Riordanverse Jokes

Riordanverse Jokes

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Book of Riordanverse jokes and memes. (I wrote this years ago, so I'm sorry it's not very funny lmao I was like 10) I keep this book around because people seem to enjoy it and hey, it has a good handful of reads.Cover art by @spacialrift on Instagram I don't own the characters and I don't own the jokes. Many of them come from other demigod joke books and from the internet.…

The Unrealities of Greendale (1/3) *Being Edited*

The Unrealities of Greendale (1/3) *Being Edited*

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A girl named Valeri Pilou has had a hard childhood. But one day, 15 year old Valeri gets in a car crash. She wakes up the next day, and can't remember much. But she remembers her name and her family and, most of all, Evan Greendale. She remembers Evan is the love of her life. Slowly, she begins to have flashbacks from her childhood, but somehow still can't piece them together. But one day, everything comes crashing down when she finds out she has an illness, and not only is Evan Greendale the love of her life, but there's something about him that she can't quite fathom. Can Valeri find the difference between reality and fantasy in this gripping tale of twisted unrealities?***THIS STORY IS BEING EDITED***…

【心做し】 Kokoronashi 『Between Ghouls and Doves』

【心做し】 Kokoronashi 『Between Ghouls and Doves』

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Ayato started a mission for himself. He entered the building of the Doves/CCGs along with Eto and he became Juuzou's new companion after losing Yukinori Shinohara. That's not the exact mission yet, the real mission was for Juuzou to remember him, Ayato Kirishima, a childhood friend.~ Plot © Me~ Tokyo Ghoul © Sui Ishida…

I've reincarnated into the evil character, but somehow I've healed them?

I've reincarnated into the evil character, but somehow I've healed them?

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Bernald Tanzanite suddenly remembered he was in an otome game. He was the secret hidden evil character, who plotted to destroy the whole kingdom. This game, Magic Kingdom: Light~ was about a commoner heroine, and her school romance with high spec ikemen. Bernald was the Butler of the villainous rival, and had no intention to interfere with the main story. "I have a nice employer, a good wage, and stable life.""But who is this heroine?! Aren't you supposed be the healing type?! Don't you dare hurt my friends, cheat heroine!!!"…

rivalsduo/dreamnoblade oneshots

rivalsduo/dreamnoblade oneshots

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idk im bored, have the most underrated dream ship out there, no smut, probably.…

nothing ; hitoshi shinsou x reader

nothing ; hitoshi shinsou x reader

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#67 on the category 'anime' ^Feb. 6, 2019⠀*discontinued*⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀•Hitoshi Shinsou//BNHA Character⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀"I know you want to be a hero too. And I don't want you to think of me as a villain anymore. So...Deal?"⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀"..."⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀"I can't believe I'm agreeing to this."⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀~◇~◇~◇~◇~◇~◇~◇~⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀This story takes place before the school year started. (Y/N), a girl who recently joined the League Of Villains, hoping to search details from her tragic past. Her only choice led by Tomura Shigaraki, a member of the League Of Villains, Will she find out what happened just by following him?Or was it just a trick for her to use her unstable quirk against the good people? Till, She met a purple haired boy, that made her eyes sparked in interest. Why did this over exhausted boy somehow reminded of her past? This, she cannot leave unknowingly. As they both had an agreement to see each other, what will (Y/N) do to face the consequences?⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀~◇~◇~◇~◇~◇~◇~◇~Please take note that there are foul words in the story. Any complaints about it will not be accepted by the Author.Please Comment and Vote^^ Be one of my Noodle Family ♡…

Shattered Memories (Nightmare x reader)

Shattered Memories (Nightmare x reader)

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you are once a normal girl who loves to play with your friends and you always enjoyed them until your friends decided to back stabbed you and your only true friend comitted suicide your parents abandon you. And you are the only one who is living in the house your already 16 years old about to become 17 and sometimes you always dreamed about two skeletons and you made them as your friend even tho they're just your imagination while you were sleeping you always saw a tree that is unique and you somehow loved to stay under it but whenever you're dreaming you felt it like it was real but a few days ago you can't dream your two friends and the tree it made you feel a bit worried....many years later you forgot them you didn't know them you can't remember anyone or anything.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Yay another story made by the great and terrirble Ruoqa or ink_rose hope ya like my book again also nighty is still my senpai I am just making this because I am bored or should I say this book will entertain me so I made this but again I hope that you enjoyed it.…

