forbidden love...(trump x joe biden)
trump and biden both have feelings for each other but can't let it get in the way of the election...will they risk it all for their forbidden love?? read to find out!!π₯°π₯°β¦
His Bad Boy Werewolf (BxB) (DISCONTINUED)
Oliver is a lore freak. Anything that could have ever been alive, he believes exists. Ghosts, Wendigos, werewolves, megalodon sharks. Everything. He moves to a new town, starts at a new school, meets a new friend, and catches the popular bad boys attention.What happens when he gets way more attention then he wants? What happens when he starts suspecting things that normal people would call him crazy for?#17 funnyjokesβ¦
dirty jokes
I have a VERY dirty mindβ¦
Kitten (minsung)
"Pet me.""You're not my cat."Han Jisung hates cats in general. Lee Minho owns three cats. What would happen if Jisung is forced to like cats, whereas Minho happens to find himself another cat? γπγl e e. m i n h o & h a n. j i s u n gγπ¦γstarted 08/12/19 finished 02/02/21Total words counted: 117,645 words ποΈ. Also to remind you that this is categorized as Alternate Universe (AU) fan fiction. I use characters from Stray Kids, other KPOP artists, game characters, and my own Original Character (OC) that I created to make the story more interesting. Please remember that most characters are not mine, I don't own these idols, and I have no bad intentions whatsoever. I don't mean any harm or intended to discriminate the artists used in this fic by all means. I wholeheartedly support and respect them. ( LOTS AND LOTS OF CURSING )PLS TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. THERE ARE MULTIPLE HARSH LANGUAGES AND STUFF THAT CAN BE CONSIDERED OFFENSIVE !! [ cover made by my certified child : @jiuuvi ] . #69 in STAY π - 270520. #1 in DIRTYJOKES - 200221Β©tokoyamis 2019β¦
Future Enemies {TomTord/TordTom} (cringe x1,000,000)
What if Edd wasn't so nice after a certain someone was looking for Tom. Would the certain someone be nice or just abuse Tom more maybe They'll fall in love. Read the book to find out moreThis story is based off a video on YouTube The Channel name of this amazing person is 'Little Torm''!!!Full credit to ''Little Torm'' for the first chapter in this book!! The rest of the book except the first chapter is completely my ideas!This book contains -abuse-eddsworld shipping -Tord -swearing -dirty jokesAnd many more things to come Also the writing does get better I promise Enjoy~(Cover art not mine nor are the characters except for a few)(I don't update the book much)β¦
sent || kakashi x reader βοΈ
texts taking place between kakashi and the readerstarted: May, 2017 completed: August 16, 2017edited: June 7, 2018-June 8, 2018{editing is on hiatus/just being updated slowly}β¦
Funny texts
Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day!Credits to whoever made these jokes.β¦
Funny Pickup Lines
Read the title!!These are really lame so I hope no one EVER uses them lmao Send in ur lines if you think they are funny enough.Enjoy.Example:- Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.β¦
Yandere Platonicember
31 oneshots of Platonic Yanderes for the 31 days of December Obviously β Trigger Warning β Read at your own discretionβ¦
Jodeci VIBE Magazine (1995)
WARNING : EXPLICIT LANGUAGEAll credit goes to VIBE Magazine.""Silk? Shai? UNV?" DeVante chuckles. "Put that in there. That I laughed. They're just jokes. There are only two powers: us and Boyz II Men."β¦
We Were Only Kids// McFly (Wonderland)
This story has already been told. But I guess that goes for any story these days. I'm writing this because Lilly did great, but there is a lot more that she wouldn't know. And what kind of a guy would I be if I didn't share? Maybe I'm just bored. I'm definitely bored. Did that all make sense to you? Eh, Whatever.//WONDERLAND BOOK 2β¦
42 Cannibal Jokes
Wow, if you're reading this and you're not me or someone I know... what weird side of Wattpad are you on? Anyway, if you're actually going to read this eyesore of a book, I'll have to warn you... it's a little bit hard to digest... I'm serious, finding all these jokes was hard to stomach... But if you really do want to read it it's your funeral.β¦
Underfell Sans x Underswap Sans
Well here it is. Well, reading it over, it felt rushed, and out of character. Soo... If that is the case, I need someone to let me know, cause I'm not sure. Thanks! : o )β¦
TXT Memes π€£π€
Just memes here (β β§β β½β β¦β )I don't own them, so the credit goes to the rightful owners πβ¦
β Joke Bookβ
This isn't exactly a book is just jokes and funny facts and texts inspired @pepsiorcoke ππ so please don't judge some of these are !y own jokes and I got some somewhere else!!!please don't be a silent readerA/N this book isn't meant to insult anyone in the whole world I love my bunnysβ¦
Straykids Memes π€£π€
Just memes here (β β§β β½β β¦β )I don't own any of them, So.... CREDITS TO THE OWNERS ππ»ππ»ββοΈβ¦
Puns/Jokes/Dirty Jokes/Memes
Well doesn't the title say it all?β¦
πͺππ§ ππ₯πππ π¦,PEN15
β€οΈ ΠΊΟ βΡΟ πππ¨π©π²π«π’π π‘π,don't translate without my primission and don't copy it any whereβ¦
'Kiss me already.' | HYUNLIX
why post when you can text.Why text when you can post?Geez kid, kiss me already.I am trying Lee.|||||OLDER FELIX AUπtexting/insta AU#1 in dirty jokes 11.25.23 (tysm!)#8 in bottom hyunjin 11.19.23#5 in top Felix 11.19.23#36 in insta 8.19.24#1 in lixhyun 02.4.25#2 in felixxhyunjin 02.4.25- started 7.12.23- last updated 12.16.24- ended ??.??.??NO LONGER ON HOLD ! <3β¦