TwoMoose
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Book two in the four book trilogy of The Adventures Of... series. Join Ouch, Painful, Me, me and The Solo Stinker as they attempt to...attempt. We promise this round not to promise such things as we did last time, but seriously, maybe Seriously will come for a visit. Please don't hold your breath for something good to come out of this, for we guarantee-you'll suffocate. No fort actually came out of the making of effort, just one too many F's and an E. Note, this is (again) based on a true fabricated story, anything you say and do, can and quite possibly will be fabricated into the effort to further this story. Remember: If you don't participate or use your imagination in the reading of this story, you might as well just exit stage through trap door. Now if you decide to enter this book without any caution and get lost on the way, then all we have to say to you is, why did you continue after reading the description? This was our best attempt to get you to understand the next page without you having to actually open the book. You can't truthfully say we didn't warn you-we have it on paper! Somewhere...in a galaxy-never mind, you know the rest. We don't want you to be under the understanding-yes under the understanding-that you should read this while you're awake and paying attention, otherwise you might realize just how nonsense filled and irritating this book is, and perhaps it will cause you not to just belt out in laughter. So just in case, Writer's Disclaimer: Read while sleepy. Note: The above paragraph was written while sleepy, if you'd like to make a complaint, please read the second paragraph of, "First, The Bratwurst".…
