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Jokes and Memes For Classic Rock Fans

Jokes and Memes For Classic Rock Fans

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Like my last book this is for classic rock fans…

A Whisper to the North

A Whisper to the North

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Damsels aren't supposed to wield swords, especially ancient swords that will have the blood of thousands spilled across it.✵✵✵✵✵Deep in the mountains of Cambria, there lives a legendary queen of unparalleled beauty, benevolence and brutality. She seeks only to avenge her family, but it is easier said than done. She must travel far into the formidable lands of Northumbria to find the king who killed her father. With the help of an assassin turned friend, queen Una sees that nothing can get in her way, except a secret that will shatter her reality forever.✵✵✵✵✵ EXCERPT ✵✵✵✵✵"I can understand what it must be like for you, trapped in the walls of the north mountains. While Christian Bryttania grew, your pagan roots began to rot as your people lay waste to the invasions of the Danes and Vikings. A millennia ago, most lived and died within the short distance of which they were born. Their existence was bounded by the wilderness in the unyielding darkness of ancient woods, by the ice shown peaks of impenetrable mountains. This old truth is your reality, is it not?"✵✵✵✵ WARNING CONTAINS ✵✵✵✵Disturbing ImagesStrong Sexual ContentStrong ViolencePervasive Language✵✵✵✵✵✵ Word Count ✵✵✵✵✵✵Number of words: 191,554Number of pages in book: 734…

Love Far Beyond the Ashes

Love Far Beyond the Ashes

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Calli and Kiara have been separated once again after finally rekindling their flame of love. The two want to reunite with one another by all means necessary and will do anything to achieve that, no matter how hard it may be. They won't let anything stand in their way.…

Bearing Witness

Bearing Witness

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Starfleet Commander Ananda Greydon is a graduate of The University of Betazed and, a member of the newly formed Starfleet Counseling Service.Half human, half Betazoid - her silhouette could be described as imposing: A tall woman by any standard, she stands 180 cm in ordinary shoes. Her figure a series of well placed curves and planes, she's sturdy and sleek. Efficient, compassionate, and empathetic as she is lovely. During the course of her current assignment, she uncovers disturbing information while focusing on its main subject: Khan Noonien Singh. A man known to legitimate entities in Starfleet as Commander John Harrison.The implications of her findings may change how she comes to view her subject and, perhaps even her own existence. How will Ananda come to terms with a reality that upends everything she has ever believed to be true?…

Do you still love me?

Do you still love me?

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How come you change this much? You love me right then why you always keep on insulting your love. " She said and he just scoffed before saying " I don't know what you are talking about. And I was just stating the facts and if you find it bitter it's not my fault. " But this time she decided not to act weak " Just shut up Aryan, you have no right to disrespect me like that, and if you are this much ashamed to call me your partner then you shouldn't have take me there, you always see my fault in everything , every time you do what comes to your mind, you talk to me when you want and shout on my face whenever you want. Today you have to tell me what the heck is your problem, why are you behaving like this with me. " He just ignored her words and turned towards the mirror, she angrily held his arm and shouted turning his face towards her " Tell me Aryan, I want to know.. " Before she could say something further he grabbed her arms harshly and slammed her on the nearby wall, she flinched by his actions and in no time he pinned her hands harshly on the wall " What do you want to know huh? Why are you disturbing me here ? Why are you eating my head instead of sleeping at this hour just because .. " He stopped talking by himself. Her cheeks were completely wet because of her tears, her breathing started being heavy. The room was filled with silence, he was glaring at her and the sound of her breathing and her light sobs were audible in the room. She started struggling to free herself from his grip but it was only making it worse for her. He tightened his grip on her hands and she gulped looking at her hands and she again looked at him, she noticed him continuously staring at her face. He stared at her red puffy eyes and then his gaze went down to her trembling lips . He leaned closer to her face and it might be the first time that Shalin doesn't like that , she was really numb but still she said " Aryan please stay away, you are making me uncomfortable . "…

Hetalia One-Shots

Hetalia One-Shots

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Just a bunch of one-shots that I came up with. Some with me funny, some will be cute and others will be depressing.…

The Ways in Which We Walk the Earth

The Ways in Which We Walk the Earth

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Poetry to nourish the soul and mind, for better or worse.…

The Kingdom of Noitcif

The Kingdom of Noitcif

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The last thing an adolescent wants is to realize that the world they've been living in for the past fourteen years is a lie. Unfortunately for Espen, when a unicorn-riding messenger knocks at his front door and gives him a piece of disturbing news, that's exactly what ends up befalling him. Through a series of conflicts and unlikely friendships, Espen is whisked into an alternate dimension where everything is not quite as it seems, and he is forced to take on a life of destiny and importance as he discovers that the kingdom has been sought after for years by a wickedly intelligent emperor. An emperor that he is now expected to defeat. Cover photo by Rudakzmm on DeviantArt (text added via Photoshop). Rudakzmm, if you would like me to remove this photo, please let me know.…

The Choice of the Augur {ON HOLD}

The Choice of the Augur {ON HOLD}

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"You don't remember who you are." Rachel sighed. "And that's why they haven't killed you yet."~~~~~~~~~~The giant war has finally come to an end. Percy hopes that he can relax a bit, go to collage and hopefully live a normal life.Reality has other plans.Gaea and Tartarus want revenge. They are plotting for the downfall of Olympus and their heroes.And so another prophecy is spoken. This one mentions that a choice will have to be made. Everyone assumes it is Percy Jackson, the savior of Olympus.Except it's not him. It's not even a true hero.In fact, it's someone who they all despise. Someone who is combing back from the fields of Asphodel.The augur himself, Octavian. The fate of Olympus rests on his shoulders.…

