hated. In the end he found himself utterly isolated and committed suicide by jumping off a building.After being reborn, Tao Mu was surprised to find that he actually lived in a book. The male protagonist in the book was the Silly White Sweet** who was the other baby that he had mistakenly switched identities with. As for him, he was just the vicious cannon fodder encountered by the Silly White Sweet in his sweet and pampered life.Tao Mu: f*ck this plot, and f*ck this stereotypical routine. I won't be playing along in this life!β¦
Avenge || Jake Sim
βI will avenge all those innocent people who have suffered at his hands.β Choi Diana knew that her father hated her for a sin she committed in her childhood all along, but she didn't imagine the hatred to be so big that he had to order men to get her kidnapped and killed. βEven if it means going against your own blood?βγ Mafia AU γγ May contain scenes of violence which might be disturbing for young readers. γγ This story was written when my writing skills weren't up to mark. Sorry if you find it cringe, but trust me if you ignore the mistakes you will enjoy it. γStarted βΊ 14th May 2021Ended βΊ 23rd June 2021*under extremely slow editing*Highest rankings βΊ #1 in jake, jake sim, jay, choi beomgyu, kim sunoo, choi soobin, sunghoon, yeonjun, sunoo#3 in parksunghoon, txtCredits for description βΊ @jyuscentA Wattpad Original written by Β© 2021 jadequilaβ¦
The Cursed King
The cursed king is a shameless husband.In the land where the human race lived side by side with other races like the elves, witches, and those immortal beings often calling themselves gods, lived a formidable king, Loriel Ashborn. Feared by many, his power expanded throughout the whole continent of Atlantea.One fatal mistake caused him to lose the woman he loved as she was sent to the future by the evil Time Master before he died. The only way to see her again is for him to take the curse of immortality, and so he did.Now, after 15 centuries, Loriel finally found her again. But she didn't remember him?Well, who cares! This time, the shameless husband would never let her go ever again.To make her remember him, he even faked a terminal illness with his 'dying wish' was to experience how it was like to be married.And when he *cough cough* 'miraculously' made a full recovery, he said, "Wifey, you saved my life! Now, I owe you forever. I will repay with my body."***AUTHOR'S NOTE:In their previous life, the king felt that he was not a good husband to his wife, so this time around, he would make up to her and be the best husband she could ever hope for.You will witness a total simp, a devoted doting husband who would pamper his wife to no end and give the whole world to her.This story will have a lot of snusnu/lemon/smut and it's not advised to read if you are prudish or underage.Also, there will be magic. A lot of magic because the male lead is a 'god' and the female lead is a 'witch'.β¦
The food career of a retired female supporting actress (MTL)
By: not bald catCategory: Rebirth through timeRelease time: 2021-07-26Latest: Chapter 45 Fanwai 4rebirthfinished152,000CP of this article: Retired salty fish heroine VS proud sweet-loving hero All waiting to see her joke. Shen Youqing: The task is completed, and finally you don't have to be a brainless female partner =^_^= With generous task rewards, she happily opened a gourmet shop - Want exquisite desserts? There are rose cakes and tuckahoe cakes and steamed cheese... Looking for local specialties? There are Su cuisine, Sichuan cuisine, Shanghai cuisine here... If you want to lose weight, detoxify, and keep your skin healthy... It doesn't matter, it's all here! The people who were waiting to see the joke not only did not see Shen Youqing down and down, but watched the gourmet shop's daily gold business boom, and Shen Youqing became a guest of the capital's nobles. Everyone: Even if I eat grass and leaves, I won't eat anything from that vicious woman! Shen Youqing: Do you know about Peach Blossom Crisp? Crowd: ...it smells good! * During the years when Shen Youqing was a supporting actress, she was forced to "seduce" Yin You, the villain in the book, and gave him food every day. After the task was completed, there was no need to face Yin You's cold words. Shen Youqing just wanted to breathe a sigh of relief, but when he turned around, he saw the gloomy and paranoid villain leaning against the door, and casually said to her: "Why didn't the red bean cake be delivered recently?" Shen Youqing Cowardly said: "Don't you like to eat what I make?" The villain was silent for a moment, and whispered in her ear: "...Love. #RedBean Cake is delicious, but you are sweeter than red bean cake Tired and tempting# [Small Theater] One day, Shen Youqing remembered the past and couldn't help asking: "You love sweets so much, why didn't you want my desserts? Am I not sweet enough? Yin You was serious:β¦
