domp698

Certainly! Here's a detailed 2000-word description of your story: ---### **The Adventures of Sir Tootalot: Butt Fart!!!** In a faraway kingdom nestled between rolling hills and fragrant meadows, there lived a brave yet peculiar knight named Sir Tootalot. Renowned not only for his valor but also for his uniquely flatulent nature, Sir Tootalot was both feared and adored across the land. Wherever he went, a peculiar phrase followed him: **"Butt Fart!!!!"** It was a phrase shouted by townsfolk, whispered by courtiers, and bellowed in the knight's own battle cries. #### **The King's Summons** One chilly morning, the kingdom awoke to a dire proclamation: a ferocious dragon had emerged from the Eastern Mountains, terrorizing villages, burning crops, and hoarding livestock. The king, desperate for a solution, called upon his trusted knights. Among them, none stood out quite like Sir Tootalot. **Butt Fart!!!!** The royal court gathered in the grand hall, a towering chamber with tapestries that depicted glorious battles of yore. "Sir Tootalot," the king began, his voice trembling, "only you have the courage, the strength, and... the particular talent needed to save us." **Butt Fart!!!!** The other knights chuckled quietly, hiding their smirks behind polished gauntlets. But Sir Tootalot bowed deeply and declared, "Your Majesty, I shall face this dragon, and I shall prevail! No beast can withstand my-uh-might." **Butt Fart!!!!** The court erupted into applause, though a few wrinkled their noses as Sir Tootalot turned to leave. "Godspeed, Sir Tootalot!" the king cried. **Butt Fart!!!!** #### **The Journey Begins** Mounted on his loyal steed, a flatulent yet steadfast horse named Gassy, Sir Tootalot set forth. **Butt Fart!!!!** Their journey led them through dense forests, over rushing rivers, and across wide plains. Along the way, Sir Tootalot encountered travelers who marveled at his bravery-or pinched their noses and fled. **Butt Fart!!!!**…

miraxulous

"This is a perfect day for bananafish." "I don't see any," Sybil said."That's understandable. Their habits are very particular. Very particular." He kept pushing the float. The water was not quite up to his chest. "They lead a very tragic life," he said. "You know what they do Sybil?"She shook her head."Well, they swim into a hole where there's a lot of bananas. They're very ordinary-looking fish when they swim in. But once they get in, they behave like pigs. Why, I've known some bananafish to swim into a banana hole and eat as many as seventy-eight bananas ." He edged the float and its passenger a foot closer to the horizon. "Naturally, after that they're so fat they can't get out of the hole again. Can't fit through the door." "Not too far out," Sybil said. "What happens to them?""What happens to who?""The bananafish.""Oh, you mean after they eat so many bananas they can't get out of the banana hole?""Yes," said Sybil."Well, I hate to tell you, Sybil. They die."- J. D. Salinger(A Perfect Day for Bananafish)The nights still young, and the party was as lively as ever. Stepping out of the congested residence, the few loitering outside were either adding to the chaos or wasted. Leaning against the stone wall on the side of the house, the cold material seeped through the thin fabric of my sweater. Playing with the metal lighter in my left hand, the flickering flame was in a constant battle of dominance with the wind. Dimming and illuminating, the fiery colors. Startled when the flame gave out, a body was roughly pressed against mine. Pushing the unwanted stranger away, I distanced my body away from theirs until it was firmly pressed against the solid wall. "Careful sweetheart, you might burn yourself," they chuckled. The smell of alcohol and cigarettes fanning over my sensitive nose."What do you want, I'm busy."Leaning in closer to my face, their stubble scraped my check as they navigated their mouth to my ear, whispering..."I-"…

1UnbelievableGirl

A chaotic love story.Meet Aries Cross, the intelligent, but witty, anxious, but pretty, small and quiet, but strong and deadly, seventeen year old ex-spy. Aries was taught to fight and since the first moment she could, by her amazing father. Her father was an amazing spy working for the CIA, and taught his daughter everything he knew in hopes for her to follow in his footsteps. And she did. Once she turned ten, she already could beat down three full grown men at once, had military, boxing, self defence, and basic fighting training, could snipe anything no matter the distance, as long as she could see it, hack into any website she wanted, and of course, spy without being caught.Until one day, her father got shot on duty, and killed. Aries was with him, she could have saved him, and because she didn't, she felt that she wasn't good enough to be a spy, and quit in her fathers honor. She stopped speaking unless it was required, and closed everyone off and away from her life. Until her step mother finally convinced her to go back to high school; Where she meets Reese, the highly annoying, gorgeous jaw-dropping, hilarious, heart stopping, bad boy.Reese is determined to figure Aries out, the quiet mysterious new girl, but she seems very determined to keep her secrets closed off... until they are forced out by something very deadly.➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖"Psst!"I looked over at the gorgeous boy sitting besides me, I would never actually admit he was gorgeous in person, of course. It was Reese."Why haven't I seen you around town before? I know everyone here, were you hiding under a rock?" His friend sitting besides him snickered. I didnt blink, nor answer, I only turned back around, pulling a book from my bag and opening it. "Why dont you talk?" Reese asked.Without missing a beat I spat a response."Why dont you shut up?"The gorgeous boy let out a chuckle."I'm going to figure you out, whether you like it or not."I sent him the bird…