Whispers in the Dark: A collection of short  horror stories

Whispers in the Dark: A collection of short horror stories

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From the disturbing depths of Alex Gedgaudas's mind emerges a haunting collection of short stories that will chill you to the bone. Each story is a harrowing descent into the macabre, filled with spine-tingling twists and heart-pounding suspense that will leave you questioning what lurks in the shadows.But beware-these are stories you shouldn't read alone at night. With each turn of the page, Gedgaudas beckons you into a world where nightmares become reality and the line between sanity and madness blurs. Dare to venture into the twisted imagination of Alex Gedgaudas, but remember, once you enter, there's no turning back.…

Unrealistic Reality (Pentatonix X Reader)

Unrealistic Reality (Pentatonix X Reader)

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You had always grown up in an abusive household, until your mother viciously kicked you out. Leaving you with no where to go, you walked and walked until you found a old park. Lost, scared, and hungry you wished your life would just end. Just then 3 unfamiliar faces took you in. You continued to get to know these people, learning about them, meeting their friends, everything. All seems to be going well until you learn some very disturbing and shocking news. Now more confused than ever you have to figure out what to do. Should you leave? Or should you try to forgive and forget? Leaving would've been easy if you hadn't have started to fall in love with someone you least expected. The longer you stayed with these people the longer your bond with them grew. But will the bond you make be enough to allow you to overcome the damage that has been done? (Pentatonix X Reader)…

[601-800] GLOBAL LORD: 100% DROP RATE

[601-800] GLOBAL LORD: 100% DROP RATE

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Author:A Green BirdAlternative names:全民领主:我的爆率百分百Genre:Action, Adventure, FantasySource:WebnovelStatus:OngoingEveryone transmigrated to the High Continent and became a Lord to participate in the conquest between Lords from all the other races.A few lucky Lords would receive Lord Talents."Hah! My talent is the Knight's Hall, a Diamond-Tier Lord Talent! My subjects can job change into a unique warrior class, the Combat Spirit Knight!""My Lord Talent is the King of Abyss. I can summon demons to become my subjects!""I have a lot of subjects who are scientists! I can create advanced technologies!""My Talent allows me to cultivate! I'll become a celestial!"Zhou Zhou received a Legendary-Tier Lord Talent - 100% drop rate!Not only could he see the things he would receive from an enemy, but his enemies would drop all of their loot when they were defeated."Watch as I make you drop your Talents!"…

CREEPYPASTA'S

CREEPYPASTA'S

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These are stories of creepypasta's, they are a form of fiction where the intent is to scare the wits off you. Creepypasta's are very mature from profanity, gore and may contain some sexual content. Read at own disclaimer. When applicable, I will try my best to include authors.Links to websites:http://goo.gl/mXVzHxAnd:http://goo.gl/3V2C2EURL shortener:goo.gl/DISCLAIMER: IF YOU TRY THE RITUAL DONT BLAME ME IF IT WORKS (WHICH I HIGHLY DOUBT ) OR IT DOESNT REMEMBER IF U GET KILLED it ain't my problem OK thanks ^-^…

BTS Random Scenarios [OPN4RQSTS]

BTS Random Scenarios [OPN4RQSTS]

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READ AT YOUR OWN RISK: ARE YOU WEIRD LIKE US?[Open for Requests]Funny, Dumb, Random and Pervy Scenarios and BTS'reactions..Made by yours truly, Camdorkim !! THANKYOU!! ♥ Have fun reading ! KAMASAMNIDAAAA **KoreanBow**…

Give Life Meaning...

Give Life Meaning...

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Natalia Alianovna Romanov graduated from the Red Room knowing that they took her ability to have children. Steve Rogers woke up and continued to work as a soldier, never really thinking about what they did to him while he was still asleep. What if something was taken from both of them and created something new? Natasha had been picked out because of her DNA, and Steve Rogers still had the super soldier serum running through his body. Someone saw this as an opportunity to get the best of both worlds. Steve Rogers's life is about to be turned upside down when he finds twins in the Hydra compound who shares disturbing similarities to himself and someone else he knows.(All rights of the characters belong to Marvel.)…

Moonlight  Academy for Girls

Moonlight Academy for Girls

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This story talks about an all girls academy run by a sexist principal and gives detailed accounts of the horrors the girls face. One part is uploaded each week giving details about one character.…

The Hand of the Damned

The Hand of the Damned

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Many tales of Hogwarts have been told, tales of greatness and destruction ,darkness and light yet none have been told of the grey, the in between, the morally ambiguous, the surreptitious girl who did all the wrong things for all the right reasons. Follow the story of Abigail Rosier , a 20 year old pureblood who comes from a family with many secrets, as she paves her way through Hogwarts and leaves her mark in the good the bad and everything is between. A story filled with light hearted jokes, deep disturbing secrets, love and lots of bad decisions. Was her life destined for chaos or is she just an idiot?Note: This is in an alternative reality where students can only go to Hogwarts AFTER completing muggle schools due to the amount of tax fraud that the idiots in 1979 committed. The secrecy of the wizarding world would be put to jeopardy unless someone taught them basic maths and so the laws were changed and pureblood were forced to attend muggle schools along with everyone else . Not only did this decrease the amount of tax fraud ,but it also helped in decreasing pureblood supremacy ideologies. All original characters credit to she who must not be namedPlease note, everyone in the story is 18+ . Also see imagine in first chapter to see what Marcus Flint looks like.…

My Rants Book #2

My Rants Book #2

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My 2nd rants book. Any rude comments, they will be deleted.…