The Legend of SMG5|Season 1: The Rise of Y/n L/n aka SMG5
[SEASON 01 - The Rise of Y/n L/n] You arrive at the Mushroom Kingdom to search for Mario at Peach's Castle to help him find the man with the Power of Memes aka SMG4 and gain the red capped plumber's friendship and trust with a delicious looking cake and the two of them went on some crazy adventures through the entire Mushroom Kingdom with Mario's brother, Luigi, the not-so-evil Koopa King, Bowser, SMG4 and the other Mario avatars along with meeting some real nasty, evil villains like the Anti version of SMG3 that plans to take down SMG4 for the fame and glory of having his very own Youtube Channel.What kind of crazy adventure will our creative and adventurous hero end up at and when will he strike next in the SMG4 universe?β¦
Flamepaw's Destination
[Warriors Cats Fanfiction] (The Sequel to Flamepaw's Quest) A few moons after her return to RiverClan, Flamepaw is coping with the emotional trauma of what she has experienced and is trying return to her normal routine as a RiverClan apprentice with new member Barkpaw by her side. But when the entire clan of RiverClan mysteriously vanishes one day, Flamepaw suspects it to be none other than the malicious scheme of Korosu. It is up to her, Barkpaw, and others they meet along the way, to discover the truth about Korosu's plan and try to save RiverClan from impending doom.(Published: 2016)β¦
MLP: FiM Memes
All kinds of memes and funny stuff from My Little Pony. Some will be just super hilarious pictures and some will be memes, mostly memes. Get ready to laugh your heads off and roll on the floor laughing![COMPLETED: NOVEMBER 26, 2016]β¦
Melted Ice (Bleach Fan Fiction)
( IF YOU WANT YOUR EYES TO BLEED, THEN YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE. SERIOUSLY, I WROTE THIS WHEN I WAS 14, DONT PUT YOURSELF THROUGH THIS HELL)[1st Place Winner of The BWA 2014/ 1st Place Winner of AWA 2014]What if you knew nothing about yourself? Not remembering your past? And what it feels like being betrayed?Miyori Hono is the new Vice-captain of 3rd Division and under the command of Gin Ichimaru. She had forgotten about her past, enduring the every day pain of not knowing who you really are. The only memory she has been left is her unknown desire and wish to become a Soul Reaper. When Toshiro Hitsugaya, the ice captain of 10th Division, accuses Gin of being a traitor, Miyori starts growing suspicious of both sides.After her Captain's betrayal, she believes that trust is something that only fools believe in. Becoming cold-hearted and ice engulfing her heart, she closes to herself and wants no one by her side. But what happens when she starts getting to know better the ice captain? Will they be able to melt the ice which surounds their hearts?βΏ First Book || Second Book: Revenge βΏAll Rights Reserved. 2014. The cover was made by Levee_Ayzis; copyright policy.β¦
Son of Hades (Redo)
Ariel Caverly's life started when she died. To begin with, she and five other girls are bound for a competition where only one of them will end up as Queen of the Underworld. The more time Ariel spends beside her personal servant, the more her heart gets caught between the arrogant Prince of Darkness, and the servant, who asks permission to speak and write.#869 in fantasy β€οΈ#602 in fantasy 10/19 #461 in fantasy 10/31#379 in fantasy 12/17β¦
β Hand in the farm system
Author: PantherCategory: Tanmi doujinQin Yun graduated and returned to his hometown, binding the farm system. At the first time he obtained the system, Qin Yun was very decisive: hand over the farm system. ...... 3027 of the water blue calendar, the global food crisis. Countries have activated emergency plans, but I don't know when corn, wheat, cantaloupe... Food on the market is becoming more and more abundant. The mu yields 1,3027 catties of golden corn - Longxia planting. Sweet sweet potatoes weighing ten pounds - cultivated by Longxia. Crisp and delicious giant watermelon - produced by Longxia. Longxia has single-handedly become the global No.3027 and is known as the global granary. The most mysterious member of Longxia Agricultural Research Institute, Qin Yun is known as the global miracle maker. N years later, Qin Yun participated in the interview of "Global Agriculture"-- Qin Yun: Thank you, I'm just an ordinary farm worker. _(:Π·γβ )_ <>, known as the Aqua Blue Miracle Year. <>, the global miracle begins.JUST IN CASE, THIS STORY IS: β PURELY MTL(means this is not edited, so expect the incorrect pronouns, indents, and grammatical errors. :D) β FOR OFFLINE PURPOSE ONLY ( just uploaded here for my smooth offline reading) β Do Not Report, Do Not Vote, Just Read β DISCLAIMER: I do not own the cover nor the story, this is all for offline reading.β¦