The Palmer Pool

The Palmer Pool

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[Wattys 2022 Winner!] Vanessa Brooks, an anxious and cynical seventeen year-old, discovers she can travel to the summer of 1953 through the run-down community pool in her rural Michigan town and risks her future as she falls for a boy who lives in the past.******On the last day of junior year, Vanessa Brooks joins her friends for a traditional jump into the city pool to celebrate the beginning of summer and the last year they plan to spend in Palmer, Michigan; a dead-end riverside town with an eerily abandoned historic main street and decaying Victorian mansions. But when she resurfaces her classmates have been replaced by girls in retro swimsuits and bathing caps and guys in thigh-baring briefs with cigarettes tucked behind their ears. When Pete Harrison, an unfamiliar face who seems somewhat familiar with hers, offers a dizzy and confused Vanessa a towel and a ride home, she discovers her house and family missing. She has somehow slipped into 1953, the year her grandparents graduated high school.Using the pool and vivid imaginings of her grandfather's memories, Vanessa continues to escape to 1953- and to Pete, who, despite his unaffected kindness and optimism, has a mysterious bad reputation around town. But as she dives deeper into the summer her grandparents fell in love, she finds herself unable to return to the present without venturing even further into the past to correct a mistake that threatens her family and future.*Content Warning: this story contains scenes of near drowning and other perils on the sea, swearing, smoking and alcohol use*This story is complete at ~90,000 words.Wattys Winner 2022- Catchiest Hook and Wild CardShortlisted Wattys 2021Featured on @WattpadTimeTravelFeatured on @WattpadHistoricalRomanceFeatured on @TeenFictionEditor's choice list, December 2022, May 2023Cover by @eva3382…

Eggs with Wings? | {E.Aster Bunnymund x Fem! Reader}

Eggs with Wings? | {E.Aster Bunnymund x Fem! Reader}

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The battlefield was never kind for you and your brother, and protecting The Lunanoff family was the only objective you had within yourself. You perished, a sword plunging through your chest and only to rise up as a guardian. Kozmo- Pitch, became consumed and possessed by the leader of the Fearlings, ruling over the dark ages, with you reigning Queen over your kingdom of light. He has arisen. It's been a millenia since you've previously seen your crazed brother. Manny has once again called upon you to band with other guardians, war is coming, darkness is pouring into the light. Blood is going to clash against the pureness of the freshly fallen snow.As you fight, the kangaroo somehow has gained your attention. Cupid has been looking smug ever since you first laid eyes upon the Australian rabbit. Your kingdom has been attacked. Your daughter, Cupid has been harmed and somehow, you slowly feel yourself being attracted to the pooka while your ex tries to win you back. Will you be able to win this war as you fall for the rabbit, or will you succumb to the darkness, be it to protect your family, or to have your brother once again.What choice will you make, your highness?__________________________The RoTG/Guardians of Childhood Characters and yourself do NOT belong to me. I'm purely writing this for entertainment purposes, I do not own you or the Rise of the Guardians.Cover art by InjuredDreams on Tumblr!…

ROTBTD: Hogwarts

ROTBTD: Hogwarts

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Four kids. Four houses.Everyone at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry believes that no friendship can exist between all four houses. Rivalries blossom between Gryffindors and Slytherins and show themselves daily. Ravenclaws and Hufflepuffs make friends within their own houses. How could four kids, belonging to houses with such diverse personalities, become lasting friends?But that's exactly what happens.Four first years arrive at Hogwarts, fresh eleven-year-olds who have no idea what they're doing: Merida of Gryffindor, Jack of Slytherin, Hiccup of Hufflepuff, and Rapunzel of Ravenclaw. The boys are instantly inseparable. Merida and Jack develop a hatred to rival even that of Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy. Rapunzel, the bystander, watches as the three deal with each other. Quite suddenly, in a meeting half of the school is watching, the four somehow forget their differences and can't remember them.Of course, no one thinks it will last. But first year passes, and they're still friends. Second year flies by, and nothing has changed. Third year comes and goes, and their bond is still strong.And then fourth year arrives.Something has happened over the summer. Differences are upon all four. One is hiding something, something big. Another has been acting strangely and won't let anything slip. How far will the other two go to discover the secrets? Will the miraculous friendship survive them?With Harry Potter around the school with them, nothing is the same every day!…