ShriNidhii8

"You know, Richards," Sirius says one evening, smirking as they stand by the window overlooking the castle grounds, "maybe your heart isn't as free as you think."She arches an eyebrow. "What's that supposed to mean, Black?"He shrugs, flashing that familiar roguish smile. "It's caged, just like the rest of us."Keira's eyes narrow as she crosses her arms, leaning against the cold stone wall, sizing him up. She'd spent years sparring with Sirius, trading taunts and scowls like charms in Defense Against the Dark Arts, but something about tonight felt different."A caged heart, Black? Really?" she scoffs, rolling her eyes. "Just because you hide yours doesn't mean I do."Sirius leans in closer, his gaze softening in a way that throws her off guard. "I'm not hiding it," he says, his voice barely above a whisper, "just... careful about who I let close."She snorts, trying to shake off the way his words seem to dig under her skin. "Since when did you get all deep and mysterious?"He chuckles, rubbing the back of his neck. "Maybe you bring it out of me, Richards."They stand in silence for a moment, the warmth of the common room fading as they look out over the castle grounds, caught in a rare truce. Sirius breaks the quiet with a question he's never dared to ask."What are you so afraid of?"Keira looks away, the flicker of something hidden in her eyes. "Nothing," she says quickly. "And that includes you."A challenge dances in his gaze. "Good," he says, smirking again. "Then maybe you wouldn't mind letting me a little closer, yeah?"She laughs, feigning indifference, though she feels the heat rising in her cheeks. "Maybe, Black," she teases, stepping back, "but don't get too comfortable. I might just surprise you."As she walks away, Sirius watches her, a faint smile lingering on his lips. If her heart really was caged, he thought, then maybe-just maybe-he'd be the one reckless enough to unlock it.…

CommanderClasher

That LOL moment when you realize the description of this book is just telling you to read it.I'm not that evil though, so here's a proper description:This book is filled with funny jokes (I hope) and things that are COMPLETELY ORIGINAL, but if I use one that isn't I'll be sure to give credit to the one that came up with it.Oh, and don't read this if you can't take Justin Bieber/1Direction/Twilight/etc jokes. I don't need any crazed fans hating on me!Skip the first 2 chapters if you want better jokes, I wrote the first two when I was a joke telling noob.…

SaeSaeMiranda

- Jimin, "J-Hope is bright guy, laught a lot and has become hopeful like his name. J-Hope has good energy that effects everyone in a good way and i think J-hope is awesome. And people think he's always nice and innocent. But, inside his smiley face, there's an evil living there. J-Hope winds me up all the time but never stop smiling even when he does that. But you can never punch someone who looks so happy like that. One day, i was sleeping and all of sudden he poked me and shook me saying,'Jiiiimiiiiiiiin, wake up and play with me!!!!'So, i woke up. But right after i opened my eyes, he just grinned at me and went back to sleep like nothing happened. So i thought,'Uuuugh! i can never say anything to him cause he's older than me!'.And once he told me he would give me a massage and started squeezing the back of my neck, and that got tigher and tigher! He was smiling at then too! At the end i wat getting upset but he didn't stop it. He was doing it even haGuillermo said,'This will relax your muscles.'When i was sitting down at the rehearsal room during the break, he head locked me. He hit me once and left the room so i looked at him with a serious face for a second. J-Hope, the timid, came to the room only after three seconds and gave me some mischievous hugs and said,'Jimin! Are you upset at me? Are you?? You are not! Aren't you??'Chuckling hard, he left room after 10 seconds. What should i do with him?"©btsdiary | joahnakim | cassieparker | Maeiee Park | Julieann Guillermo |Sae Sae |…

Esmeray_04

The world doesn't change when you work on people, but it changes when you change."Where are you" Their only question to her every hour, every minute of his existence.All they wanted was her presence, a sign of her existence.Both of them wanted her as their breathing.One was the obsession she fought; one was her obsession for which she would fight for...But where is she?The only survival all of them had, shattered into pieces, right in front of their eyes and they all were the pieces of living dead.Not even a fragment of life remained in their eyes, and the reason for which they fought, almost disappeared into the fogs."The recent cases of Mafia fights have appeared more than dozen time in just a week, the common mass is afraid of what could come off in the next few days, the people are seeking answers from the government""More than 10 government officials were found murdered in their villas, just in ten days and the current government in power have been a chaos, no answers have yet been given to the people, the rage of fear is making people unable to forget and move on""The sudden uproar of disappearance of the famous hacker from underworld, SG, have caused most of the mafia and governmental sites to gone crazy over it, being that the recent case of BEAST mafia leader, Kiara being dead as heard in the rumours""Rumours" Her chuckle caused his goosebumps to rise.…

chickenyourass

"Y/n, are you in there? " An angelic voice can be heard from outside, you slapped yourself to stopped the crying.The angelic voice owner was Min Hyurin, a ten years old little girl, a daughter of your now husband, Min Yoongi with his late first wife.You walked to the door and opened it for her to come in, "Hello there, Hyurin. What are you doing this late at night? "She looked up to you with her big eyes, "I saw daddy sleeping without you and thought that you might be here. " she glance at her dad's door then back to you.You chuckled, "This is my own room, of course I'll be sleeping here. " She walked inside your room and jumped up to your bed, looking at you, she said "But you're my new mommy. Why aren't you sleeping together? Isn't that what daddy and mommy should do? "Your eyes started to became watery again, the two foot of your found it way to Hyurin, "It's complicated, darling. By the way, you should be sleeping now. You got to go to school tomorrow. "She pouted when you mentioned about school, "I don't want to go to school. "You chuckled while ruffling her hair. You picked her up, "But still, you must go to school. Let's go to your room, I'll tell you a story to sleep. "She wanted to refused but you instantly walked out of the room to her bedroom. You put her down into the bed and pulled the blanket up to her chest."Mommy, do you love dad? " She asked you but you didn't answered and instead kissed her forehead.-----------A new love was about to bud, but sometimes things just didn't go with the way.As he didn't want you as his wife, another man entered your life, wanting you as his love; but with a forceful way.Will you surrender your love to your husband, or will you fight for it?…