Transmigrated to a Period Novel as the Genius Antagonist's Birth Mother
Medical student Luo Chu Xia transmigrated into the deceased biological mother of the genius villain.In the book [Era of Godly Merchants], the male protagonist and the villain fought until the last chapter, while she, unfortunately, only has four words in her storyline: she died of illness.Chu Xia: Dying immediately after transmigration?That won't do.Right now, the villain is still a little bean sprout, and the male protagonist from next door has just been weaned.And she, with the subsidy just remitted from her husband, who's engaged in scientific research in the Northwest, can buy whatever she wants.Oh my, she loves this life!Isn't this just a matter of taking good care of your health and raising your cub? She's familiar with this!Cen Huai'an has known since he could remember that his mother is unreliable. Whenever grandmother cried, she would give all the money in the house. Even if he begged her because he was starving, she would only hug him and cry, asking him to endure.After being disappointed again and again, he learned to snatch his own food like a wolf cub.But then he realized that his mother was getting "worse".Not only did she make him wash the dishes and sweep the floor, but she also forced him to memorize and write, and if he couldn't do it, she wouldn't give him any meat.For the sake of meat, he decided to "bear the humiliation".Of course, if his mother lets him drink one more orange soda, then he could recite one more poem.The researchers at the Northwest Space Research Base all know that Mr. Cen has a spoiled wife who asks for money or things whenever she calls.η©Ώζ年代ζ倩ζεζ΄ΎδΊ²ε¦ By: ζ¨ζ’ζ½Ό Not My StoryEdited MTLFor Offline Readingβ¦
Babysitting The Bad Boy's Brother.
"Okay, Whatever you say, Mum, I'll babysit the little man,"π¨ππππ π πΎπππππ the good girl.π¨ππππ π³πππ the bad boy.πΊππππ π±πππ-πΎπππ the mysterious guy. What happens when it suddenly crashes upon Amanda a.k.a Amy, That the "little man" She's babysitting is the brother of The Bad Boy a.k.a Ansel Luck??"You are unbelievable," She said, scrunching her nose in disgust."Oh thanks, That's the best compliment I got this whole year," He winked at her and grinned.What will happen, From 4:00 to 9:00, A whole month?Will, they survive each other's company,Or Not?Will Ansel be able to get what he wants?Will Amanda choose Ansel over her perfect boyfriend?Read to find out.Babysitting the bad boy's brother."It's more like I'm babysitting Him, Not Alex!" She cried, Wiping her forehead.*π¬π ππππ ππππ*β¦
Housemates (COMPLETE)
I'm Ruth.I've never said that to anyone before.Well, I've never said anything to anyone before.You guessed itI'm muteNobody's ever been able to read meNobody... until him...β¦
When the top chef turns into a scum Alpha
#How can there be people in this world who know how to cook so well?# Is there anyone who doesn't want to eat the dishes cooked by Chef Shang?# In addition to cooking, your hands should be able to do other things.It's a story about the heroine turning black, having her hands and feet broken off, her glands destroyed, and her face slapped, But who tortured her the most? unfortunately, she is now that ungrateful and vicious Alpha :) Fortunately, nothing has happened yet, there's still hope. After being rescued, Shang Wumian suddenly changed her face when she remembered what she has suffered when she just crossed over! Something is wrong with the heroine! She is reborn! ! Facing the reborn heroine, Chef Shang realizes that it's more difficult than making creative dishes... help! It's not that I want to be a negative person!help! I'm just a cook! my cooking is delicious!Facts have proved that if you want to impress a person's heart, you can first impress their stomach.Chef Shang helped to try it herself, and the certification is validβ¦