Good Boys Never Lie

Good Boys Never Lie

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****BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND! COMPLETED!!!!**** Thierry Lemieux: self-proclaimed good boy, straightforward, and (somewhat) jaded. Those are three adjectives that describe the teenager with a heavy chip on his shoulders. Having a family that treated him like trash can do that. So when the time came for him to be sent off to boarding school in Boston, Thierry has low expectations after being bullied for most of his life. But when he crosses paths with the son of the headmistress and somehow learns that his roommate is a werewolf, that's when Thierry's senior year turns upside down and inside out. And with the help of fierce drag queens and an ally or two as the drama begins to unfold, Theirry has one rule to remember: Good boys never lie, no matter how unbelievably bizarre the truth may be. UPDATES: TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS (SNEAK PEEKS ON MY WEBLOG AVAILABLE ON MONDAYS & WEDNESDAYS, LINK IN BIO!)…

𝘗𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘵 𝘉𝘰𝘺 (Wally Darling x Reader)

𝘗𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘵 𝘉𝘰𝘺 (Wally Darling x Reader)

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DISCONTINUEDY/n was browsing through clownillustration.com one evening, when they stumbled across something peculiar. Upon waking up the next day, they weren't in a familiar place, they were in a new home. Read to find out if this supposedly friendly and colorful place is all that it seems to be. ~~Started: April 2, 2023Discontinued: July 14, 2024 ⚠️I do not own any Welcome Home characters! All are created by Clown Illustrations! Also, cover fan-art and any art in this story belong to its rightful owners!⚠️…

Boo. || WELCOME HOME X HUMAN! MALE! GHOST! READER ||

Boo. || WELCOME HOME X HUMAN! MALE! GHOST! READER ||

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PREVIEW OF FIRST CHAPTER:- "𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧 𝙢𝙪𝙘𝙝, 𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙣!! 𝙀𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙤 𝙘𝙤𝙡𝙤𝙧𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙜𝙞𝙙𝙙𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙡𝙚𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙗𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙣. 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙖 𝙣𝙚𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙗𝙤𝙧𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙖𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙧𝙤𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙩, 𝙐𝙣𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧."- In which the reader appears in the middle of the forest with a migraine not remembering what happened to her, Why she is here, Or who they were before this all had happened. All she knows is their name and that she is supposedly dead.PARTY COFFIN OWNS WELCOME HOME. IF THEY TELL ME TO DELETE THIS STORY THAN I SHALL. ALL OCS BELONG TO ME AND YOU BELONG TO YOU.…

Remember to Breathe - Bakugou x Reader oneshots

Remember to Breathe - Bakugou x Reader oneshots

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When hero school gets a little hard to handle, it's good to have some support. Especially when that support is tanned, toned and as head over heels for you as you are for him. Bakugou Katsuki is the class 1-A hothead; unless it comes to you. Somehow, you dim the fire that burns inside him. You soften the iron exterior, and are the only one able to put him at peace. And for that, you are Katsuki's whole world.…

The Unknowns Of Adulthood

The Unknowns Of Adulthood

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Just 3 poems I wrote agreeing with Joan Chen's quote, "All teenagers have this desire to somehow run away." I finished writing these poems on Monday, December 14, 2020. These poems were apart of a themeatric unit. The idea of Adulthood really scares me so I decided to step out if my comfort zone by writing these 3 poems for my "Childhoods End" Final project. I might write more poems here. For now though, enjoy these poems.…

Why Me?//Why Don't We

Why Me?//Why Don't We

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Just when I thought things couldn't get worse, it did...All I remember is running from something in the woods. Everything went black. I suddenly woke up in a bedroom that clearly isn't mine. I can't remember anything else. Name, family, where I live...nothing. then appears 5 boys. Handsome but terrifying. Memories fill me up and leave me with a terrible head ache. They wont let me leave.Wait...was I kidnapped? No. That doesnt sound right .They have secrets and I want to find out about what.I eventually got to know them better. They helped me through my darkest times. I think I could live with this. Somehow.Until they revealed a secret to me that left me devastated. King and Queen of wolves? Sounds awesome right? Nope. The subject lingered in my head for countless days.But lets skip that for now. I think I'm falling for them. But which one do I choose?----------------------------------------------------------------------------#131 in success #350 in woods#69 in bad-language#83 in bloodsucker#11 in lilsmut…

BATIM Crack Memes || ✔︎

BATIM Crack Memes || ✔︎

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*distant screaming*{Highest Rank - #304 Random 1/12/18}…

Nocturne of Nightmares (Fanfic)

Nocturne of Nightmares (Fanfic)

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**** IF YOU HAVE YET TO PLAY THE GAME AND ARE PLANNING TO OR YOU HAVE YET TO FINISH PLAYING, DO NOT READ THIS BOOK AS IT HAS MAJOR SPOILERS ****Leila is a young woman whose childhood was always a blur. No matter how hard she tried, she could never quite remember it. One day, after falling into a deep sleep, she wakes up terrified in a dark, creepy world. But she's not alone. She finds herself trapped in this nightmare world along with four guys and three girls. Strangers to her, yet they all seem vaguely familiar somehow. Who are these people? And why does Leila's heart hurt so badly when she looks at them? Licht in particular? However, there's no time for her to think about that when heart-wrenching apparitions of their childhoods begin suddenly appearing one after the other. Before any of them can even process what is appearing in front of their eyes, a hideous monster shows up out of nowhere. It's dead set to destroy them.Yet, strangely... Even the monster seems to be suffering. What could this mean? They run for their lives scared and confused. Before they can unravel these mysteries, they wake up in a cold sweat, only for the cycle to repeat itself every night after right when the clock strikes ten and the bell chimes. Will they solve the mystery?Can they put an end to this life-threatening cycle of nightmares? Or will they be forever tormented by their pasts?Highest Rankings#1 - thoma 08/05/20…

The Bro Code (Wattpad Books Edition)

The Bro Code (Wattpad Books Edition)

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WATTPAD BOOKS EDITION.Some rules were made to be broken.As a certified stand-up bro, Nick Maguire knows that some things in life are sacred: Do not skip ab workouts. Never back down from spicy foods. And always accept the outcome of Rock, Paper, Scissors. For these are the revered doctrines of The Bro Code, rules of conduct that have been passed down through the ages from bro to bro. Heading into his senior year, Cassidy High's star soccer player has his priorities straight and intends to spend his time playing sports, hanging out, and living by the code. But when his best bro Carter's sister Eliza returns from studying overseas, the awkward, academic girl Nick remembers is different. Carter might be Nick's bro, but Eliza becomes his whole world-and he has to make a choice between them. Is being with the girl of your dreams worth breaking the most important rule: never date your best friend's sister? Somehow, Nick never expected that following The Bro Code may have even bigger consequences than breaking it.…

Our Hidden Secrets (A Phantom of the Opera Fanfiction)

Our Hidden Secrets (A Phantom of the Opera Fanfiction)

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After the fire that consumed the Opera Poupulaire, Christine Daaé ran away with her childhood sweetheart Raoul; leaving The Phantom of the Opera alone in the catacombs of the opera.Three years later, the Opera House is rebuilt and a young maid, Adelaide, questions the fact that the Phantom is truly dead.She uncovers different secrets of the world she lives in. She finds more secrets (both deadly and powerful) then she ever thought possible. Some affecting those she loves, and some striking those she never knew but learns to understand. She struggles to find a equal balance between those she loves dearly and her family. Unable to hide the secrets any longer, she is sent through a journey of loss, anger, friendship, love, sadness, and hope. When found lost in life, Adelaide cannot find the answer of what she will do to protect those she loves. Her strength is put to the test and pushes all her limits. How far will she push to try and forget her despair? How far is enough? How far would you go to save the ones you love?…